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Jane Goodall: I Know What Happened to the Missing Men

Funny story: Jane Goodall: I Know What Happened to the Missing Men

Jane Goodall, the primatologist celebrated for her meticulous studies of chimps in the wild has stated that she wants people to know before something could happen to her. "I know what happened to the leading male scientists and best brains of the...

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More evolution hokum - 20 million year 'tweak'

Funny story: More evolution hokum - 20 million year 'tweak'

The lie of evolution has again been exposed by, you guessed it, evolutionists! The latest in a series of flies in various ointments is courtesy of an article summarised in 'Nature Reviews Genetics'. It would seem that the 'molecular clock' runs...

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Sex-Addicted Apes Facing Extinction, Have Sex Every Few Minutes

Funny story: Sex-Addicted Apes Facing Extinction, Have Sex Every Few Minutes

The Bonobo "Whoopee" Apes in the Democratic Republic of the Congo are becoming extinct even though they have sex every few minutes, even while they're eating. "It is an amazing fact", stated Penelope Swinger of one Bonobo Sanctuary in the central...

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Neanderthal 'Swamp Ape' corporation awarded 'Alligator Alley' concession

TALLAHASSEE -- The Florida State Legislature on Friday granted the newly recognized Swamp Ape corporate tribe the lucrative I-75 "Alligator Alley" concessions contract, but the Seminole Tribe will be retained to provide labor. The Seminoles salva...

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Discovery Unlocks Mystery Of Elvis And The Monkeys

Funny story: Discovery Unlocks Mystery Of Elvis And The Monkeys

In a fascinating scientific study conducted over the past three years across three continents, scientists have proved beyond all doubt that monkeys and apes will never be able to impersonate Elvis. They have been found to lack a crucial piece of t...

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Highly Intelligent Apes Discovered

Funny story: Highly Intelligent Apes Discovered

London, England. In breaking news scientists have discovered a colony of apes in a remote region of Zimbabwe, not previously sighted by human life. The apes were decidedly cleverer than any other ape species and proved to be very adaptive to thei...

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