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China invents new aircraft only to discover it's an Airbus A320

Funny story: China invents new aircraft only to discover it's an Airbus A320

China is industriously working away making hundreds of "Chinese" Comac C919 aircraft near Shanghai. The Production Minister, Can Clone U said yesterday "I suppose some people will say it looks identical to an A320 Airbus. To be honest it does, I can'...

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It's Just Plane Crazy

Funny story: It's Just Plane Crazy

Peanut Choking Horror - Who said airline snacks are safe? Not Mr. Fred Flatula, who stated, "I did not realize that one peanut could mean the difference between life and oblivion." Turnaround Airlines say, "Our peanuts are as safe as anyone else'...

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Airbus A380 has cracks in it's wings, but only small ones, so they're safe!

Funny story: Airbus A380 has cracks in it's wings, but only small ones, so they're safe!

Passengers boarding the Airbus A380 can rest assured that although the wings of the planes have cracks in, they're so small it doesn't matter because the jumbo jet has huge wings and small cracks don't matter! The EASA (European aviation securtiy...

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Has your pilot just died? There's an app for that

Funny story: Has your pilot just died? There's an app for that

For those people who are on an aeroplane who hear the announcement asking if anybody on board can fly a plane due the unexpected death of the pilot, there is now a new applelet from MiApps. "This app could save your life," said App World editor, M...

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We will be flying around in 'transparent' planes by 2050 - according to Airbus

Funny story: We will be flying around in 'transparent' planes by 2050 - according to Airbus

Airbus unveiled the transparent plane we could all be flying around in, come 2050. If you fancy a Disney World experience when you are flying, then Airbus is for you. The walls of the airplanes, by 2050 will be 'see through'. These planes are...

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Rolls-Royce A380 Engine Designs Came From Hyundai?

Funny story: Rolls-Royce A380 Engine Designs Came From Hyundai?

In late breaking news yesterday, engineering officials at Airbus revealed that the new A380 jet engines delivered by Rolls-Royce, were in fact based cooling fan designs from four cylinder automobile engines made by Hyundai Corporation. "It was a c...

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Airbus A380 Engines Certified Safe by FAAPT

Funny story: Airbus A380 Engines Certified Safe by FAAPT

Following multiple incidents where engines on the massive Airbus A380 have experienced performance or reliability problems in flight, including a recent Qantas transcontinental flight, Airbus released a report today where the engines were certified a...

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Search For Air France 447 Debris Hampered By Run-Of-The-Mill Pollution

Funny story: Search For Air France 447 Debris Hampered By Run-Of-The-Mill Pollution

Recife, Brazil - Combined Brazilian and French search forces have been hampered in their efforts to find evidence of a downed Air France flight and authorities cite two reasons. Firstly, extensive debris fields on the Atlantic have made it impossi...

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A380 Airbus "Love Boat of the Skies" bans love making while aboard; now to charge full adult fare for any children conceived during flight

Funny story: A380 Airbus "Love Boat of the Skies" bans love making while aboard; now to charge full adult fare for any children conceived during flight

Tokyo, Japan - With the current trend in the airline industry of charging overweight passengers double the fare for taking up two seats, Singapore Airlines announced today it has adopted a similar policy to contend with all the sex its passengers are...

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Brand spanking new Airbus A380 stolen at Heathrow

Funny story: Brand spanking new Airbus A380 stolen at Heathrow

The world's newest and largest commercial airliner, the A380 was stolen today during a stop over at Heathrow airport while under going a test flight from Toulouse.

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Boeing Super 74747Planned

Funny story: Boeing Super 74747Planned

On the day of the European-built Airbus test-flew its new Super Airbus, Boeing have announced plans for a Super-Duper Boeing 74747.

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