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Slime Ball Comey Compares Trump's Hands To Anthony's Weiner

Funny story: Slime Ball Comey Compares Trump's Hands To Anthony's Weiner

BILLINGSGATE POST: With his baby-blues peering into the camera like two piss holes in a snow bank, and him furtively squeezing off popcorn farts that had George Staphylococcus' eyes watering, James Comey attempted to answer the questions posed by th...

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Don't Let Al Franken Resign

Funny story: Don't Let Al Franken Resign

Democrats are eating their own. Forcing Senator Al Franken out of elected office due to improprieties performed before becoming a Senator or during a USO tour, appears to be a knee-jerk reaction to Harvey Weinstein's repetitive predatory behavior. Cl...

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Anthony Weiner Parlays His Fetish Into A Major Motion Picture

Funny story: Anthony Weiner Parlays His Fetish Into A Major Motion Picture

At first they were the catalyst for national embarrassment. Then the sordid events cost a rising democratic star his political future. And when the New York City tabloids were done with the sleazy imbroglio, the man behind the 'bulging' cell phone ph...

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Trump Said It Would Be Rigged

Funny story: Trump Said It Would Be Rigged

He said it would be rigged. He blatantly announced that the presidential election would be rigged. The squirrels supporting his presidential election promised the election would be rigged. They would have poll monitors at various neighborhoods to...

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Donald Groped Hillary in 2005! Trump and Weiner Sext Each Other!

[Associated Press, Washington, D.C.] FBI Director James Comey informed members of Congress this morning that he was expanding his investigation into e-mails, based on materials found on the laptop of disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner.

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Trump celebrates Hillary's weiner problems but would downplay in a quid pro quo over his own

Funny story: Trump celebrates Hillary's weiner problems but would downplay in a quid pro quo over his own

Mere days from the national election, Mr. Trump's forces are heartened by FBI Director Comey's intent to re-open the Hillary Clinton email case. An anonymous spokesperson from Mr. Comey's office says this decision has nothing to do with a current...

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Again Anthony Weiner Has Problems With His Wiener And Hoses Hillary

Funny story: Again Anthony Weiner Has Problems With His Wiener And Hoses Hillary

H.L. Menken, the great American humorist wrote of being an American, "The United States, to my eye, is incomparably the greatest show on earth. It lays chief stress upon the kinds [of clowning] which delight me unceasingly - for example, the ribald c...

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U.S. Letter Carriers Go Postal After FBI Reveals "They" Lost Hillary's Computer

WASHINGTON - Last Friday the FBI released a summary of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's July 2, 2016 interview with the FBI concerning allegations that classified information was improperly stored or transmitted on a personal e-mail server...

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Hillary Spotted at Trump Rally, Screams out to Bill for Help

Funny story: Hillary Spotted at Trump Rally, Screams out to Bill for Help

Fairfield, CT -- At a rally last night, Donald J. Trump spotted a woman in the audience suspected to be Hillary Clinton. As Trump called for her "immediate eviction", the crowd became more rowdy. The mysterious woman raced out of the stadium, scream...

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Clinton's 1000 Bimbo Eruptions Still 19,000 Short Of Big Dipper's Ho Record

Funny story: Clinton's 1000 Bimbo Eruptions Still 19,000 Short Of Big Dipper's Ho Record

BILLINGSGATE POST: Bill Clinton had affairs with "thousands of women." So said Linda Tripp in a rare interview on "Aaron Klein Investigative Radio". Tripp was a pivotal figure in the Monica Lewinsky scandal and worked in the West Wing of the White...

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Wile E. Coyote Claims Road Runner Is Hillary's Love Child With Anthony Weiner

Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Claims Road Runner Is Hillary's Love Child With Anthony Weiner

BILLINGSGATE POST: This story has to be true, if only because of the striking resemblance between the Road Runner and his purported parents, Hillary Clinton and Anthony Weiner. Have some doubts? Just check out side-by-side photos of the three of th...

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Hillary And Huma Plot Blockbuster Spouse Swap: Weiner Goes To Willie Plus 100K

Funny story: Hillary And Huma Plot Blockbuster Spouse Swap: Weiner Goes To Willie Plus 100K

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since 1973, the year New York Yankee pitchers, Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich traded their wives, kids and dogs in an across-the-board swap, has there been anything close to what is now being called the "trade of the century"...

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Anthony Wiener Is Making Moves to Rehabilitate and Enhance His Media Profile

Funny story: Anthony Wiener Is Making Moves to Rehabilitate and Enhance His Media Profile

Former Congressman and washed-out Mayoral candidate Weiner spends time daily in gambits to regain some kind of traction in media attention, whether or not to rehabilitate it is somewhat open to interpretation. Our intrepid reporters have completed r...

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Robert Pattinson Cuts Off Weiner

Funny story: Robert Pattinson Cuts Off Weiner

The big news here just about an hour ago is that somehow or other, actor Robert Pattison has cut off weiner but we are awaiting more news on the subject. OK, here's a spokeswoman for Pattinson. "Ladies and gentlemen of the Press, I am here to a...

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Anthony Weiner Perfect For Fifty Shades Of Grey

Funny story: Anthony Weiner Perfect For Fifty Shades Of Grey

Anyone who's read any of the books in the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy probably has a pretty good idea of what Christian Grey would be like if he were a real person-for a lot of fans, that wasn't Sons of Anarchy star Charlie Hunnam. The 33-year-o...

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Weiner goes down and takes The Spoof with him

Funny story: Weiner goes down and takes The Spoof with him

NEW YORK, NY - New York City clown and mayoral candidate, Anthony Weiner admitted defeat yesterday and "The Spoof!"'s website went down. Coincidence? I think not... "The Spoof!" insiders had seen this coming for months. With Anthony Weiner out of...

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Miley Cyrus' Nude Romp Is A Cry For Help Says Dr. Phil

Funny story: Miley Cyrus' Nude Romp Is A Cry For Help Says Dr. Phil

NEW YORK CITY - Dr. Phil has finally chimed in on the Miley Cyrus Traveling Circus as Barbara Walter's refers to the life and times of Miley "The Pill" Cyrus. It's no secret that Miley, 20, has gotten more publicity than President Obama's Syrian m...

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A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Anthony Weiner

Funny story: A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Anthony Weiner

Anthony Weiner has probably provided more jokes for all of the late night talk shows than anyone or anything else this year. There is not a man, woman, or child who has not uttered the name Anthony Weiner at least once. And the Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has stated that Jay Leno has said the word Weiner more than anyone else in America. As of September 6, Jay Leno has said the infamou...

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Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!
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