An Iraqi grandfather who went to bed suffering from a migraine was amazed to wake up speaking fluent Morse code.
Babachack Al-Mahim is now left with a voice that is unrecognisable to family and friends.
Doctors say he has Foreign Accent Syndrom...
Former Manchester City and Newcastle United player Joey Barton is already big news in France following his first match in Marseille colours.
He joined them from Queens Park Rangers in a bid to rebuild his tarnished reputation as the maddest footba...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Derek Hough has denied on several occasions that the reason why he broke up with Cheryl Cole last year was due to her Geordie accent.
The star of the reality show Dancing With The Stars remarked that the reason why he broke up wi...
Canadians are planning on changing their accent to make it more distinct from the American accent.
"Y'all think we're from the You Essay," said Saskatchewan Spokesman, Brad Hanson. "So were gonna go change our accent and get our own identity, ya k...
Media watchdog, MEW (Media Watchdog) has slammed the BBC by accusing it of favouritism towards depressed sounding Scottish newsreaders, and voiceover artistes on documentary programming.
MEW monitors attribute this peculiar practice to the economi...
Following the shock news that Geordie love Goddess, Cheryl Cole has been dropped from American X Factor because most of the US viewers find her Geordie accent indecipherable, a trans-Atlantic internet feud has broken out, with Brits saying that quite...
HOLLYWOOD - The American version of Simon Cowell's X-Factor has not even aired yet and there already appears to be some trouble brewing and it deals with the English judge Cheryl Cole.
Cole who is the girlfriend of the star of Dancing With The Sta...
Mancunian newspaper vendor, Johnny Trousers, of Ardwick Green today categorically denied that Mancunians have a speech impediment, and the real problem in that department lies with Scousers.
"We're all right mate, we are, us," Trousers said. "It's...
It was confirmed today that Cheryl Cole was planning to go ahead with experimental accent surgery. The singer is keen to get rid of her 'Geordie Wag' persona after splitting up with Ashley (I'm not Bisexual) Cole last month.
The surgery is planned...
A new microphone for gamers is hitting the market that can change your accent. Now, someone from Ireland can mimic a Californian, and a Californian can sound just like a New Yorker. Yesterday I used it (I'm from Florida) to convince a group of Aust...
Bewilderment ensued today when a man with a distinct Manchester lilt in his voice walked into a pub in Sedgely, West Midlands and ordered a "pint of lager and a coke."
"Half a bitter and a what?" the barmaid responded with a deep frown.
From: Minister For Culture, UK, Tajib Nwora
Where have all the cockneys gone?
Why is it that when I walk the streets of my beloved London the only English accents that I ever hear are so unEnglish that it makes my toes curl?
We English are not American, we are not Jamaican, we are cockneys.
We should all be talking like Dick van Dyke in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, or Barbara Windsor in Ea...
The world of entertainment is reeling today following sensational claims that bubbly round-shouldered GMTV presenter Lorraine Kelly (55), is only pretending to be Scottish and was actually born in the US.
The shock revelation has come from exuber...
The popularity of self serve checkouts has been confirmed in a survey conducted by Tesco's this week. Shoppers welcomed the chance to further avoid interacting with real people yet feel more improvements could be made.
Yesterday Mr Ivor Lingo the British Government Immigration Officer announced that all Immigrants either Legal or Illegal must be able to speak fluent English with a Brummie Accent within six weeks of arrival or be compulsory deported.
Today there was a sudden outbreak of English Tyneside accents in the American capital of Washington, D.C.
'Speaking from the White House, ABC News reporter Kent State said: 'Well, viewers, sources at the FBI have confirmed that people have bin bre...
As from today, the Labour government has made British regional accents illegal. All speaking in silly dialects will be oot the windae, tha knaws, and if ya dinnae like it then it's a Weegie kiss from Glesgae, ya bam.
Accent and Emergency crews today had their 'busiest night ever' in Somerset, as homes in the worst-hit areas of the southern part of the county had to be evacuated.
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