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Lorry Sheds Its Load Of Sheds

Funny story: Lorry Sheds Its Load Of Sheds

There was a 30-yard tailback on a road in Battambang this morning, after a lorry shed its load of sheds. The lorry - which in the US would be described as 'the truck' - was being driven along the road from Baset in the direction of the city, by a...

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Church Accidentally Sends Shroud Of Turin To Dry Cleaners

Funny story: Church Accidentally Sends Shroud Of Turin To Dry Cleaners

The Cathedral of St. John the Baptist in Turin, Italy, was specifically built to house and protect the shroud of Turin, an ancient 14 foot length of cloth that bears a contact image of the crucified Christ. Last week an assistant to the Vice-Bisho...

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Exploding E-Cig Kills Man On London Underground

Funny story: Exploding E-Cig Kills Man On London Underground

59 year old Max Scholder died celebrating his birthday after his e-cig exploded in his pocket then ignited a gas explosion. Leila Scholder, wife of the deceased, talked to this reporter about what happened. "We were going home on the Undergrou...

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Trump Limo Crashes, Investigation Blames Raccoons On Road

Funny story: Trump Limo Crashes, Investigation Blames Raccoons On Road

What's happening with Donald Trump and raccoons? Following two separate incidents where raccoons attacked Trump supporters outside of political rallies, State police in Pennsylvania are now blaming the single vehicle crash of Trump's limo in part...

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Helmet Footage In Schumacher Case!

Funny story: Helmet Footage In Schumacher Case!

As positive news regarding Michael Schumacher's recovery is released, footage from the helmet of the former Formula One world champion has finally been recovered, with it clearly showing that Schumacher was racing another skier down the off piste slo...

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A costly trip

Gateshead council has been ordered to pay £5,000 in compensation to a resident who suffered a fractured ankle after tripping on a payment. Jack Poundfoot was leaving the council offices when he tripped over a stack of money which had been dropped...

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Star Wars Enthusiast Blinds Himself With Homemade Lightsaber

Funny story: Star Wars Enthusiast Blinds Himself With Homemade Lightsaber

Darien CT: Months of painstaking research and design ended in calamity yesterday when a man accidentally blinded himself while in the final stages of developing a homemade light saber. The mishap is thought to have occurred when Star Wars enthusiast...

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Oregon Crime Suspect Accidently Shoots Himself in the Balls!

Funny story: Oregon Crime Suspect Accidently Shoots Himself in the Balls!

Salem, Oregon police have arrested and are now guarding at the hospital a man suspected of shooting an Uncle, then shoots himself in the balls while trying to escape the police. A neighbor heard a loud argument going on in another apartment and su...

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Robert Pattinson Cuts Off Weiner

Funny story: Robert Pattinson Cuts Off Weiner

The big news here just about an hour ago is that somehow or other, actor Robert Pattison has cut off weiner but we are awaiting more news on the subject. OK, here's a spokeswoman for Pattinson. "Ladies and gentlemen of the Press, I am here to a...

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White Christmas Dream Comes True after Flour Truck Overturns

A truck carrying sacks of flour overturned on the I-64 ramp as it exits onto I-65. It spilled its load onto the highway below, and the high winds that blew east south east served to spread the snowy white holiday cheer. Several lanes of traffic were...

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An Aspen Man Develops Road Rage After Buying Fake Pot From A Fake Pot Dealer

Funny story: An Aspen Man Develops Road Rage After Buying Fake Pot From A Fake Pot Dealer

ASPEN, Colorado - The Colorado Highway Patrol is reporting that an Aspen resident recently developed what they consider to be the worst case of road rage in the history of the state of Colorado. A spokesperson for the CHP, Sergeant Cruxton Tartant...

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Tony Stewart to Race with One Leg Tied behind His Back

Funny story: Tony Stewart to Race with One Leg Tied behind His Back

Speedway, Indiana - Two major fractures are not enough to keep NASCAR's Tony Stewart out of the driver's seat. The versatile racer, who fractured his leg in two places in a minor-league dirt track event, has ordered his medical team to position h...

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Gateshead Couple Fall on Hard Times

A middle-aged couple are recovering in hospital after a freak accident on their local high street. George and Florence Sellers tripped over a tightly bound parcel of newspapers which had been left for them outside their newsagents shop. They fell...

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Health Alert, "Lawyerish Settlementitus", Infects People Across America.

Funny story: Health Alert, "Lawyerish Settlementitus", Infects People Across America.

A new malady has been sweeping across America. It seems that when ever someone in America is involved in any kind of accident, they develop a wide range of health problems. The American Health Society became aware of this rash of complaints when o...

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Upside Down and Nowhere to Go

Funny story: Upside Down and Nowhere to Go

The lovely Mrs. Claire and I are hanging upside down in our car. This is not a comfortable position - trust me. After I'm sure we've stopped moving, I ask her if she's ok, which is really the only thing that matters to me. She assures me that she is, and asks the same of me. After a few seconds of silence, I state what was probably obvious to her: "Honey, I am so glad you're ok. I think we're...

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Man gets out of bed the wrong way

A Goole man with a broken nose was admitted to Humberside Hospital yesterday morning after getting out of bed the wrong way. Errol Dover, 58, who usually sleeps like a log, bashed his nose against the wall shortly after his alarm went off. "It...

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New Mexico man shot during robbery, or by accident, or some damned how

Funny story: New Mexico man shot during robbery, or by accident, or some damned how

SILVER CITY, New Mexico (ABSNN) - Oddly enough, given the large number of guns and ammunition stores found in a gun shop, very few people have ever been shot in one, unless, of course, "they had it coming." Such was the case in this tiny New Mexico...

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Safety Officer Pinned To Wall By Runaway Forklift Truck

Funny story: Safety Officer Pinned To Wall By Runaway Forklift Truck

The horrendous accident occurred at somewhere around nine am this morning in a warehouse on an industrial estate in Burnley, Lancashire, owned by Spoffco, a novelty greetings card company. Alert employees immediately called the emergency services...

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Breaking news…

Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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