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Funny story: Christians row over analogy to Cola

Christians row over analogy to Cola

Catholics and Anglicans have almost come to physical blows after the various Christian religions have been compared to cola. "There was an off the cuff remark from Jon Stewart saying Catholics were like Coca-cola, and Anglicans were like Pepsi," s...
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Funny story: Church Of England Crackdown On Sham Christians

Church Of England Crackdown On Sham Christians

The Archbishop of Canterbury is to issue new guidelines to clergy in an effort to reduce the number of service users using the Church of England for non Christian purposes. Rowan Williams has long been of the opinion that, in a desperate attempt t...
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Funny story: Vatican's men in frocks ring in 2011 by poaching Church of England's men in frocks

Vatican's men in frocks ring in 2011 by poaching Church of England's men in frocks

Britain enters 2011 with the same-old left-overs of yore as long-simmering divisions threaten to split the Church of England. What are they fighting over? Weapons of mass destruction? Territorial disputes? Who can save mankind first? Hell no!...
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Funny story: Anglican bishops join Catholic Church saying 'the sex is better'

Anglican bishops join Catholic Church saying 'the sex is better'

Five bishops are to join the Roman Catholic Church under a Vatican scheme intended to provide a welcome for sexually disaffected Anglicans. The move involves three serving bishops and two retarded bishops, who say they are 'trading faiths' because...
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Funny story: Lesbians Having Sex In Church Affects Collection Takings

Lesbians Having Sex In Church Affects Collection Takings

Two Lesbians have been forced out of an Anglican Church because their continued sexual activity was hitting the collection takings. St Muff's in Much Licking, Dorset, has banned the two Lesbians after a series of incidents. The pair were caught be...
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Funny story: Pope Benedict forgives the heathen

Pope Benedict forgives the heathen

Vatican City - Pope Benedict, taking a lesson from those who forgave his complicity in the Holocaust, has chosen to receive a divine revelation, allowing him to forgive those who strayed from Christ's message of idolatry and popery. "It is time to...
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Funny story: "Boomerang" Anglicans Return to Episcopal Church - Blame Vatican's 'Bait and Switch'

"Boomerang" Anglicans Return to Episcopal Church - Blame Vatican's 'Bait and Switch'

Citing classic "bait and switch" tactics, Episcopalian defectors the world over have returned to their original churches, leading Catholics to dub them "Boomeranglicans" or boomerang Anglicans. Father Phillip G. Christopher, pastor of the Church o...
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Funny story: Thespians targeted by Church of England

Thespians targeted by Church of England

Not content with targeting gay people (sometimes called lesbians or homosexuals) the Church of England is now targeting thespians throughout the country. Archbishop Richard Head - Dick to his friends - of Telford has condemned thespians throughout...
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Funny story: Religious Scholar Avoids Schism

Religious Scholar Avoids Schism

London UK: At the eleventh hour for the Anglican church, a new hero has been found for the Liberals who has single handedly halted the potential disaster of all out schism. Religious scholar and theologian The very Reverend Clarence Minceright has...
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Funny story: Blair to deliver Anglican Church back to Vatican bosom for £50 million

Blair to deliver Anglican Church back to Vatican bosom for £50 million

London - (Ass Mess): Tony Blair will get £50 million and a Papal knighthood for delivery of schism-hit C of E members back to the bosom of the Vatican according to reliable sources.
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Funny story: Anglican conservatives re-form Inquisition

Anglican conservatives re-form Inquisition

Conservative Anglicans meeting in Jerusalem will create a global multi-faith network to combat modern trends in the Church, like birth control, independent thinking and insufficient tithing.
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Funny story: Anglican rift grows over Powertool row

Anglican rift grows over Powertool row

Anglican leaders have asked the US and Canadian Churches to withdraw from a key council temporarily because of their Failiure to return some electric hedge trimmers. They want the North American Churches to "consider their place within the Angli...
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Funny story: Gay Canon Firing Blanks

Gay Canon Firing Blanks

The Anglican Church faced further humiliation when a well known Canon was accused of having intimate relations with one of his flock.
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