A Dutch woman has been accused at the International court of justice in the Hague of genocide because she massacred a million (not exactly counted because the rascals are cannibals and many of the dead bodies were eaten) ants outside her front door.
Dorking police sealed-off the town centre today after a valuable ant was kidnapped in the High Street.
The ant, a rare Abyssinian Racing Green Leafcutter, had been left tied to a lamp-post on a stainless steel lead, whilst its owner went shopping.
Flying ants eh? What do you do with them? Good question. On the face of it, flying ants are fucking useless. But are they?
We sent Skoob Magazine's very own Martin Shuttlecock out to investigate.
He unearthed the following facts down the pub:
* The best way to deal with them, is to stamp on them, or hit the fuckers with a rolled up newspaper.
*If there are literally millions of the bug...
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That's the question a group of scientists are asking after observing a particular colony of ants "working their little asses off" day after day just outside their offices next to the main sidewalk.
Dr. Jeff Dunkirk, lead entomologist in the new st...
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"I can't stand insects," stated Paul. "...and apparently these are Eur...