Many early adopters of Apple's new iPhone6 are finding the lightweight aluminum frame combined with a tight pants pocket can actually cause the phone to bend.
Users are noticing bending near more vulnerable spots, such as near the side-buttons.
Mayor Michael Bloomberg has announced that henceforth New York City will no longer be nicknamed, "The Big Apple."
At his noon news conference, Hizzoner unloaded this latest bombshell to the unsuspecting news services.
"A 'Big Apple' suggests...
The recently released iPad3, which actually comes from a different universe, different milky way and different planet (especially for over 60 year-olds Granny Smiths) seems to have certain deficiencies. The major one is; it seems to be too heavy for...
When an eight-year-old girl decided to enter a competition for a garden climbing frame and swing set, she had no idea that she would win the second prize. Neither did she guess for one minute that it would lead on to breaking one of the most puzzlin...
In a move that stunned Christians and non-Christians alike, Apple, Inc. has filed a lawsuit against God, claiming that real apples look too much like Apple, Inc.'s logo.
"We own the worldwide-rights to Apple, pure and simple," said bile-averse App...
The next generation of mobile phones currently in development, will be so intelligent that the will drive to work for you, do your job, drive home again in the evening, stopping off at the supermarket on the way and make your dinner for you.
To give Neil Kinnock his due, he has worked tirelessly on behalf of British farmers for the past twenty years to overturn the EU directive that disallows the sale of knobbly carrots and bent cucumbers.
Since the introduction of EU Directive 1677/8...
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