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Funny story: Donald Trump Announces Plans to Purchase The Alphabet

Donald Trump Announces Plans to Purchase The Alphabet

New York City, NY - Donald Trump has announced that he intends to buy the English alphabet and expects the deal to close before the end of July. Wall Street investors largely ignored the announcement, having become used to what are generally seen...
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Funny story: England hope for promotion out of the group based on alphabetical order

England hope for promotion out of the group based on alphabetical order

England are hoping that they can match France goal for goal, win for win, loss for loss so that the two end level on points, goal difference, and goals scored, and to go up because 'E' comes before 'F' in the alphabet. "With so few games in the gr...
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Funny story: Phonetic Alphabet Sponsored

Phonetic Alphabet Sponsored

The phonetic alphabet, popularised by the military, the police and by call centres has remained unchanged for several decades. Up until now it has remained: Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, Indigo, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike...
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Funny story: Nazi who stole vowels from Wales caught!

Nazi who stole vowels from Wales caught!

Cardiff, Wales - A long national nightmare is at an end with the capture of 84 year old Heinrich Kluge, and his cache of stolen vowels. The tale started in 1945 when Nazi Germany was pressed in on all sides by Allied forces. A lone operative, in...
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Funny story: Alphabetical Order! Order!

Alphabetical Order! Order!

Klaus Enuff, a maverick linguist from the University of Carumba has come up with a radical solution to the age old complaint of the computer keyboard not being in alphabetical order. "Tis simples, yes?" said Enuff, mimicking Aleksandr the meerkat...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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