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Funny story:  Advice, Support, & Tips for Security Guards - from Inchcock - Part Three

Advice, Support, & Tips for Security Guards - from Inchcock - Part Three

Copied from the author's first and Editors Advice Page, of his 'Inchcock Monthly Guards Gazette', Issue 144, published in August 2009. (When I say published, he produced it and ran off a few copies for his fellow Security Officers at the Company he worked at who made him redundant through no fault of his own at 62 years of age, and he was the only employee on the firm never to have taken a day...
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Funny story:  Advice, Support, & Tips for Security Guards - from Inchcock - Part Two

Advice, Support, & Tips for Security Guards - from Inchcock - Part Two

Copied from the author's 'Editors Advice Page', of his 'Inchcock Monthly Guards Gazette', Issue 121, published in August 2008. (When I say published, he produced it and ran off a few copies for his fellow Security Officers at the Company he worked at who made him redundant through no fault of his own at 62 years of age, and he was the only employee on the firm never to have taken a day off or b...
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Funny story:  Advice, Support, & Tips for Security Guards - from Inchcock - Part One

Advice, Support, & Tips for Security Guards - from Inchcock - Part One

Copied from the author's first and Editors Comments page, of his 'Inchcock Monthly Guards Gazette', Issue 147, published on October 2009. (When I say published, he produced it and ran off a few copies for his fellow Security Officers at the Company he worked at who made him redundant through no fault of his own at 62 years of age, and he was the only employee on the firm never to have taken a d...
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Funny story:  21 Questions about Senior Citizens Answered by a US Senior Citizen!

21 Questions about Senior Citizens Answered by a US Senior Citizen!

The following (with permission) is based on Inchcock's magazine article "20 questions about Senior Citizens answered by a Senior Citizen," but from a US readers perspective. It's akin to Rachmaninoff's Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini. 1) Q: Where can guys over 65 find youthful, pretty women who are interested in dating them? A: Look in the adult bookstore under PORN videos. 2) Q: How ca...
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Funny story:  20 questions about Senior Citizens answered by a Senior Citizen!

20 questions about Senior Citizens answered by a Senior Citizen!

1) Q: Where can guys over 65 find youthful, pretty women who are interested in dating them? A: I look in the library under Romantic Fiction. 2) Q: How can a man cope during his wife's menopause? A: Blowed if I can remember! 3) Q: How can a woman raise the heart rate of her 65+ year old spouse? A: She should tell him she's with child. 4) Q: What can an older woman do for the w...
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Funny story:  Essential Alternative Sites of interest for Visitors to Nottingham!

Essential Alternative Sites of interest for Visitors to Nottingham!

The independent 'Nottingham Attraction Foundation Fellowship' (NAFF), have published a free handbook/guide for tourists visiting Nottingham. The two page booklet will available through Big Issue sellers, traffic wardens, Job Centre Plus Offices, also the little fat bald limping man with glasses and hearing aids, and a spotty face due to his constant Impetigo, outside the railway station on alte...
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Funny story:  Abilities to pass on from an Elderly Person

Abilities to pass on from an Elderly Person

One of our more mature contributors to the Inchcock Gazette, has sent in a list of his qualities and skill's he's amassed during his epic and boring lifetime - with an offer to assist others who do not have such qualities, of him passing them on if required. I recall in 1959, the Reverand Salmon taking me to one side, and telling me: "Whatever skills or capabilities you gain, there will always...
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Funny story:  Elvis Presley offers Lady Gaga career advice

Elvis Presley offers Lady Gaga career advice

Memphis, Tennessee -- The King of Rock 'n Roll paid a visit to Graceland on the 34th anniversary of his death, bringing with him some advice for America's current top pop star, Lady Gaga. "I'm making more in a day as a ghost than most performers e...
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Funny story:  Horoscopes - Advice for Scorpio - 2012

Horoscopes - Advice for Scorpio - 2012

Traits of SCORPIO: Most hackers and cheaters are Scorpios, and are very good as it, as with adulterousness, fiddling, defrauding, hoodwinking, deceiving, double-dealing, and deception they come naturally to them. They rarely forget or forgive emotional rejection, but continue to reject people themselves. They need to learn that jealousy and possessiveness are self-defeating. Bill Gates is a...
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Funny story:  Gas and electricity prices going up. What can you do?

Gas and electricity prices going up. What can you do?

It can't have escaped your notice that domestic fuel prices are about rise sharply. Don't despair, read our useful guide to saving energy and money. By following a few simple tips you could save enough money to buy a gallon of petrol. Believe it or not it's cheaper to buy second hand clothes at a local boot sale than it is to wash yours, even at low temperatures. The average washing machine...
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Funny story:  Free Legal Advice from Supreme Court Justice Scalia

Free Legal Advice from Supreme Court Justice Scalia

Dear Supreme Court Justice Scalia, I recently got a got busted at an underage drinking party, do I have any chance of getting the charges dropped? --Dumb Ass Dear Dumb Ass, The framers of the Constitution didn't have your best intentions when they came up with laws that violate your rights as a child, but since you old enough to know that underage drinking means a chance of paying fin...
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Funny story:  The Wit and Wisdom of Throckmorton P. Turdblossom

The Wit and Wisdom of Throckmorton P. Turdblossom

Sometimes in life, especially when you're growin' older and always forgettin' where you put your dentures, a man likes to write down some of the things he's learned. Sometimes, this is done to pass down your wisdom to future generations. Other times, it's to make money by selling stuff to a magazine or because you're hopin' to git a book contract. This isn't any of those. This one's just cuz...
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