Westchester, New York - Congenital Ambien deficiency is suspected after 17 year-old Michaela, daughter of Kerry Kennedy and New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, was found slumped on the floor of her mother's home.
"So far no bathtubs appear to be invo...
Albany, New York - New York lawmakers have passed a bill that legalizes "Gay Marijuana" in the state. The lawmakers had been working on a law to approve same-sex marriage in New York, but a last-minute AutoCorrect glitch changed the complexion of the...
Carl Paladino accused Rick Lazio and Andrew Cuomo of taking campaign contributions from "Islamofascists" today. He produced a list of "terrorist sympathizers" who have given money to the two candidates.
At the top of Paladino's list (alphabetical...
Saif Shah Mohammed got a surprise today - an eviction notice from Republican Governor candidate Carl Paladino. Mr. Mohammed works near the World Trade Center with the law firm Clearly Gottlieb.
Paladino campaign spokesman Michael Caputo explained...
Republican candidates Rick Lazio and Carl Paladino issued dueling press releases attacking Democrat Andrew Cuomo over the Lasagna-Gate scandal. The NY Governor race is getting spicy.
Cuomo was caught the other day in a dispute between his mother a...
NY Governor candidate Rick Lazio is leading Andrew Cuomo in the latest poll. In a contest between the two, Lazio was favored by 48 percent. Cuomo was close behind at 45 percent.
The poll, conducted jointly by the Stern Business School at NYU and T...
Andrew Cuomo surprised the New York establishment by agreeing to an interview with me, Rick Andrew Carl.
The notoriously reticent pol sat with your correspondent for an engaging and enlightening discussion:
RAC: Thank you for agreeing to speak with us.
AC: My pleasure.
RAC: You've received wide acclaim for your work as Attorney General. Why leave a job you're doing well for such a di...
Coming this November, New York State will choose its next Governor. The last two haven't done well, with trollops and uncompensated extramarital affairs, legal mischief, and a variety of other ethical lapses.
Due to intense public interest in the...
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