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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Cuts Off Weiner

Robert Pattinson Cuts Off Weiner

The big news here just about an hour ago is that somehow or other, actor Robert Pattison has cut off weiner but we are awaiting more news on the subject. OK, here's a spokeswoman for Pattinson. "Ladies and gentlemen of the Press, I am here to a...
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Funny story: Anthony Weiner Perfect For Fifty Shades Of Grey

Anthony Weiner Perfect For Fifty Shades Of Grey

Anyone who's read any of the books in the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy probably has a pretty good idea of what Christian Grey would be like if he were a real person-for a lot of fans, that wasn't Sons of Anarchy star Charlie Hunnam. The 33-year-o...
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Funny story: Weiner goes down and takes The Spoof with him

Weiner goes down and takes The Spoof with him

NEW YORK, NY - New York City clown and mayoral candidate, Anthony Weiner admitted defeat yesterday and "The Spoof!"'s website went down. Coincidence? I think not... "The Spoof!" insiders had seen this coming for months. With Anthony Weiner out of...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus' Nude Romp Is A Cry For Help Says Dr. Phil

Miley Cyrus' Nude Romp Is A Cry For Help Says Dr. Phil

NEW YORK CITY - Dr. Phil has finally chimed in on the Miley Cyrus Traveling Circus as Barbara Walter's refers to the life and times of Miley "The Pill" Cyrus. It's no secret that Miley, 20, has gotten more publicity than President Obama's Syrian m...
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Funny story: A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Anthony Weiner

A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Anthony Weiner

Anthony Weiner has probably provided more jokes for all of the late night talk shows than anyone or anything else this year. There is not a man, woman, or child who has not uttered the name Anthony Weiner at least once. And the Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has stated that Jay Leno has said the word Weiner more than anyone else in America. As of September 6, Jay Leno has said the infamou...
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Funny story: Anthony's Weiner gets into pissing match

Anthony's Weiner gets into pissing match

NEW YORK, NY - New York City mayoral candidate appendage, Anthony's weiner, got into a pissing contest with another man's appendage in a Brooklyn bakery Wednesday afternoon. The man, identified as Saul T. Dahwg, started the argument by telling A...
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Funny story: A 91-Year-Old Chattanooga Woman Claims Anthony Weiner Is Sexting Her

A 91-Year-Old Chattanooga Woman Claims Anthony Weiner Is Sexting Her

CHATTANOOGA - Hattie Lulu Proctorpicker, 91, a lifelong resident of Chattanooga, Tennessee has just come forward and informed the news media that for the past four weeks she has been receiving sexually-explicit text messages from Anthony Weiner. M...
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Funny story: Report: Former NYC Mayor LaGuardia Snail-Mailed Pictures Of His Dick To Aide

Report: Former NYC Mayor LaGuardia Snail-Mailed Pictures Of His Dick To Aide

According to a report from barely-a-news-source The New York Post, legendary NYC mayor Fiorello LaGuardia spent some of his workday taking Brownie-camera shots of his junk, and parcel-posted same to aides for whom he felt amorous. "I guess (mayora...
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Funny story: Nadya Suleman Admits She Finds Anthony Weiner To Be Quite Sexy

Nadya Suleman Admits She Finds Anthony Weiner To Be Quite Sexy

LA HABRA, California - Nadya Suleman, who gained notoriety as Octomom, recently remarked to Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has developed a crush on Anthony Weiner. Suleman, who is the mother of 14 children, stated to Carolina Chipotle as the two sat...
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Funny story: Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Tells President Obama His Offer To Capture Edward Snowden Still Stands

Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Tells President Obama His Offer To Capture Edward Snowden Still Stands

BROOKLYN - The notorious Mafioso Salvatore Goombalini, who heads one of New York City's biggest mob families, has informed President Obama that his offer of a week ago still stands. Goombalini, who is the eldest of 10 brothers, let the president k...
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Funny story: Bloomberg wants to turn New York into a nudist camp

Bloomberg wants to turn New York into a nudist camp

New York -- Hold on to your hat… and your pants and shirt as well. The outgoing mayor is calling on his subjects to strip naked with the goal of turning New York City into the world's largest nudist colony. The proposal comes after Mayor Mike Bl...
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Funny story: Weiner Support Droops as Mike Tyson Takes Lead in NYC Mayoral Race

Weiner Support Droops as Mike Tyson Takes Lead in NYC Mayoral Race

NEW YORK, NY - Anthony's Weiner rose to a new high today in the race to lose the Mayoral race in New York City. The polls have a new leader as Weiner support softened. Former undisputed heavyweight boxing champion and convicted rapist, Mike Tyson,...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Hopes That Anthony Weiner Becomes The Next Mayor of New York City

Joan Rivers Hopes That Anthony Weiner Becomes The Next Mayor of New York City

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers recently appeared on Live With Kelly and Michael and she was asked what she thought about Anthony Weiner and his ongoing off-color carnival. Rivers, who turned 80, in June, replied that she loves it and it has given the...
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Funny story: Weiner Caught Stuffing His Package into Women's Boxes While They Slept

Weiner Caught Stuffing His Package into Women's Boxes While They Slept

NEW YORK, NY - Mayoral hopeful, Anthony Weiner, was caught stuffing his package into mail boxes. When asked, Weiner said that "as long as you don't stick the package in all the way, it's OK." Anthony Weiner, walking the streets in Queens NY yester...
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Funny story: Weiner Applies For Mascot Job At Oscar Meyer

Weiner Applies For Mascot Job At Oscar Meyer

NEW YORK, NY - Hopeful future Mayor Weiner announced today that he will apply for the job of Oscar Meyer Weiner Mascot, after the original Oscar Mayer Weiner Mascot George Molchan dies. George Molchan, who portrayed the Oscar Mayer mascot for more...
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Funny story: Anthony Weiner's Wife Huma May Be Filing For Divorce

Anthony Weiner's Wife Huma May Be Filing For Divorce

NEW YORK CITY - A very close friend of Huma Mahmood Abedin, Anthony Weiner's wife said that all of the stress from the ongoing Weinergate saga is starting to get to her. The unnamed friend spoke with Wyatt St. Yuma of The Gossipette Gazette and sa...
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Funny story: President Obama Tells Anthony Weiner That He Wants Him To Put A Lid On This Weinergate BS

President Obama Tells Anthony Weiner That He Wants Him To Put A Lid On This Weinergate BS

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has stated that President Obama is sick and tired of all of this vulgar publicity concerning Anthony Weiner and his private doohickey. The president speaking to the White House press corps said that this circus m...
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Funny story: Anthony's Weiner to Leave Him for Another Man

Anthony's Weiner to Leave Him for Another Man

NEW YORK, NY - Mayoral Candidate Anthony's Weiner has issued a press release stating "I am sick and tired of working for a dick bigger than me." He added "I will be seeking out a man who is a much smaller dick than Weiner, such as Dick Cheney, Dick B...
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