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Funny story: Ancient Hemorrhoid Shaped Like Mary Draws Millions of Visitors to Thailand

Ancient Hemorrhoid Shaped Like Mary Draws Millions of Visitors to Thailand

The mummified anus of an elephant with a hemorrhoid shaped like the Virgin Mary is drawing thousands of foreign tourists to the National Museum in Bangkok Thailand. The little known display next to a large elephant bone was destined for anonymity...
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Funny story: Green Arrow (and Speedy)

Green Arrow (and Speedy)

Perhaps the pimple-face adolescent boys who moved their lips as they read the simple text and gazed at the colorful (mostly green) drawings didn't suspect, but anyone who'd ever read a story featuring the Caped Crusader and his sidekick, the Boy Wonder, would understand, at once, that the comic book hero Green Arrow and his assistant Speedy were obvious knockoffs of Batman and Robin. While the...
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Funny story: Erotic art

Erotic art

Erotic art is an excuse, in the form of sketches, paintings, sculptures, and other media, to show naked people, many of whom are depicted as engaging in "erotic" (a codeword for sexual) activities. Although some people try to distinguish between erotic art and pornography, no argument for such a distinction has ever been generally accepted, and most people agree that one person's erotic art is ano...
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Funny story: Playboy Playmates

Playboy Playmates

In The Secret of Wealth and Happiness, Hu Humpher, under the pen name Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy magazine, explains what led to his success: the Playboy Playmate. For anyone who may be visiting from another planet, a Playboy Playmate is a full-color, glossy, airbrushed photograph of a nude woman with a staple through at least one portion (and usually two) of her anatomy. She is also someti...
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Funny story: UK man has jellied eel stuck up his bum!

UK man has jellied eel stuck up his bum!

A UK man, whose name shall not be mentioned because this spoof is to slippery to mention too, was taken to hospital with a jellied eel stuck up his rear end. He claimed the eel got stuck up there whilst he sat down after bending down to suck up h...
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Funny story: Embarrassing Ailments...The UXB

Embarrassing Ailments...The UXB

Our first story this month is very unusual indeed. Great Granddad Benjamin Down came to us with his embarrassing ailment. Ben tells his story. "I was in the garden, 1944 it was. Digging for England it was called; we all did our bit in those days. Anyway, it was wash day and my Ida had put my smalls in to soak so, naturally I was as naked as Mrs Sharpe from Number 13 when the GI's were in town.
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Funny story: United Nations Approves Anus Printing Identification

United Nations Approves Anus Printing Identification

GENEVA-The United Nations has unanimously given approval for Governments to introduce a new form of personal identification known as anus printing at an annual meeting in Geneva, Switzerland. Anus printing involves taking a digital photo of the a...
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Funny story: Anal Seepage Voted "Least Favorite Thing To Find In A Chair"

Anal Seepage Voted "Least Favorite Thing To Find In A Chair"

In a poll conducted by The Harvard Institute of Silly Surveys That Waste Government Money But Provide Work For Tenured Professors, Lazy Students and ACORN Workers, Anal Seepage was voted "The Least Favorite Thing To Find In A Chair." The study fo...
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Funny story: Hamster Union Strikes Over Forced Felching Incidents

Hamster Union Strikes Over Forced Felching Incidents

Lawyers for the International Brotherhood of Hamsters announced yesterday that the entire population of pet Hamsters will go on a full activity strike, unless reports of Felching around the globe cease. Terry Beaverton, lawyer and translator for t...
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Funny story: Anal Sex - in Space?!

Anal Sex - in Space?!

An amateur astronomer, Jim Plug, has discovered the youngest ever black hole in space. Those interested in anal sex will be excited to learn that the black hole will help us understand how stars explode. Plug let the cat out of the bag after ex...
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Funny story: Anal Bleaching Supremo Issues Health Advisory

Anal Bleaching Supremo Issues Health Advisory

Anal bleaching technician supremo, Raymondo Derriere today issued a health advisory for anybody considering in investing in the treatment. Until recently the sole preserve of the adult movie business, in order to make close up anal penetration sho...
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Funny story: Anal Bleaching Commonplace Among Leading Politicians, Claims French Bleacher

Anal Bleaching Commonplace Among Leading Politicians, Claims French Bleacher

A French practitioner of the Hollywood adult movie industry trend of anal bleaching, today claimed that the practice had extended beyond adult movie performers and spread its tentacles into the world of international politics. Raymondo Derriere, o...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Admits Dying Hair Red - Denies Anal Bleaching

Cheryl Cole Admits Dying Hair Red - Denies Anal Bleaching

Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger, today revealed that sources had revealed that X-factor judge and mentor Cheryl Cole had admitted having her hair dyed red but strenuously denied having her anus bleached or vajazzled in line with a...
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Funny story: Porn Starlet In Anal Bleaching Mishap

Porn Starlet In Anal Bleaching Mishap

Budding porno starlet, Venus Mound, was left today counting the cost of an unfortunate mix-up at a Hollywood anal bleaching salon. Apparently, anal bleaching is a 'must have' procedure in the adult movie industry, to prevent the anal ringpiece res...
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Funny story: Porn Stars Who Do 'Anal' More At Risk Of HIV Says SA Pres Zuma

Porn Stars Who Do 'Anal' More At Risk Of HIV Says SA Pres Zuma

South African President, Jacob Zuma is apparently, according to sources, firmly of the position that porn stars who do anal scenes in adult movies are more at risk of infection by HIV than ordinary people who don't indulge in that sort of thing. A...
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Funny story: Poll: Nevadans prefer unprotected anal sex over Harry Reid

Poll: Nevadans prefer unprotected anal sex over Harry Reid

CARSON CITY, NV - A new Gallup poll says that more Nevadans would prefer unprotected anal-sex rather than have Harry Reid win another term as the State's senator. 63 percent said they would rather be on the receiving-end of unprotected anal sex ra...
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Funny story: "Tahoe Bar and Girl" Features Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear

"Tahoe Bar and Girl" Features Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear

Admitting to creating a play on words twice in the same sentence, Nevada real estate developer and entrepreneur, Manny Slongenhard, will be opening a new multi service entertainment establishment in Lake Tahoe next spring called the Tahoe Bar and Gir...
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Funny story: The Annals of Anal Cheese Remediation

The Annals of Anal Cheese Remediation

Long thought to be scientific territory that could not be crossed or mastered, much like proving the existence of Quarks and Gluons, or confirming the delivery of more than two contiguous orgasms to Margaret Thatcher, Sir Lynton of Leicester has crossed that chasm with a chemical compound that eliminates the existence and associated smells of anal and ball sack cheese. Working with a small team...
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