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Funny story: Gwyneth Paltrow Fitted for Muzzle, Treated for Diarrhea of the Mouth

Gwyneth Paltrow Fitted for Muzzle, Treated for Diarrhea of the Mouth

Los Angeles, CA - Some people don't know when to shut up. Such is the case with actress Gwyneth Paltrow. Her mouth has gotten her in hot water with critics again and, this time, drastic measures have been taken to prevent further asinine comments...
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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Spotted In The Company of A Hot Hollywood Hunk

Jennifer Aniston Spotted In The Company of A Hot Hollywood Hunk

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston recently told Barbara Walters on The View that she feels as if she and her fiancé Justin Theroux have been engaged for ten years. The former Friends star said that she has gotten to the point where she no longer cares...
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Funny story: Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Makes A Startling Announcement

Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Makes A Startling Announcement

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish Prime Minister has enjoyed all of the celebrity attention she has been receiving of late. Helle Thorning-Schmidt has just made a startling admission to the Danish press. She informed them that after she leaves p...
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Funny story: The Hunger Games Star Jennifer Lawrence Says No To Having Her Chest Freckles Removed

The Hunger Games Star Jennifer Lawrence Says No To Having Her Chest Freckles Removed

VENICE BEACH, California - Jennifer Lawrence has become one of the most sought after young LaLaLand starlets. Jennifer, who used to spell her name with three consecutive N's recently appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Talk Show. She congratula...
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Funny story: Catherine Zeta Jones Says She's Ending Her May-December Marriage To Michael Douglas

Catherine Zeta Jones Says She's Ending Her May-December Marriage To Michael Douglas

NEW YORK CITY - Catherine Zeta Jones stated to The Right Coast Revue that her being bipolar has nothing to do with her having decided to end her 13-year marriage to Michael Douglas. Catherine did say that she has always been superstitious about th...
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Funny story: Marilyn Monroe And Her Infamous Bras

Marilyn Monroe And Her Infamous Bras

LOS ANGELES - There is no one in the entire United States who knows more about the legendary 50's sex symbol Marilyn Monroe than author Josh Butterweed. Butterweed has written more than 19 books on the famous blonde bombshell who President John F.
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Funny story: Betty White Says The Controversial Drugs Did Not Belong To Her

Betty White Says The Controversial Drugs Did Not Belong To Her

EL PASO - Actress Betty White was detained for a couple of hours by the United States customs agents in the port city of El Paso, Texas after crossing over from Juarez, Mexico. A representative with the U.S. Immigration Department stated that the...
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Funny story: Merrit Wever Gives The Shortest Emmy Award Acceptance Speech in History

Merrit Wever Gives The Shortest Emmy Award Acceptance Speech in History

HOLLYWOOD - Merrit Wever, who is not exactly a household name in the celebrity world, won an Emmy for Best Supporting Actress for her role on HBO's Nurse Jane. Wever did something that 99.9 percent of the winners cannot do. She actually took her a...
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Funny story: Sofia Vergara Addresses The Breast Reduction Suggestions

Sofia Vergara Addresses The Breast Reduction Suggestions

BEVERLY HILLS - Sofia Vergara was seen dining alone at the exquisite Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in Beverly Hills. The well-endowed star of the hit sitcom Modern Family was upset at the recent suggestions that she should consider goi...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Explains Her Perpetual Smirk

Kristen Stewart Explains Her Perpetual Smirk

VENICE BEACH - Kristen Stewart says that the one question she has been asked more than any other is why in the world does she always have a smirk on her face. Stewart recently talked with Pia Confetti of Celebrity Globe and she told her that it's...
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Funny story: The Erotically Sexy Sofia Vergara Is The Highest Paid Actress On Television

The Erotically Sexy Sofia Vergara Is The Highest Paid Actress On Television

HOLLYWOOD - Sofia Vergara, who plays a sensuously lascivious trophy wife on the hit sitcom Modern Family has just been named as the highest paid actress on television. The 41-year-old buxom babe, whose bra size is a stunning 32-F recently said on...
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Funny story: The legendary life of Wyatt Earp

The legendary life of Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp was a sometimes-lawman, sometimes-outlaw who sometimes owned a saloon and occasionally dealt cards or shot buffalo, depending on the economy and job market of the Territory (Indiana, Kansas, Nevada, Alaska, California) in which the itinerant jack of all trades happened to hang his hat on any given day. He went by a number of aliases, including Randolph Scott, Errol Flynn, Jimmy Stewa...
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Funny story: Hollyweird's hottest: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Hollyweird's hottest: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt came to fame when she starred in the TV sitcom Partying with Five, in which she played Sarah Reeves Marin, a promiscuous teen tart. She also raised eyebrows (and male appendages) as Julie James in the 1997 motion picture I Know What My Breasts Did Last Summer. Her curvaceous body--she has an amazing rack!--made it clear that she had "grown" considerably, both as an actress and...
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Funny story: Hollyweird's hottest: Selma Blair

Hollyweird's hottest: Selma Blair

Selma Beitner (aka Batsheva), whose screen name is Selma Blair because (1) "Blair" sounds better than "Beitner," (2) she wants to hide her Jewish heritage ("'Blair' sounds less offensively Anglo," she says), has starred in one or two blockbusters, but she is not adverse to accepting roles in independent films or even art-house trash when the meatier roles are not forthcoming. Her "versatility," sh...
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Funny story: Oliver & Co. actress found guilty

Oliver & Co. actress found guilty

Former 1980s actress Natalie Gregory was found guilty in a Los Angeles Superior Court today of talentlessness. The judge, Leslie Nielsen, spoke to Natalie before sentencing, stating that 'I see no viewing appeal in any movie you are in, and why yo...
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Funny story: Amanda Bynes Heading For The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

Amanda Bynes Heading For The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - The former Nickelodeon star just cannot seem to keep her caboose out of trouble. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that the 27-year-old quasi-actress has been detained by the LAPD after she reportedly set fire to a neighbor's 60-foot t...
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Funny story: Hollyweird's Hottest: Amanda Bearse

Hollyweird's Hottest: Amanda Bearse

Transsexual lesbian Amanda Bearse has been called lots of names, including "actress," "director," and "comedienne," but the first four letters of her first name, which is given only in the sense that she gave it to herself, says it all: Amanda is "a man." Transsexual lesbian? What's that? Technically, now that she has completed sex-change surgery, she is a transwoman (a man who becomes a "wo...
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Funny story: Jennifer Love Hewitt to marry unintended intended

Jennifer Love Hewitt to marry unintended intended

HURRAH FOR HOLLYWOOD, CA - Now that she is pregnant, Jennifer Love Hewitt has announced her engagement to the man who impregnated her, Brian Hallisay. He has been her "intended" all along, Hewitt said, taking issue with critics' statement that Hallis...
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Daryl Hannah Breaks Up With Neil Young

I get confused sometimes but as soon as he started playing Heart of Gold instead of Sweet Caroline, I realized that I had gotten Neil Young and Neil Diamond mixed up," said Ms. Hannah on her break-up.

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