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Funny story:  Mistrial Declared on Murder Charge in Loud-Music Trial

Mistrial Declared on Murder Charge in Loud-Music Trial

TAMPA BAY, FL. - A Caucasian man was found guilty of three counts of attempted murder for the fatal shooting of an African-American teenager over loud music, but a mistrial was declared after the all-black jury broke out their boom-boxes and started...
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Funny story:  Local Man Outraged

Local Man Outraged

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma- Local cars sales representative John Smith is outraged about the recent 20/20 new story about a junior high student sleeping with his 28-year-old teacher. "I just don't understand this world that we live in," Smith stated...
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Funny story:  Bill O'Reilly Comes To Blows Over War On Christmas

Bill O'Reilly Comes To Blows Over War On Christmas

WASHINGTON -- For years, Fox News host Bill O'Reilly has been trying to save Christmas from all the pinheads who want to destroy the country by wishing people "Happy holidays." He has called the greeting "insulting to Christian America" and bemoaned...
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Funny story:  Michelle Not Talking To The President

Michelle Not Talking To The President

Michelle Obama is not talking to the President or to us at the present. Just the same, we paid a little extra just to hear from some people who keep their eyes and pockets open at the nations capitol. "Mad? Is that woman mad? She's giving him l...
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Funny story:  Professor Chomsky utilizes scientific method and "riskless" academia to settle the dust of Building 7

Professor Chomsky utilizes scientific method and "riskless" academia to settle the dust of Building 7

Professor Noam Chomsky has recently been embroiled with an angered 9/11 truther movement, which has swarmed about his every word like hornets in a summer squash patch. Mr. Chomsky opined that the Building 7 controversy was essentially a non-starte...
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Funny story:  Company to make pre-bent clubs for golfers with anger management issues

Company to make pre-bent clubs for golfers with anger management issues

Local sports equipment manufacturer Mad in Plaid announced today it will introduce a set of pre-bent golf clubs for angry golfers. "There are millions of pissed-off duffers out there. Why should they have to bend their own clubs by whacking the...
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Funny story:  Man goes berserk at party after shouting "hip hip" but getting no "hooray" in response

Man goes berserk at party after shouting "hip hip" but getting no "hooray" in response

What began as a happy event, a birthday party for a 30 year-old woman, turned violent last night. According to a guest, approximately 50 people were celebrating Saltina Hoofnaugle's 30th birthday at her home around 8:00pm. "We sang 'Happy birth...
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Funny story:  The Term "Dwarf Planet" Deemed Offensive

The Term "Dwarf Planet" Deemed Offensive

Planetary astronomers are treading carefully after being labeled as planetists for using the term Dwarf Planet. The Technical Words Institute of Technology and Science, or T.W.I.T.S. for short, are protesting the derogatory nature of this astronomica...
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Funny story:  Leave the pigeons alone! Dawkins on the warpath again

Leave the pigeons alone! Dawkins on the warpath again

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins is again angry, this time not at God, or genuine scientists but his next door neighbour. Apparently, his neighbour has installed some harmless spikes in his own trees, to help prevent p...
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Funny story:  Angry People March on Washington

Angry People March on Washington

WASHINGTON, DC-Known as the "Angry People" representing all angry people across the USA, a group of 34 men and women marched on Washington this morning, stomping their feet, looking vexed and shaking their fists. The protestors demanded that l...
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Funny story:  Designers reveal 'accurate diagnosis' NHS plan to stymie patient anger

Designers reveal 'accurate diagnosis' NHS plan to stymie patient anger

Designers have developed a shocking new way of stymieing the torrent of abuse directed at casualty staff by desperate patients which involves a revolutionary new plan for NHS staff to accurately diagnose all those arriving at hospital seeking urgent...
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Funny story:  The colour red to be banned in call centres

The colour red to be banned in call centres

It will soon be against the law to wear the colour red whilst working in a call centre. Additionally, any red that is present in a call centre will have to be removed by the company running the call centre. "It is important that we get this done q...
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Funny story:  Angry posh e-mail - The daughter-in-law gets her own back

Angry posh e-mail - The daughter-in-law gets her own back

If you haven't already done so please read the previous e-mail by Les Being as the one below is the daughter in laws response. Dear mum, May I call you mum? You had better get used to it as I am going to marry your son, whether you like it or not. Before you start slagging me off with regards to MY suitability as a future daughter in law; how about YOUR suitability as a future mother in...
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Funny story:  Angry response to posh viral e-mail

Angry response to posh viral e-mail

Posh south coast gardener, Rose Pruner, was angered when an e-mail she had sent to her son's girlfriend was put on the internet. Below is her response. When I send you an e-mail pointing out your shortcomings in the manners department I don't expe...
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Funny story:  Computers: The Advent Of Rage

Computers: The Advent Of Rage

"I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user." William Henry 'Bill' Gates III. An easy statement to make, I'm sure you'll agree, if you're worth in excess of US$56 billion off of the back of them. I, a humble 'end-user', think Bil...
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Funny story:  New Jersey Governor Changes State Motto to "Whatchu Lookin' At?"

New Jersey Governor Changes State Motto to "Whatchu Lookin' At?"

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie didn't take long to make a name for himself in the political world with his shoot-from-the-hip approach to the many problems facing his state. With his recent calls for cutting school budgets and public workers' rig...
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Funny story:  Wrath Takes 2011 "Sinny"

Wrath Takes 2011 "Sinny"

In a victory that was hardly a surprise to pundits who have closely followed the race, Wrath took top honors at this year's Sinnys, awarded to the Deadly Sins each March. "People are really pissed off everywhere," said Daniel Patrick, the event's...
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Funny story:  Mel Gibson Accused Of Slapping Instructor At Anger-Management Clinic!

Mel Gibson Accused Of Slapping Instructor At Anger-Management Clinic!

Patriot Mel Gibson has been asked to leave the Ann Bloomingfield's Clinic in Los Angeles after he apparently slapped an instructor there yesterday, according to the "West Coast Post". Mel will not be sued or taken to court over the incident but he...
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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