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Funny story: Absinthe: a drink with so much kick it'll drill holes in your brain

Absinthe: a drink with so much kick it'll drill holes in your brain

"For the lips of an adulteress drip honey, and smoother than oil is her speech; but in the end she is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword. Her feet go down to death, her steps lay hold of Sheol." -Proverbs 5:4 I'll start this in my usual stupid and inane way - If the Internet had an official bird it would most likely be a turkey vulture. If it had...
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Funny story: Banned Beverage Returns to American Bars

Banned Beverage Returns to American Bars

Absinthe was taken off of the liquor store shelves and out of the bars and saloons of the United States over 100 years ago. Doctors, at the time, said that the drink caused blindness, seizures, and insanity.
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