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Funny story:  President Issues "Credible Threat" of Nation Being Attacked

President Issues "Credible Threat" of Nation Being Attacked

The President told Americans in a press conference today that there was a "Credible Threat" that the United States could suffer a sudden attack from any one of several countries. "I don't know how we got everybody so upset with us but according to...
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Funny story:  The KKK Says They're Proud of Megyn Kelly

The KKK Says They're Proud of Megyn Kelly

TUCSON, Arizona - Megyn Kelly has managed to knock Obamacare, the Indiana Pacers, and The Tea Bag Party Christmas Party Fund Scandal off of the front page. The 43-year-old talking head with FOX News has stirred up a holiday hornets nest with her c...
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Funny story:  Demi Lovato Convinces Her BFF Selena Gomez To Apologize For Using The F-Word During Her Concert

Demi Lovato Convinces Her BFF Selena Gomez To Apologize For Using The F-Word During Her Concert

LOS ANGELES - Demi Lovato says that she owes a lot to her BFF Selena Gomez who was there for her the three months she spent in a rehab clinic. Demi and Selena both share a love for carne guisada and bean breakfast tacos, chicken flautas, and fajit...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Apologizes To President Obama For Smoking Pot

Justin Bieber Apologizes To President Obama For Smoking Pot

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House recently received a certified letter addressed to President Obama. White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax informed the White House press corps that the letter was from Justin Bieber, the singer. In the 193-wor...
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Funny story:  Mrs. Wes Welker Apologizes To Ray Lewis of The Baltimore Ravens

Mrs. Wes Welker Apologizes To Ray Lewis of The Baltimore Ravens

BOSTON - It took her ten days, but New England Patriot's wide receiver Wes Welker's wife, Anna has finally issued an apology to Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis. Mrs. Welker, 32, made the apology through Dottie Bazooka a reporter with Sports...
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Funny story:  Marion Barry Schedules Next Apology

Marion Barry Schedules Next Apology

Former Mayor Marion Barry arrived late this afternoon at local Park in Washing D.C. for a scheduled press conference to apologize to persons of Polish ancestry he had referenced in a previous apology. Two weeks ago he had referred to Asian busine...
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Funny story:  Letters sent in error

Letters sent in error

Dear Mrs Fungle, Please accept my apologies for calling you a tight fisted old hag with dew drops and a wig that should have been put down years ago. We received your cheque this morning. Peter Morning Adl Electrical Supplies Dear Mr Dreem, After some consideration, I would not want to shove your head in a meat grinder and boil your testicles in hot jam. You are not a wanker and I...
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Funny story:  Daily Mail readers up in arms over skydiving babies

Daily Mail readers up in arms over skydiving babies

Daily Mail readers have been left looking red faced after the Daily Mail picked up a story about babies as young as three months old skydiving that was apparently untrue. "There was a satirical story about this," said the editor of the Daily Mail,...
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Funny story:  Obama Gifts Cameron

Obama Gifts Cameron

U.S. President Barack Obama received PM David Cameron this morning with a 19 gun salute and Fife and Drum performance on the lawn of the White House. With his poll numbers dropping precipitously into the unfavorable range in the U.S. and abroad, the...
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Funny story:  The Real Reason Why Rush Limbaugh Apologized To Sandra Fluke For Calling Her A "Slut"

The Real Reason Why Rush Limbaugh Apologized To Sandra Fluke For Calling Her A "Slut"

NEW YORK CITY - Well it now appears that Rush Limbaugh has crawfished (back pedaled) and issued an apology for calling Georgetown University coed Sandra Fluke a "slut." The radio talk show host who usually has a 12-inch cigar sticking out of his a...
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Funny story:  Liverpool apologise to Chelsea for Torres

Liverpool apologise to Chelsea for Torres

Liverpool have described Fernando Torres' refusal to score for Chelsea as "unacceptable". Torres has since apologised for being unable to hit a cow's arse with a banjo, and admits he has let the club down. Liverpool's managing director, says th...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton's Vagina Apologies

Paris Hilton's Vagina Apologies

Recently Paris Hilton's Vagina went on a rampage, tearing up the town and making a total spectacle of it's self. It all started when Paris's Vagina discovered Paris was not up for the role of Linda Lovelace in the bio pic, Inferno. Paris's ker...
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Funny story:  Irish Government Apologises For Jedward

Irish Government Apologises For Jedward

The Irish Government has today sent out a public, heartfelt apology to the world for having spawned the crap-pop-freak show Jedward. The apology was particularly aimed the people of the UK, who have had to suffer this inhuman blight more than anyone...
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Funny story:  Sensational apologies

Sensational apologies

In line with the best journalism I shall, from time to time, be issuing apologies and corrections for things I have written for The Spoof that have been found to be mistaken. In that way the pedantic geeks, who have nothing better to do but poke holes in my errorts, might be satisfied. 1. My description of the musical compositions written by composers for the vuvuzela as being easily mistake...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Apology - Funniest Public Display Since Michael Jackson's 'This Is It!'

Tiger Woods Apology - Funniest Public Display Since Michael Jackson's 'This Is It!'

People who thought Michael Jackson's 'This Is It!' speech at London's O2 Arena was just about the funniest thing they'd ever heard were hit for six yesterday by Tiger Woods' public apology for philandering above and beyond the call of duty. As the...
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Funny story:  Metropolitan Police apologise for 'being a useless waste of time and money'

Metropolitan Police apologise for 'being a useless waste of time and money'

The Metropolitan Police in London today issued an apology, and the statement read: 'We apologise for being completely and utterly hopeless at solving crime, and useless at preventing crimes, but good enough at corruption and letting obvious perverts...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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