The history of the gender and sexual orientation equality movement in the world can be traced through its acronym, which has evolved over time.
Originally there was just gay, but then lesbians wanted to be separated from gay, and LG was formed. Fo...
BOREDVILLE, WI - "I found out from my oldest kid that YOLO means you only live once," stated James Sadzack Sr, 52, of Boredville, WI.
"I found out the meaning of FML about three or four years ago," Sadzack went on to say, "and that's the mantra I'...
A growing segment of the population has resorted to the regular use of acronyms as technology use continues to rise. As society has moved from cell phone, text chatting, and the like, on to advanced forms of communication such as social ne...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The National Aeronautics Space Administration is reportedly in the process of suing the Netherland Antilles.
According to NASA spokesperson General Langston P. Kokomo, the space administration has learned that the government of...
In a strange turn of events, the once obscure Acronym and Initials Trading Cards by Literary Trading Cards (LTC) are overtaking the once popular Pokémon, Star Wars, and baseball trading cards.
Dave Adams-Villa, Esquire (or just DAVE to his friend...
WATERLOO, Ontario - Research in Motion (RIM) may wish to employ more qualified research staff in the new year as the Canadian company is being sued for the third time in as many months because of copyright infringement.
It is the third encounter w...
Alarming figures from the UK's Department of Health reveal a significant change in the number of recorded problems among children and young adults. Of the monitored problems, the newly-defined syndrome of Overweight Babies, Children and Teenagers, o...
A group of linguistic purists have banded together to do battle against excessive abbreviation. Their main target: Acronyms.
Wesley Weiner, a professor at the California University of Nuclear Technology, decided it was time to do something after p...
In a leaked memo from NASA it has been revealed that the acronym agency really does make up acronyms to fit words they have already come up with, even when the word does not seem to resemble any aspect of the resulting acronym.
The "Medical Inform...
In a dramatic case likely to go to the European Court of Justice, the Acronym Alliance is taking the Automobile Association to court for tying up with Alcoholics Anonymous and accusing Arseholes Accredited of stealing their acronym.
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