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Nelson Mandela Memorial Attendance Cost Nation Over $M For President To Attend

Funny story: Nelson Mandela Memorial Attendance Cost Nation Over $M For President To Attend

Although most people believe that President Obama should have gone to the Nelson Mandela Memorial, they had no idea that every time he goes overseas, even for a vacation, it costs taxpayers millions of dollars. Everyone is entitled to take vacatio...

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Man Who Rushes To The Front Of Plane When It Lands To Get Off First A Total Prick Claims Fellow Passenger

Funny story: Man Who Rushes To The Front Of Plane When It Lands To Get Off First A Total Prick Claims Fellow Passenger

Gone are the days when airlines would not let passengers off planes, forcing them to fly back to where they had just come from. Also gone are the days when airlines would only let the first 20 passengers to depart the aircraft to collect their lugga...

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Kangaroo Closes Heathrow For 2 Hours!

Funny story: Kangaroo Closes Heathrow For 2 Hours!

Heathrow Airport had to be closed to air traffic for two hour this morning when a kangaroo decided to take a hop along a runway Having just arrived on the scheduled Australia Airlines flight from Sydney the marsupial then escaped down to the tarma...

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Chaos At Airports As Passengers Demand 'All Must Fly Naked'!

Funny story: Chaos At Airports As Passengers Demand 'All Must Fly Naked'!

Recent warnings from nano scientists that the latest advances in the development of nano-explosives and clothing materials will soon make it possible for terrorists to combine them together to create explosive shirts, dresses, socks, baseball caps, o...

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Heathrow Passport Control Queues: Tough Tits, Says Official

Funny story: Heathrow Passport Control Queues: Tough Tits, Says Official

Members of the UK Border Force are enjoying holding up people trying to get through passpoprt control at Heathrow, we can reveal. Waiting times have been seriously affected by the Easter holidays with some passengers waiting for more than an hour...

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Automated Announcement Wrongly Told Passengers Their Plane Was About To Crash!

Funny story: Automated Announcement Wrongly Told Passengers Their Plane Was About To Crash!

A six month trial period by one of Britain's major airlines, using only pre-recorded automated announcements to their passengers during their flights led to passenger terror recently when a stewardess on a flight from Miami to Heathrow pressed the wr...

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Bryanair to pay airport staff 50p per overweight hand luggage bag spotted

Funny story: Bryanair to pay airport staff 50p per overweight hand luggage bag spotted

Airport staff are being offered a 50p bonus for every Bryanair passenger they catch with oversized or overweight hand luggage. The new scheme at Liverpool John Lennon Airport encourages handlers to crack down on passengers, who then have to pay th...

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Ryanair Profits Up - Warns Over Next Year: Non-Fliers To Meet Costs

Funny story: Ryanair Profits Up - Warns Over Next Year: Non-Fliers To Meet Costs

Controversial budget air carrier Ryanair has reported 374m euros (£325m) annual profit - 23 per cent up on last year. The strong results, to the year ending March 31, were achieved in the face of cancellations due to volcanic ash, snow and strikes...

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U.S To Change Air Traffic Control Rules

Funny story: U.S To Change Air Traffic Control Rules

In the wake of reports that air traffic controllers at Miami and Washington airports fell asleep while on duty, the U.s authorities are to issue stricter guidelines within the next few days. The Federal Aviation Administration are conscious of the...

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US Planes Grounded After Hole Scare

Funny story: US Planes Grounded After Hole Scare

Southwest Airlines have grounded 80 of their jets after problems with their in flight tannoy caused grunge rock band Hole's album " Ask For It" to be played on a continuous loop for the duration of all flights. The 1995 album is widely regarded by...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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