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Funny story:  Sex-Addicted Apes Facing Extinction, Have Sex Every Few Minutes

Sex-Addicted Apes Facing Extinction, Have Sex Every Few Minutes

The Bonobo "Whoopee" Apes in the Democratic Republic of the Congo are becoming extinct even though they have sex every few minutes, even while they're eating. "It is an amazing fact", stated Penelope Swinger of one Bonobo Sanctuary in the central...
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Funny story:  Neanderthal 'Swamp Ape' corporation awarded 'Alligator Alley' concession

Neanderthal 'Swamp Ape' corporation awarded 'Alligator Alley' concession

TALLAHASSEE -- The Florida State Legislature on Friday granted the newly recognized Swamp Ape corporate tribe the lucrative I-75 "Alligator Alley" concessions contract, but the Seminole Tribe will be retained to provide labor. The Seminoles salva...
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Funny story:  Discovery Unlocks Mystery Of Elvis And The Monkeys

Discovery Unlocks Mystery Of Elvis And The Monkeys

In a fascinating scientific study conducted over the past three years across three continents, scientists have proved beyond all doubt that monkeys and apes will never be able to impersonate Elvis. They have been found to lack a crucial piece of t...
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Funny story:  Highly Intelligent Apes Discovered

Highly Intelligent Apes Discovered

London, England. In breaking news scientists have discovered a colony of apes in a remote region of Zimbabwe, not previously sighted by human life. The apes were decidedly cleverer than any other ape species and proved to be very adaptive to thei...
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