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Funny story: Man, 20ish, Found Wandering Near Elko Says He Was Abducted by Aliens and Given a Mullet

Man, 20ish, Found Wandering Near Elko Says He Was Abducted by Aliens and Given a Mullet

ELKO, NEVADA - Today police authorities in Elko reported the mysterious appearance of a young man, probably in his early 20's, who was found semi-dazed, wandering in the desert outside of town last Wednesday. A truck driver, Elmer Comstock, of Sna...
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Funny story: Glenn Beck: "I was abducted by illegal aliens from outer space for 17 minutes"

Glenn Beck: "I was abducted by illegal aliens from outer space for 17 minutes"

Glenn Beck, conservative commentator and Tea Party golden boy, admitted that he was abducted by illegal aliens from outer space for 17 minutes while he was employed at FOX News. "My Gosh, it felt like 17 hours. It was terrible," Beck said. Acco...
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Funny story: Aliens Abduct Digbeth Resident In Fiat Punto

Aliens Abduct Digbeth Resident In Fiat Punto

Digbeth resident Harry Powell claims to have been abducted by aliens this morning. Mr Powell, 53, was eating cornflakes at his breakfast table, when he claims a small group of extra-terrestrial beings invaded his home and tried to force him in to...
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Funny story: Boston Radio Station Intercepted By Aliens

Boston Radio Station Intercepted By Aliens

Mulva Clark was settling down for the night to the tune of some of her favorite MUZAC on a local contemporary Christian music station. It was being used as filler until the station finally began broadcasting, but she liked the way it sounded. It re...
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Funny story: Queen mudder abducted by Alien Skoob1999!

Queen mudder abducted by Alien Skoob1999!

LONDON (ABSNN)-Our beloved queen mudder was abducted by the nefarious skoob1999, an alien from the planet Marz Friday evening at 2335 GMT. She was attending séance at the West London home of Ms. Sarah Alton, a little know, but exceptional Physical M...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift abducted by aliens...May be Probed!

Taylor Swift abducted by aliens...May be Probed!

ZOGDAMN, MARZ (ABSNN) -- Country music sweetheart Taylor Swift became the latest celebrity to be abducted by the now infamous skoob1999. an alien from the planet Marz. Swift disappeared Tuesday evening according to her mother. "She left this note...
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Funny story: Obama Abducted by Space Aliens...Biden Now President...Dems Mourn

Obama Abducted by Space Aliens...Biden Now President...Dems Mourn

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) -- President Barack Obama was abducted by the crew of a space ship and has not been heard from since 4:20 a.m. (EST). Accordingly, Vice Presideent Joseph Biden has assumed the office of the presidency. His first act was to pr...
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Funny story: South Carolina girls impregnated by space alien!

South Carolina girls impregnated by space alien!

CHARLESTON SC (ABSNN) -- Twenty-six teenagers who attended the Future House Wives of America (FHWoA) sleep over were the vicitims of an alien from the planet Marz and are now pregnant. So says Ginger Bread, SC State FHWoA Chairmain and the hostess o...
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