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Dick on Van Dyke

Funny story: Dick on Van Dyke

We are here today with Andy Dick to get his impressions of 90 year old comedic actor Dick Van Dyke. Andy Dick is best known as a comedian himself, having been a stock character on NewsRadio, a 7th place finisher with other C level celebrities on Dancing with the Stars, and having driven his car at least once into a utility pole while completely high on drugs. He has been accused of public groping...

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Jessica Simpson Says She's Not Pregnant

Funny story: Jessica Simpson Says She's Not Pregnant

HOLLYWOOD - The rumors circulating around LaLaLand are that Jessica Simpson is once again with child. The Dukes of Hazzard star told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that she has no idea where that rumor started but it is false. Sh...

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Andy Dick Infatuated With Katy Perry's Boobs

Funny story: Andy Dick Infatuated With Katy Perry's Boobs

LA BREA - One of Hollywood's newest and most unlikeliest couples Katy Perry and Andy Dick were spotted having dinner at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits Diner. Fellow patrons reported that Perry was wearing a blouse that was so low cut that both...

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Katy Perry Confesses She Has A Crush On Andy Dick

Funny story: Katy Perry Confesses She Has A Crush On Andy Dick

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Katy Perry is still reeling from the fact that she was unceremoniously dumped by boyfriend John Mayer. Katy told iRumors writer Vodka Vermicelli that Johnny is the biggest two-faced jerk in all of Tinsel Town. She said that h...

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Dancing With The Stars: Andy Dick Gets His Marching Papers

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars is now down to half a dozen dance teams as comedian Andy Dick is the latest celebrity to be eliminated from the dancing show. Host Tom Bergeron said he hated to see Andy go because he is one of the funniest looki...

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Andy Dick's Dick Sued for Spontaneous Teabagging of Comedy Audience Member. (Haha, Dick. Member.)

Funny story: Andy Dick's Dick Sued for Spontaneous Teabagging of Comedy Audience Member. (Haha, Dick. Member.)

A Texas man who claims that 'comedian' Andy Dick smacked him in the face with his... er, "Andy Dick" has filed suit against the former Suddenly Susan actor. According to the lawsuit, Andy was dressed like a woman during part of his act back in Dec...

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Transcript of Police interview with Andy Dick's Alleged Victim.

Funny story: Transcript of Police interview with Andy Dick's Alleged Victim.

The following is a transcript of the reporting of a sexual assault allegedly committed by comedian Andy Dick. Reader discretion is advised. VICTIM: "I need to report a sexual battery." POLICE: "OK, sir. We're here to help. What happened" VICTIM: "I was attacked in the face by Andy's Dick." POLICE: "Oh, I am so sorry. Right. What did he attack you with?" VICTIM: "Andy's Dick." POL...

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Amy Winehouse, Lady Gaga, and Andy Dick To Star in "The Attack of The Chupacabra - Hey What The Hell Is That Smell?"

Funny story: Amy Winehouse, Lady Gaga, and Andy Dick To Star in "The Attack of The Chupacabra - Hey What The Hell Is That Smell?"

FREDERICKSBURG, Texas - Noted film director Fanton Brasshorn was sitting in the courtyard of The King of Prussia Hotel sipping on a Seven and Seven when he was asked about his latest movie. Brasshorn, who last year directed The Silver Screen Film...

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Honky Comedian Andy Dick Says That Black Comedian Dave Chappelle Is One Weird Ass Brother

Funny story: Honky Comedian Andy Dick Says That Black Comedian Dave Chappelle Is One Weird Ass Brother

CHALAMETTE, Louisiana - One of the strangest, weirdest, and downright ugliest looking comedians in the history of comedians was down in Chalamette helping the local Cajuns, Creoles, and bayou dwellers pick up them friggin yucky Gulf of Mexico tar bal...

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Heidi Montag Tests Positive For Plastic

Funny story: Heidi Montag Tests Positive For Plastic

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Montag, the ex-Playboy model, went in for her weekly checkup and the results of her tests all showed signs of plastic. Her physician, Dr. Martin Titusquarts, is of course not surprised as he is responsible for putting about...

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Kirstie Alley Hates Andy Dick - Says She'll Use Him As A Tampon!

Funny story: Kirstie Alley Hates Andy Dick - Says She'll Use Him As A Tampon!

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley who has ballooned up to 413 pounds says that she has tried to lose weight, but it seems that when she loses two pounds she gets so excited and celebrates by eating and ends up gaining three pounds. Alley who has bee...

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Andy Dick arrested in West Virginia for groping cop

HUNTINGTON, WV (ABSNN) -- Sometimes funnyman, Andy Dick was arrested in this western West Virginia university town yesterday after kissing three men -- one a bouncer, and one a Huntington Police Officer. "This dick guy is a real Dickhead," said t...

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Andy Dick Proves Once Again He Is Nothing But His Last Name

Funny story: Andy Dick Proves Once Again He Is Nothing But His Last Name

HUNTINGTON, West Virginia - Comedian, and I use the word loosely, Andy Dick, has once again been arrested. This time the twit was arrested at The Rumsfeld Rum Rumor Comedy Club for allegedly fondling the bartender, the club's bouncer, and himself.

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Rihanna Dating Andy Dick

Funny story: Rihanna Dating Andy Dick

BEVERLY HILLS - Rihanna who seems to finally be getting herself back together again after her 'Chris Brown High Heel Tripping Incident' is reportedly dating comedian Andy Dick. Many of Rihanna's closests friends are puzzled and actually downright...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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