We are here today with Andy Dick to get his impressions of 90 year old comedic actor Dick Van Dyke. Andy Dick is best known as a comedian himself, having been a stock character on NewsRadio, a 7th place finisher with other C level celebrities on Dancing with the Stars, and having driven his car at least once into a utility pole while completely high on drugs. He has been accused of public groping...
HOLLYWOOD - The rumors circulating around LaLaLand are that Jessica Simpson is once again with child.
The Dukes of Hazzard star told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that she has no idea where that rumor started but it is false.
LA BREA - One of Hollywood's newest and most unlikeliest couples Katy Perry and Andy Dick were spotted having dinner at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits Diner.
Fellow patrons reported that Perry was wearing a blouse that was so low cut that both...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Katy Perry is still reeling from the fact that she was unceremoniously dumped by boyfriend John Mayer.
Katy told iRumors writer Vodka Vermicelli that Johnny is the biggest two-faced jerk in all of Tinsel Town.
She said that h...
HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars is now down to half a dozen dance teams as comedian Andy Dick is the latest celebrity to be eliminated from the dancing show.
Host Tom Bergeron said he hated to see Andy go because he is one of the funniest looki...
A Texas man who claims that 'comedian' Andy Dick smacked him in the face with his... er, "Andy Dick" has filed suit against the former Suddenly Susan actor.
According to the lawsuit, Andy was dressed like a woman during part of his act back in Dec...
The following is a transcript of the reporting of a sexual assault allegedly committed by comedian Andy Dick. Reader discretion is advised.
VICTIM: "I need to report a sexual battery."
POLICE: "OK, sir. We're here to help. What happened"
VICTIM: "I was attacked in the face by Andy's Dick."
POLICE: "Oh, I am so sorry. Right. What did he attack you with?"
VICTIM: "Andy's Dick."
FREDERICKSBURG, Texas - Noted film director Fanton Brasshorn was sitting in the courtyard of The King of Prussia Hotel sipping on a Seven and Seven when he was asked about his latest movie.
Brasshorn, who last year directed The Silver Screen Film...
CHALAMETTE, Louisiana - One of the strangest, weirdest, and downright ugliest looking comedians in the history of comedians was down in Chalamette helping the local Cajuns, Creoles, and bayou dwellers pick up them friggin yucky Gulf of Mexico tar bal...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Montag, the ex-Playboy model, went in for her weekly checkup and the results of her tests all showed signs of plastic.
Her physician, Dr. Martin Titusquarts, is of course not surprised as he is responsible for putting about...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley who has ballooned up to 413 pounds says that she has tried to lose weight, but it seems that when she loses two pounds she gets so excited and celebrates by eating and ends up gaining three pounds.
Alley who has bee...
HUNTINGTON, WV (ABSNN) -- Sometimes funnyman, Andy Dick was arrested in this western West Virginia university town yesterday after kissing three men -- one a bouncer, and one a Huntington Police Officer.
"This dick guy is a real Dickhead," said t...
HUNTINGTON, West Virginia - Comedian, and I use the word loosely, Andy Dick, has once again been arrested.
This time the twit was arrested at The Rumsfeld Rum Rumor Comedy Club for allegedly fondling the bartender, the club's bouncer, and himself.
BEVERLY HILLS - Rihanna who seems to finally be getting herself back together again after her 'Chris Brown High Heel Tripping Incident' is reportedly dating comedian Andy Dick.
Many of Rihanna's closests friends are puzzled and actually downright...
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