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Putin Says Air Crash Snow Plough Was Cleared For Take Off

Funny story: Putin Says Air Crash Snow Plough Was Cleared For Take Off

Another tragic accident was narrowly avoided yesterday when a new vodka fuelled snow plough driver took off in his flying snow plough in front of a plane carrying Ukranian VIPs. It turned out that the snow plough, flown by an ex-alcoholic ex-pilot, h...

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Anti Abortion Activists Express Outrage Over Aborted Landing At Barcelona Airport

Funny story: Anti Abortion Activists Express Outrage Over Aborted Landing At Barcelona Airport

Washington D.C. - The Susan B. Anthony List (SBA List), an organization whose stated purpose is "Advancing Pro-Life Leadership", has released a strongly-worded statement condemning the recent aborted landing by a 767 jetliner at Barcelona's El Prat A...

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Vintage WWII bomber 'Liberty Belle' crashes

Funny story: Vintage WWII bomber 'Liberty Belle' crashes

In 1974 Second Lieutenant Hiroo Onoda, a former Japanese army intelligence officer who fought in World War II, emerged from the jungle having spent almost thirty years holding out in the Philippines. At the time this story captured the world's ima...

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Amazing Atlantic Discovery

Funny story: Amazing Atlantic Discovery

The truth behind reported discoveries of 'aircraft parts' in the Atlantic Ocean can be revealed today in an Exclusive report from our Special Correspondent in the area , Azora Ribcage. The items found in the Ocean are not from any ordinary aircraf...

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US Fighter Jet Crash in Libya Blamed on Pilot Gas

Funny story: US Fighter Jet Crash in Libya Blamed on Pilot Gas

Hoping to assure the American public that the US fighter jet enforcing the Libya no fly zone was not shot down by enemy forces, a spokesman for the joint UN operation declared that it was simply a "mechanical failure". That was until data from the...

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Parrot study findings could explain cause of Beebe Air Crash!

Funny story: Parrot study findings could explain cause of Beebe Air Crash!

Studies carried out around the world to try to explain the recent loss of thousands of birds falling dead from the sky for no apparent reason includes a study at Peking University of some 350 parrots led by a professor Po Lee. The findings confirm...

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Tower To AA Flight 2253: "Stop, Stop. Hey, Stop. Stop. Stop! STOP!! STOP!! Sh-t."

Funny story: Tower To AA Flight 2253: "Stop, Stop. Hey, Stop. Stop. Stop! STOP!! STOP!! Sh-t."

The National Transportation Safety Board has opened an investigation into an incident in which a passenger jetliner that had landed at Jackson Hole Airport in Wyoming failed to stop after touchdown on Thursday. "We're American Airlines... ...cove...

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"Welcome to Kogalymavia Flight 7K-348 From Siberia to..." -KABOOM!- "Ahhhh!! Poluchitʹ Yebut S Samoleta!"

Funny story: "Welcome to Kogalymavia Flight 7K-348 From Siberia to..." -KABOOM!- "Ahhhh!! Poluchitʹ Yebut S Samoleta!"

A Flight attendant giving the safety speech to 124 people on a Russian passenger jet was rudely interrupted by the plane, when it exploded on a Siberian runway, killing three people and injuring 43, including six who were badly burned, officials said...

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Amy Winehouse Arrested For Pissing On Plane, Causing A Near-Crash

Funny story: Amy Winehouse Arrested For Pissing On Plane, Causing A Near-Crash

If there's one thing you don't want to do when your flight has been delayed is to have too many drinks at the Airport bar. Someone should have told that to Amy Winehouse. Something else she needs to know, that even on a two-hour trip it's good...

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British pilot killed in bizarre plane crash

Funny story: British pilot killed in bizarre plane crash

A British pilot, his Belgian co-pilot and 19 passengers have been killed, after a plane crashed in somewhat bizarre circumstances. The sole survivor of the crash, Arthur Skydiver, told authorities the unlikely series of events which had unfolded.

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Two Thousand Dead Passengers Recovered At Helicopter Crash Site

Funny story: Two Thousand Dead Passengers Recovered At Helicopter Crash Site

Early this morning a helicopter that left Yeager airport in West Virginia was lost from the radar and never reached it's destination. Now news is coming out that the helicopter crashed in an isolated area of the Appalachian mountains near the Kentuck...

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Thousands in terror jet plunge

Funny story: Thousands in terror jet plunge

A blazing Airbus Boeing 727 Jumbo Jet plunged tens of thousand feet in seconds over the raging waters of the Atlantic as the 1200 passengers on the plummeting jet screamed in terror. As the aircraft plunged 90,000 feet from its cruise altitude of 78,...

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Pentacle Air FLT 69 encounters turbulence due to flatulence: Two injured

Funny story: Pentacle Air FLT 69 encounters turbulence due to flatulence: Two injured

NASHVILLE, TN-A flight attendant and one passenger aboard Pentacle Air Flight 69 were slightly injured when the plane encountered severe "turbulence," Tuesday evening, during its approach to the Big Boobies Airstrip. "I'm not exactly certain wha...

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Geese From Canada Crashed US Airways Flight 1549

Funny story: Geese From Canada Crashed US Airways Flight 1549

Washington, DC - The office of Homeland Security issues the following directive to states bordering on Canada. FACT: Geese originating from Canada caused the near disaster of flight US Airways 1549. FACT: The border of Canada and the U.S. is po...

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Plane Crash: Pilot's Flatulence To Blame?

Funny story: Plane Crash: Pilot's Flatulence To Blame?

Following recent aviation disasters industry investigators have asked the question: "Are the pilots' to blame?" Survivors have complained of strange noises and foul smells just before the crashes. The pilots had also announced that "we are experie...

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Turkish AirHashish Went Down Over Amsterdam on a Daily Delivery Run

Funny story: Turkish AirHashish Went Down Over Amsterdam on a Daily Delivery Run

Turkish AirHashish has been flying daily delivery runs to Amsterdam for years now. TAH spokesperson, Haile Aza Kyte said that the Lowlands of Europe were one of their highest customers: "Every day we flew without incident and with great profit f...

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Al Queda claim unfair media bias in NY Hudson River air crash reporting

Funny story: Al Queda claim unfair media bias in NY Hudson River air crash reporting

The PR Director of Al Queda, Ali Barkingmad, has hit back at the western media claiming unfair bias in relation to the recent Hudson River air crash. Ali Barkingmad is barking mad at reports that the captain of the Airbus A320 Jet, which had to be...

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Stunt plane crash costs hundreds of lives

Funny story: Stunt plane crash costs hundreds of lives

Emergency services were today stretched to the limit following a crash involving one of two stunt planes over Shropshire. Visitors to the Shropshire summer festival and airshow were shocked when one of two bi-planes crashed in a nearby cemetery.

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