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Vets Find Miracle Cure For Internet Worms

Funny story: Vets Find Miracle Cure For Internet Worms

In another U.K. "first" The British Association for Parasitic Worm Development has discovered that internet worms can be permanently eliminated by a single treatment of dog wormer medicine. The computers will have to be treated by qualified veter...

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New Computer Sneezing Virus Resistant To All Antibiotics

Funny story: New Computer Sneezing Virus Resistant To All Antibiotics

Computer Software Recovery companies have advised anyone whose computer sneezes repeatedly on switching on, to put it in a warm bed with a hot water bottle and make it drink plenty of fluids. In all probability it has contracted a new form of virus...

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Maker of PC-Matic Computer Utility Sued For Double Charging Actress

Funny story: Maker of PC-Matic Computer Utility Sued For Double Charging Actress

PC-Matic, a computer utility that promises to be all things to all computers has recently blanketed television with its ads. In the most recent ad, a tall, bald technician hands a female client an invoice for $300 for repairing her slow, virus-infes...

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Study Finds That Germs Are A Haven For Other Germs

Funny story: Study Finds That Germs Are A Haven For Other Germs

(Health Anxiety Quarterly) - The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recently announced a chilling new finding, revealing that germs themselves are some of the dirtiest organisms on our planet. Lead [pronounced leed] researcher, Dr. Hai Po-...

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Stuxnet virus crosses the species barrier

Funny story: Stuxnet virus crosses the species barrier

The Stuxnet virus that crippled the Iranian power grid by taking down three hydroelectric dams, two nuclear power plants and a small generator outside Adeli Deli in Tehran, has crossed the species barrier by infecting a human operator. "We're terr...

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Microsoft updates slow down older PCs

Funny story: Microsoft updates slow down older PCs

Many people who have owned a PC for longer than a year will know two things. Firstly, the machine they own now is half as quick as the machine that they bought. Secondly, they will have been receiving more and more Microsoft updates the older the...

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Virus Checkers to be installed on cars

Funny story: Virus Checkers to be installed on cars

Engineers at Cambridge university have shown that modern computers in cars are vulnerable to being hacked. "The computers in cars control ever more of the car's functions these days," said Professor Lee Gate, who led the team that attempted to hac...

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Edward Norton's Anti-Virus fears

Funny story: Edward Norton's Anti-Virus fears

Actor Edward Norton, who plays Bruce Banner in the soon to be released Incredible Hulk film, has expressed his fears over the widespread use of anti-virus software.

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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