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Funny story: Recount On Already Controversial Presidential Election Because Of Illegal Zombie Votes.

Recount On Already Controversial Presidential Election Because Of Illegal Zombie Votes.

A recount has been demanded on the already scandalous Bush/Gore 2000 Presidential election by Democrats because it has been discovered that illegal zombies have been allowed to vote. Apparently in their over-exuberance to get people out to vote Re...
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Funny story: Player Turns Into Flesh Eating Zombie After Football Bite

Player Turns Into Flesh Eating Zombie After Football Bite

Another football player has turned into a Flesh Eating Zombie after being bitten during a World Cup match. Zombie consultant George A. Romero said on Breakfast T.V. "You might get one more match out of him if he wears a Hannibal Lecter type mask...
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Funny story: Michael Bay Hired For Controversial 'Fight Of The Dead'

Michael Bay Hired For Controversial 'Fight Of The Dead'

The film world prepares itself for a new low as Michael Bay has been hired to direct a remake of cult classics Shaun Of The Dead and Fight Club, as one film. Critics are already calling this project the biggest misjudgment in Hollywood since Brad...
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Funny story: Zombies, In-laws or Tax Collectors?

Zombies, In-laws or Tax Collectors?

Amazing as it may seem, the idea of 'zombies' and the Christian prophesy of certain people now passed, rising, may well have a combined connection. Harold Weatherbee of Hollywood Christian Crusader Watch Foundation, recently spoke to offer a few...
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Funny story: Poke With Stick Confirms Grandmothers Death

Poke With Stick Confirms Grandmothers Death

Two Florida brothers confirmed today that their Grandmother had died in her sleep after poking her corpse with a stick. Upon waking, the two boys, who were visiting their Grandma, 75 year old May Hogan for spring break, entered her bedroom confuse...
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Funny story: Mexican drug lord escapes death twice; maybe the third time will be the charm

Mexican drug lord escapes death twice; maybe the third time will be the charm

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- Mexican Drug lord Nazario Moreno was killed again on Sunday, when federal forces shot him during a firefight. It was the second time since 2010 that the bandito was killed by authorities. "He is persistent for a dead man," a...
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Funny story: Detroit roofer and mortician's assistant make eerie discovery

Detroit roofer and mortician's assistant make eerie discovery

DETROIT, MI - Her lawn was mowed. Her bills were paid. Her mail was collected every day. But the lady of the house never went out or answered her door. She couldn't: she was dead. In fact, she was mummified. Her remains were found, neatly...
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Funny story: Dead man returns to life, craving blood

Dead man returns to life, craving blood

JACKASS, MS -- Seventy-eight-year-old Walter Williams has cheated the Grim Reaper. Pronounced "dead" five days ago by a doctor whose credentials are "under review" by the Amerikan Medical Association, Williams was on the embalming table, about to be...
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Funny story: North Korea Overrun By Zombies!

North Korea Overrun By Zombies!

South Korea has just announced that they believe something strange is going on in North Korea as their leader Kim has not been seen in 2-3 days and that they have had to protect themselves on the border by North Koreans who drop when shot but get bac...
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Funny story: New York officials investigating 'Walking Dead' Zombie stunt!

New York officials investigating 'Walking Dead' Zombie stunt!

Authorities in New York said a marketing company did not have permission to promote "The Walking Dead" by hiding "zombies" in a subway grate. "Those people need to lighten up a bit. It was just an ad for the new show. Do they think that the peopl...
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Funny story: Michael Sam: Players Don't Care If He's Gay

Michael Sam: Players Don't Care If He's Gay

During the NFL Combine, the annual gathering of rookies to evaluate their NFL potential, general managers asked tight end Nick Kasa whether or not he "likes girls," or has a girlfriend. Linebacker Manti Te'o's sexuality was the "elephant in the room"...
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Funny story: Is It A Zombie? or Practically Nude Man Sleepwalking in Snow!

Is It A Zombie? or Practically Nude Man Sleepwalking in Snow!

What most people saw in the Massachusetts Wellesley College area was a practically naked man either sleepwalking or in a frozen Zombie-like Trance! Whatever it was, the Headmaster immediately called the campus police and the local sheriff, who m...
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Funny story: "Walking Dead" mid season premiere featured zombies

"Walking Dead" mid season premiere featured zombies

Savannah, Georgia- This week the world witnessed the return of AMC's hit show 'The Walking Dead.' According to many sources, zombies were featured in this episode. Bill, a maintenance manager at a local Marriott had this to say about the episode,...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson Go Screaming, Fleeing House

Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson Go Screaming, Fleeing House

Rob Pattinson had just taken Kristen Stewart over the weekend to see a foreign film with subtitles, that was a horror movie. "I had never seen one of those", stated Pattinson, "and didn't expect much but I was very much surprised by the guy who pr...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Imitator Actually A Zombie!

Michael Jackson Imitator Actually A Zombie!

Over 2000 fans who attended the "Michael Jackson Imitator Show" in Las Vegas say that they were not fooled with the make-up and that it was Michael Jackson's Zombie that took the stage, Saturday night. "They can say this is a great imitator but mo...
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Funny story: White Russian Zombies in Singapore Sling Pink Squirrels While Bahama Mama Has Screaming Orgasm After Sex On The Beach During Hurricane Relief Effort

White Russian Zombies in Singapore Sling Pink Squirrels While Bahama Mama Has Screaming Orgasm After Sex On The Beach During Hurricane Relief Effort

SINGAPORE - A bizarre chain of events after Hurricane Vamei resulted in the arrest of two white Russian zombies and one Afro-Bahamian prostitute. Following the devastation of the Singapore Coast by Hurricane Vamei, the President of Russia, Vladami...
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Funny story: The U.S. Government Votes To Designate Zombies As Illegal Aliens

The U.S. Government Votes To Designate Zombies As Illegal Aliens

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The immigration issue has been receiving quite a bit of attention lately. At first the Red State senators felt that all illegal aliens from Mexico, Central America, and South America would be sent back to their respective home t...
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Funny story: Super Bowl Versus History of Zombies

Super Bowl Versus History of Zombies

In this age of too many TV channels, one can easily lose control of the remote and end up on an unexpected network. Opposite the Super Bowl, as usual, was Downton Abbey. Most of us can tell the difference between the deathly Dowager Countess and C...
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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