'After paying tribute to Nelson Mandela, Pope Francis says it's time to, "crank up the bass and blow up a stereo."'
A Vatican spokesperson.
'After Mandela's passing, I felt compelled to celebrate his life. So I instantly thought about subwoofe...
Genocidal African Warlord and enslaver of children, London Colney, has renounced violence and has promised to mend his ways, thanks to a viral campain by pressure group Unseen Kids. The group, whose mission is to bring about world peace by wearing pl...
The frustration is palpable now whenever Mike Huckabee is asked whether he really believes President Obama grew up in Kenya. While Huckabee originally retracted the statement saying he meant to say Indonesia, those closest to him say that he is uncom...
A Crystal Palace man, who must remain nameless for legal reasons, started to speak fluently in the K'Naggit language of the Bakongo people of Angola when a boil on his backside burst. His wife Susan, a language teacher, thought she recognised some wo...
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