BOSTON - It took her ten days, but New England Patriot's wide receiver Wes Welker's wife, Anna has finally issued an apology to Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis.
Mrs. Welker, 32, made the apology through Dottie Bazooka a reporter with Sports...
Former Mayor Marion Barry arrived late this afternoon at local Park in Washing D.C. for a scheduled press conference to apologize to persons of Polish ancestry he had referenced in a previous apology.
Two weeks ago he had referred to Asian busine...
Dear Mrs Fungle,
Please accept my apologies for calling you a tight fisted old hag with dew drops and a wig that should have been put down years ago. We received your cheque this morning.
Peter Morning
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Dear Mr Dreem,
After some consideration, I would not want to shove your head in a meat grinder and boil your testicles in hot jam. You are not a wanker and I...
Daily Mail readers have been left looking red faced after the Daily Mail picked up a story about babies as young as three months old skydiving that was apparently untrue.
"There was a satirical story about this," said the editor of the Daily Mail,...
U.S. President Barack Obama received PM David Cameron this morning with a 19 gun salute and Fife and Drum performance on the lawn of the White House. With his poll numbers dropping precipitously into the unfavorable range in the U.S. and abroad, the...
NEW YORK CITY - Well it now appears that Rush Limbaugh has crawfished (back pedaled) and issued an apology for calling Georgetown University coed Sandra Fluke a "slut."
The radio talk show host who usually has a 12-inch cigar sticking out of his a...
Liverpool have described Fernando Torres' refusal to score for Chelsea as "unacceptable".
Torres has since apologised for being unable to hit a cow's arse with a banjo, and admits he has let the club down.
Liverpool's managing director, says th...
Recently Paris Hilton's Vagina went on a rampage, tearing up the town and making a total spectacle of it's self. It all started when Paris's Vagina discovered Paris was not up for the role of Linda Lovelace in the bio pic, Inferno.
Paris's ker...
The Irish Government has today sent out a public, heartfelt apology to the world for having spawned the crap-pop-freak show Jedward. The apology was particularly aimed the people of the UK, who have had to suffer this inhuman blight more than anyone...
In line with the best journalism I shall, from time to time, be issuing apologies and corrections for things I have written for The Spoof that have been found to be mistaken.
In that way the pedantic geeks, who have nothing better to do but poke holes in my errorts, might be satisfied.
1. My description of the musical compositions written by composers for the vuvuzela as being easily mistake...
People who thought Michael Jackson's 'This Is It!' speech at London's O2 Arena was just about the funniest thing they'd ever heard were hit for six yesterday by Tiger Woods' public apology for philandering above and beyond the call of duty.
As the...
Gordon Brown is to issue an official apology to thousands of former child migrants who were sent to Australia in the years after the Second World War. This abuse of children of unmarried mothers was an abuse on a par only with the Magdalene Laundries...
Gordon Brown was forced to sit and write a grovelling apology to Jaqui Janes, mother of a soldier killed in Afghanistan for having spelled her son's name wrong in a condolence letter. He wrote Jamie James.
Most of us might have made a similar erro...
The Metropolitan Police in London today issued an apology, and the statement read: 'We apologise for being completely and utterly hopeless at solving crime, and useless at preventing crimes, but good enough at corruption and letting obvious perverts...