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Funny story:  Animal Cruelty

Animal Cruelty

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, 'Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years'? The fairy godmother repl...
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Funny story:  Minnesota Woman Tries to Mail Puppy to Georgia

Minnesota Woman Tries to Mail Puppy to Georgia

Just when you think the human race can't get any more stupid and you can't bear to read one more account of animal cruelty, a story like this emerges. A 39-year old resident of Minneapolis, Stacey Braindead, placed a puppy inside a box and took it...
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Funny story:  Cat Cruelty by Buffalo Man

Cat Cruelty by Buffalo Man

A terrible torturer of cats, known only by the name Korkuc, fled from his home town of Buffalo to Maryland in America in a vain attempt to avoid the police. When the Maryland cops heard what Kurkuc had done they agreed immediately to have him extr...
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Funny story:  Russians air video of drunken, hallucinating squirrel, celebrating Russia's winning bid to host 2018 World Cup

Russians air video of drunken, hallucinating squirrel, celebrating Russia's winning bid to host 2018 World Cup

The Russians are airing a recent video of a drunken, hallucinating squirrel, apparently celebrating Russia's bid to host the 2018 World Cup. The squirrel has bulging eyes and is staggering about mumbling incoherently in Russian. It cannot be conf...
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Funny story:  Parasailing Donkey Had Something Stuck Up Its Arse

Parasailing Donkey Had Something Stuck Up Its Arse

Police in southern Russia are investigating allegations of animal cruelty after a donkey was made to parasail with something stuck up its arse, Russian media report. The donkey was sent up into the sky last week by entrepreneurs hoping to attract...
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Funny story:  Man Charged After Shooting Neighbour's Dog

Man Charged After Shooting Neighbour's Dog

A man has been sentenced to 240 hours community service by Swindon Magistrates Court for shooting a neighbours dog with a pellet-gun, after it repeatedly "defecated itself inside out" on his lawn. "I was going to clear it up of course, but by the...
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Funny story:  Army Relent On Shooting Live Pigs In Training Exercise - Will Shoot Illegal Immigrants Instead

Army Relent On Shooting Live Pigs In Training Exercise - Will Shoot Illegal Immigrants Instead

The Army says it will no longer use live pigs - critical to saving the lives of wounded soldiers - in training exercises where pigs are shot so medics can treat their gunshot wounds and practice their trauma skills. After opposition by the Prats f...
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Funny story:  Science Corner:  An Experiment in Button Pushing

Science Corner: An Experiment in Button Pushing

Preliminary Disclaimer: This experiment involves animal cruelty. Lots of it. Please do not conduct it yourself. Just use your imagination. Creator of experiment assumes no responsibility for human or animal deaths, injuries, mental anguish, or property damage sustained as a result of engaging in the activities described herein.
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Funny story:  Man Arrested For Animal Cruelty After Death Of Parrot

Man Arrested For Animal Cruelty After Death Of Parrot

A pet shop customer has been arrested and charged with animal cruelty after returning a dead parrot to the shop where it was originally purchased. John Praline, 45, will appear in court on Friday. Pet shop owner Neil Tennant takes up the story. "...
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Funny story:  Tories to reintroduce Bair Baiting

Tories to reintroduce Bair Baiting

The Tories want to make specific promises on increasing animal cruelty before the next election, Oliver Letwin is set to tell the party's conference in Bournemouth.
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