There was widespread panic at Alton Towers yesterday as thousands of clowns armed with outsized shoes and plastic buttonholes that squirt water out chained themselves to railings at the Staffordshire theme park.
The clowns are upset about a new Ha...
Surprised maintenance workers at Alton Towers discovered a prosthetic leg underneath the roller coaster, The Corkscrew, yesterday.
The prosthesis was among the detritus the workers were clearing out, and the lost property box is now replaced with...
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