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Oxford University Academics batter Brexit!

Funny story: Oxford University Academics batter Brexit!

Brit pro-Brexit politicians and their blind sheep voters have been put in their place by Oxford University academics who claim the vote was a complete BOJO balls up! As dopey politicians have no right to be called intellectuals, especially leading...

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College Football Teams Should Go Semi-Pro

Funny story: College Football Teams Should Go Semi-Pro

AP --At Texas A&M, the football coach made close to $4.5 million in 2015, nearly four times what the second highest-earning public university president in the country made. At Penn State, where the president is the highest paid among all public...

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The Impact Factor - Obsolete and Dangerous

Funny story: The Impact Factor - Obsolete and Dangerous

The Impact Factor was conceived in the 1970's by Eugene Garfield, founder of the Institute for Scientific Information, and can be used to compare the 'scientific weight' of different academic journals. Whilst many have argued that the Impact Factor...

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Professor Chomsky utilizes scientific method and "riskless" academia to settle the dust of Building 7

Funny story: Professor Chomsky utilizes scientific method and "riskless" academia to settle the dust of Building 7

Professor Noam Chomsky has recently been embroiled with an angered 9/11 truther movement, which has swarmed about his every word like hornets in a summer squash patch. Mr. Chomsky opined that the Building 7 controversy was essentially a non-starte...

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Grand Spymaster Readying New Lists and Nod to General Bootheel

Funny story: Grand Spymaster Readying New Lists and Nod to General Bootheel

The Guard Dog has identified "the grand spymaster," referred to recently by Rand Paul, as Mr. Cornelius Crapper (no relation to James Clapper, Director of National Intelligence, but located in an office down the hall). Due to a Guard Dog embed in...

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University offers local pay deal

Funny story: University offers local pay deal

Bar staff at a Humberside pub could get extra payments - thanks to the unquenchable thirst of hardworking lecturers and professors at the local university. Since the introduction of all-day drinking, senior academics at Humberside University frequ...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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