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Funny story: Clowns Picket Alton Towers Claiming Not To Be Evil

Clowns Picket Alton Towers Claiming Not To Be Evil

There was widespread panic at Alton Towers yesterday as thousands of clowns armed with outsized shoes and plastic buttonholes that squirt water out chained themselves to railings at the Staffordshire theme park. The clowns are upset about a new Ha...
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Funny story: Leg found under rollercoaster

Leg found under rollercoaster

Surprised maintenance workers at Alton Towers discovered a prosthetic leg underneath the roller coaster, The Corkscrew, yesterday. The prosthesis was among the detritus the workers were clearing out, and the lost property box is now replaced with...
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Anvil Shortage in USA

The Acme Anvil Company of Bangor, Maine, just can't keep up with demand.
"Some guy in the middle of the Arizona badlands just keeps ordering more and more. I wish we knew what he's doing with them!"
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