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Funny story:  Joey Barton: Maybe I'm Too Clever To Be A Footballer

Joey Barton: Maybe I'm Too Clever To Be A Footballer

Former Manchester City and Newcastle United player Joey Barton is already big news in France following his first match in Marseille colours. He joined them from Queens Park Rangers in a bid to rebuild his tarnished reputation as the maddest footba...
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Funny story:  Derek Hough Romps With Mystery Beauty

Derek Hough Romps With Mystery Beauty

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Derek Hough has denied on several occasions that the reason why he broke up with Cheryl Cole last year was due to her Geordie accent. The star of the reality show Dancing With The Stars remarked that the reason why he broke up wi...
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Funny story:  Canadians plan on changing their accent

Canadians plan on changing their accent

Canadians are planning on changing their accent to make it more distinct from the American accent. "Y'all think we're from the You Essay," said Saskatchewan Spokesman, Brad Hanson. "So were gonna go change our accent and get our own identity, ya k...
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Funny story:  The BBC Accused Of Preferring Depressed Sounding Scottish Newsreaders

The BBC Accused Of Preferring Depressed Sounding Scottish Newsreaders

Media watchdog, MEW (Media Watchdog) has slammed the BBC by accusing it of favouritism towards depressed sounding Scottish newsreaders, and voiceover artistes on documentary programming. MEW monitors attribute this peculiar practice to the economi...
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Funny story:  As Cheryl Cole Row Escalates Research Reveals That 95% Of Britons Don't Understand American Accents

As Cheryl Cole Row Escalates Research Reveals That 95% Of Britons Don't Understand American Accents

Following the shock news that Geordie love Goddess, Cheryl Cole has been dropped from American X Factor because most of the US viewers find her Geordie accent indecipherable, a trans-Atlantic internet feud has broken out, with Brits saying that quite...
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Funny story:  U.S. 'X-Factor' Executives Ask Cheryl Cole of England To Refrain From Saying "Why Aye," "Yous," "Wat," and "Pet"

U.S. 'X-Factor' Executives Ask Cheryl Cole of England To Refrain From Saying "Why Aye," "Yous," "Wat," and "Pet"

HOLLYWOOD - The American version of Simon Cowell's X-Factor has not even aired yet and there already appears to be some trouble brewing and it deals with the English judge Cheryl Cole. Cole who is the girlfriend of the star of Dancing With The Sta...
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Funny story:  Manc Claims 'It's Not Us With The Speech Impediment -- It's The Scousers.'

Manc Claims 'It's Not Us With The Speech Impediment -- It's The Scousers.'

Mancunian newspaper vendor, Johnny Trousers, of Ardwick Green today categorically denied that Mancunians have a speech impediment, and the real problem in that department lies with Scousers. "We're all right mate, we are, us," Trousers said. "It's...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole Planning Risky Accent Surgery

Cheryl Cole Planning Risky Accent Surgery

It was confirmed today that Cheryl Cole was planning to go ahead with experimental accent surgery. The singer is keen to get rid of her 'Geordie Wag' persona after splitting up with Ashley (I'm not Bisexual) Cole last month. The surgery is planned...
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Funny story:  New Microphone for Gamers can Mimic Regional Accents

New Microphone for Gamers can Mimic Regional Accents

A new microphone for gamers is hitting the market that can change your accent. Now, someone from Ireland can mimic a Californian, and a Californian can sound just like a New Yorker. Yesterday I used it (I'm from Florida) to convince a group of Aust...
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Funny story:  Do YOU Have An Accent? Man With Accent Misunderstood In The Midlands

Do YOU Have An Accent? Man With Accent Misunderstood In The Midlands

Bewilderment ensued today when a man with a distinct Manchester lilt in his voice walked into a pub in Sedgely, West Midlands and ordered a "pint of lager and a coke." "Half a bitter and a what?" the barmaid responded with a deep frown. "A pint...
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Funny story:  Whatever Happened To The Cockneys?

Whatever Happened To The Cockneys?

From: Minister For Culture, UK, Tajib Nwora Where have all the cockneys gone? Why is it that when I walk the streets of my beloved London the only English accents that I ever hear are so unEnglish that it makes my toes curl? We English are not American, we are not Jamaican, we are cockneys. We should all be talking like Dick van Dyke in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, or Barbara Windsor in Ea...
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Funny story:  Lorraine Kelly "Not Really Scottish"

Lorraine Kelly "Not Really Scottish"

The world of entertainment is reeling today following sensational claims that bubbly round-shouldered GMTV presenter Lorraine Kelly (55), is only pretending to be Scottish and was actually born in the US. The shock revelation has come from exuber...
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Funny story:  Unexpected Item in Bagging area

Unexpected Item in Bagging area

The popularity of self serve checkouts has been confirmed in a survey conducted by Tesco's this week. Shoppers welcomed the chance to further avoid interacting with real people yet feel more improvements could be made.
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Funny story:  Compulsory New Law Empowers that all UK Immigrants must be able to Speak Fluent English with a Brummie Accent

Compulsory New Law Empowers that all UK Immigrants must be able to Speak Fluent English with a Brummie Accent

Yesterday Mr Ivor Lingo the British Government Immigration Officer announced that all Immigrants either Legal or Illegal must be able to speak fluent English with a Brummie Accent within six weeks of arrival or be compulsory deported.
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Funny story:  Outbreak Of Tyneside Accents In Washington

Outbreak Of Tyneside Accents In Washington

Today there was a sudden outbreak of English Tyneside accents in the American capital of Washington, D.C. 'Speaking from the White House, ABC News reporter Kent State said: 'Well, viewers, sources at the FBI have confirmed that people have bin bre...
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Funny story:  British Regional Accents Abolished

British Regional Accents Abolished

As from today, the Labour government has made British regional accents illegal. All speaking in silly dialects will be oot the windae, tha knaws, and if ya dinnae like it then it's a Weegie kiss from Glesgae, ya bam.
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Funny story:  Accent Crews Have 'Busiest Night Ever'

Accent Crews Have 'Busiest Night Ever'

Accent and Emergency crews today had their 'busiest night ever' in Somerset, as homes in the worst-hit areas of the southern part of the county had to be evacuated.
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Funny story:  Strange 'German Accent' Affliction Strikes Film Stars

Strange 'German Accent' Affliction Strikes Film Stars

A strange new disease is sweeping through acting circles, causing stars from all over the globe to speak in stereotypical German accents. The mysterious illness, known as Vott Haff Ve Here? Syndrome, was first observed in Hollywood, immediately follo...
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