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Adrian Chiles Is Wayne Rooney From The Future!

Funny story: Adrian Chiles Is Wayne Rooney From The Future!

The government has revealed today that Adrian Chiles is actually Wayne Rooney from the year 2033! Adrian Chiles has been the awkward face of the ITV football coverage team for an eternity plus seven, with no clear justification ever being issued b...

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Christine Bleakley and Adrian Chiles Axed From Daybreak - Not Enough Says TV Repair Man

Funny story: Christine Bleakley and Adrian Chiles Axed From Daybreak - Not Enough Says TV Repair Man

The show has been a problem for ITV since it was launched in September 2010, receiving appallingly low ratings. Bleakley and Chiles were poached from BBC's The One Show earlier this year in a bid to improve Daybreak's fortunes. The move failed and...

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Daybreak Boss Quits Under TV Repair Man Pressure

Funny story: Daybreak Boss Quits Under TV Repair Man Pressure

Shadowy vigilante organisation, TV Repair Man, claimed a major victory today as it was announced that another high-profile production boss is to quit. Ian Rumsey has been editor of ITV's troubled Daybreak for less than a year. The announcement tha...

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Daybreak (with Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley) to receive major NVQ award

Funny story: Daybreak (with Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley) to receive major NVQ award

ITV's flagship TV morning programme, Daybreak, is in the running for an award despite audience numbers taking a hammering over recent months. Presenters Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley - or "grumpy and the giggling airhead" as they have b...

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Adrian Chiles Treated for Sex Addiction

Funny story: Adrian Chiles Treated for Sex Addiction

Early morning misery guts and real life model for Mr Potato Head, Adrian Chiles has admitted to suffering from Sex Addiction. The affliction, which normally affects good looking people has caught the living Toby Jug unawares, but now the early mo...

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Adrian Chiles to Present American X-Factor

Funny story: Adrian Chiles to Present American X-Factor

Adrian Chiles is to defect to American Television after being offered the plum presenting job by Simon Cowell. Since 'Daybreak's' falling ratings Chiles is said to have described the breakfast programme as 'c**p' and has asked his agent to get him...

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Death Wish 99?

Funny story: Death Wish 99?

It would seem quite apparent that ITV have a death wish of the awesome kind. With ratings dropping around them like fainting goats.....and their latest overpriced brainwave 'Daybreak' plunging faster than the Titanic....the numbskulls are now about t...

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Bleakley & Chiles: It's All Gone Pear-Shaped

Funny story: Bleakley & Chiles: It's All Gone Pear-Shaped

ITV production chiefs are tearing their hair out wondering what on earth went wrong with their plans to revitalise their morning news magazine show. Viewing figures for Daybreak make depressing reading for the independent network - just 600,000 vi...

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Chiles - "Bleakley Whiffs"

Funny story: Chiles - "Bleakley Whiffs"

Adrian Chiles has told Daybreak producers they need to change the 6 inch rule to the 6 feet rule. Apparantly Christine Bleakley whiffs so much he can't bear to be within 6 feet of her. Other guests have reportedly complained that Christine smells...

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A Sexed Up Daybreak? Do We Really Need To See Adrian Chiles And Christine Bleakley Getting Jiggy First Thing In The Morning?

Funny story: A Sexed Up Daybreak? Do We Really Need To See Adrian Chiles And Christine Bleakley Getting Jiggy First Thing In The Morning?

Rumour has it that Daybreak presenters, Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley have been instructed by TV bosses to 'sex it up' in order to boost flagging ratings for their early morning TV show. Chiles and Bleakley have emphatically denied receivin...

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Adrian Chiles gutted about miners' situation

Funny story: Adrian Chiles gutted about miners' situation

Adrian Chiles is gutted about the 33 miners who are stuck inside him. "I just don't have the words to describe what it feels like to have men, good men - good, honest working men - stuck inside you." Equally the miners have said that being stuck in t...

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Chiles and Bleakley in Stable Relationship

Popular TV entertainers Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley are to host ITV's new breakfast show Waste of Space. Their partnership- they met in panto when she was the front of the horse and he was the back end-was famed for their not needing to u...

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Adrian Chiles can go for miles

Funny story: Adrian Chiles can go for miles

Unlikely heart throb Adrian Chiles, former presenter of BBC's 'The One show' and World Cup pundit is apparently a sex machine in the sack. Ex girlfriend Yaska Moslavic has told me that the blond middle-aged presenter has the stamina of a leatherneck...

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Christine Bleakley To Join Adrian Chiles At ITV?

Funny story: Christine Bleakley To Join Adrian Chiles At ITV?

The news that Christine Bleakley off The One Show has sacked her agent has led to increasing speculation that the water skiing Irish Colleen will shortly leave Aunty Beeb and mosey on over to ITV, like former co-presenter Adrian Chiles. Chiles him...

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Kate Garraway Rushed To Hospital After Being Told Adrian Chiles Was Joining GMTV

Funny story: Kate Garraway Rushed To Hospital After Being Told Adrian Chiles Was Joining GMTV

GMTV presenter Kate Garraway has been rushed to hospital following being told that Adrian Chiles was joining the GMTV team. One ITV insider said "She suddenly went very pale, cried out 'No!' and began to vomit uncontrollably. We called an ambulance s...

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Adrian Chiles: Is Volcanic Ash to Blame?

Funny story: Adrian Chiles: Is Volcanic Ash to Blame?

Adrian Chiles shock move from the BBC to ITV may have been caused by volcanic ash. This is the hypothesis being put forward by Professor Stig O'Toole of the Institute for Television Studies at Milton Keynes. Professor O'Toole examined the case in...

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Adrian Chiles Affair Nothing To Do With Christine Bleakley

Funny story: Adrian Chiles Affair Nothing To Do With Christine Bleakley

Christine Bleakley's biggest fan told a packed press conference this morning that the sudden defection from the BBC by One Show co-presenter Adrian Chiles was nothing to do with the Irish sex symbol. Who is allegedly 'seeing' Chelsea ace Frank Lam...

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Adrian Chiles spends the evening with Christine Bleakley but wakes up with Lorraine Kelly

Funny story: Adrian Chiles spends the evening with Christine Bleakley but wakes up with Lorraine Kelly

Adrian Chiles woke up this morning nursing the mother of all hangovers trying to work out exactly what had happened the previous night. 'It's a mystery' he said 'I was having a very pleasant evening in the company of who I believed was a beautiful...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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