New York -- Distinguished former Congressman Anthony Weiner is testing the waters for a run for mayor, releasing a multi-level plan that would return this metropolis to its Fun City roots.
For openers, the proposal would bring back the grit and gr...
Iran - The Tehran Aintgottaprayer.con News Agency is in hot water tonight after falling for a Spoof story that the 'Muslim President' of the United States is taking a second wife.
The agency syndicated the Spoof article claiming a wealthy US phil...
Brooklyn - Anthony Weiner, former congressman representing Brooklyn, is planning to make a comeback and run for the same seat that he managed to tweet away with his resignation just a few weeks ago. With little or no competition for the vacant seat:...
"It's Weally, Weally Woeful," said lisping congressman Barney Frank, (D,Gay,MA) discussing the democrats latest Wrinkle involving sexual harassment charges against David Wu, (D,CA).
Wu has been flying under the radar for a long time concerning hi...
After Representative Anthony Weiner resigned from Congress a cleaning crew was sent to his office to prepare it for another occupant. One of the cleaners found Mr. Weiner's diaries from 1998 to present. The following are excerpts from the Congressman's diaries:
June 11, 1998 - Decided to run for Congress, must find way to relate to the younger voters!
January 3, 1999 - First day in Congres...
An FBI analysis of the Facebook account of former Congressman Anthony Weiner revealed that he had e-mailed his rather inflated loins to Tea Party Presidential hopefuls Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman.
At first, when the New York Times acquired...
A leading hot dog maker in New York is calling out former Senator Anthony Wiener for naming his junk a "package". Citing the fact that "one wiener does not a package make" they have issued an order for him to cease calling his that or be sued.
G...
THE WEINER REPORT: Huma Abedin and Representative Anthony Weiner were married in the garden of Oheka Castle on Long Island in a ceremony officiated by President William Jefferson Clinton approximately 11 months ago. Huma, who is a long time aid to...
WASHINGTON D.C.- Though Representative Anthony Weiner announced his resignation Thursday, a small-but-loyal group is planning to honor the troubled New Yorker for their own reasons.
'People With Genital Names' is a loose organization for the awk...
Prompted by circulating rumors running rife in Hollywood, Vampire Diaries star, Nina Dobrev revealed at a press conference today that contrary to prevailing notions, she does not have a life sized tattoo of ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner's nose tattoo...
Politician Anthony Weiner has announced he will be pulling out of office because he has become impotently flaccid in regards to the deeply penetrating issues laid before the Government.
Weiner has recently become the butt of jokes around the Capi...
Shut out of politics by a cyber sex scandal, former Congressman Anthony Weiner has landed on Broadway. The ex-politician stars in a one-man show based on his adventures as America's lewdest lawmaker.
Titled "Tweeting Memories: The Tangled Web," t...
Just when you thought Weinergate was going to fade away, along comes President Obama who all but guarantees A. Weiner will be back in politics as soon as he "comes to grips with his little personal problem!"
It was obvious with his televised remar...
Liberal Democrats breathed a sigh of relief today after Democratic Congressman Anthony Weiner was 'released' from rehab long enough to announce his resignation and thank his parents, his wife, his constituents his office staff, his congressional fr...
MANHATTAN - Calling herself a 'featured dancer' the latest Internet sensation Ginger Lee has decided to come out of hiding and tell her side of the story known by such diverse names as Weinergate, Petergate, Peckergate, wwwdotwoody, and Twitter Tickl...
It's a little unfortunate for Congressman Anthony Weiner that he got caught out doing that thing he did, even more ironic when you consider that his surname has a direct link with a euphemistic term commonly applied to the male reproductive organ.
BALL BUSTING NEWS RELEASE: New York attorney, Isadore Benvenudo, announced today that he is willing to provide a pro bono defense for the alleged depiction of the XXX rated photo of Weiner's weiner that has been displayed on the Internet.
Agreein...
Before the arrest of Marv Albert in 1997, he was at the top of his professional career, working for NBC doing NBA and NFL broadcasts. The end for Albert came when he picked up the morning paper and saw his name attached to the following words; panti...