Some call the new vaccine racist, but scientists are starting human trials of a vaccine designed to stop antisocial behaviors. "The police asked us to come up with something to stop the rampant increase in crime. They asked if it were possible to cre...
A man who let his neighbours get a peaceful nights sleep by failing to repeatedly play loud music has been evicted from his home.
South Tyneside Council's Anti-Social Behaviour Unit received complaints over five years regarding the behaviour of Gr...
In a dramatic U-turn the government have outright voted in the death penalty, for people too lazy to find a waste bin in the street.
Cases of littering have increased by over 2000% in recent years, compared with figures taken in 2003, with many of...
The first ever initiative to provide a safe haven for minks has begun in the West of Scotland.
The Scottish Mink Project has been given £1 million to provide a safe area and shelter for thousands of minks and chavs in Glasgow.
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Celtic manager Neil Lennon has made a formal apology to the Celtic board after his touchline antics at the Old Firm game last Wednesday.
The Irishman not only exchanged words with Rangers assistant manager Ally McCoist when the final whistle went,...
As if life on the streets was not bad enough these days, we have learned of a frightening new trend which is being adopted by gangs of yobs and hoodies, the length and breadth of the country.
First there was 'mugging', then 'joy-riding'. More rece...
LOS ANGELES, California -- Megan Fox revealed that she won't be working on any more transformer movies any time soon, and that director Michael Bay "can go f**k himself" for all she cares, according to Excess Hollywood.
The actress recapitulated e...
Testosterone, Italy - At a hastily arranged global summit in the wake of mounting terrorist activities, world leaders today announced a unified plan of action to combat the root cause of terrorism.
Barack Obama, the American President-elect, s...
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