Presidential Candidate Donald Trump released his Mexican Border Protection Plan today. "I have obtained an exclusive 50 year employment contract with Godzilla. He will patrol the entire Mexican border,where he will literally stomp out illegal aliens"...
WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- Pressured by key Democrats seeking reelection in November and trying to maintain his death grip on the Senate, President Barack Obummer agreed to postpone signing an executive order that would grant unconditional amnesty to...
The Obama Administration will stop deporting and issue work permits to as many as 800,000 young illegal immigrants who came to the U.S. as children and have never committed a crime, Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano said Friday.
The "Zero Liability Voter" is expected to make a major impact in the 2010 and 2012 elections. According to a report from social scientists at the University of Colorado, "if enough of them show up and vote, the results will probably be more of the c...
Human and civil rights groups in Germany are dismayed that Gestapo agents will not face prosecution over interrogation techniques in the Himmler era.
Such techniques included electric shock torture, sleep deprivation, regular beatings, near-drowni...
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