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Funny story: Andy Irons Uses Methadone and Ambien to Sleep. Forever. (REVISED)

Andy Irons Uses Methadone and Ambien to Sleep. Forever. (REVISED)

Supersurfer Andy Irons, who won 614 championships in a sport no one cares about, was treating insomnia with Methadone and Ambien, with fantastic results: In fact, he'll never wake up again. Irons, who died yesterday at age 32, was also battling De...
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Funny story: Super-Healthy Surfer Andy Irons Drops Dead at 32

Super-Healthy Surfer Andy Irons Drops Dead at 32

Forty-seven-time surfing world champion Andy Irons' super-fit, super-healthy body stopped working and achieved room temperature on his way back home from a surfing event in Puerto Rico. The 32-year-old missed a portion of the competition at the od...
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I got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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