With the economic downturn in the UK expected to require quantitative easing, which is in effect, printing more money, cash machines, or ATMs, are to be brought in from Zimbabwe to help the British monetary system cope.
"When we print more money,"...
A terrifying and ferocious assault on Robert Mugabe's toilet has led to an army officer being jailed in Zimbabwe. The country's leader is known to be a jealous man and he has never been one to share his loo.
One officer in the Zimbabwe military he...
A toilet for the exclusive us of Zimbabwean dictator Robert Mugable has been used by a police officer, Alois Mabhunu, who was bursting to make use of the nearest loo at a trade fair in Bulawayo.
Mugable's detectives had endeavoured to protect his...
MUTARE, Zimbabwe - Britain's Got Talent is a very popular reality show as is it's sister version across 'The Pond' America's Got Talent.
And there are at least 87 other countries throughout the world who have their own version of the "Got Talent"...
The Brazilian Footy team entered Zimbabwe at their peril today and offered 50.000 Zimbabweans something to laugh at, or not?
Zimbabwe these days is no laughing matter with multi-millionaire scoundrel, dictator and general arse-hole, Robert Mugabe,...
MASVINGO, Zimbabwe - The stars of the Twilight vampire movie series Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are thrilled to announce that their recent vine flu telethon in Zimbabwe was a tremendous success.
The two young white folks helped raise over...
The Lemba, a long lost Jewish tribe has been discovered living in a remote part of Zimbabwe untouched by Robert Mugabe's lynch mobs and are still practising circumsion in the old - fashioned way, with a blunt knife, OUCH!
This long lost tribe have...
Robert Mugabe the Dictator of Zimbabwe talks bullshit and talks non stop for hours some might say he is to gabby.
Mugabe tries to convince the World that Zimbabwe is a democracy but like most countries that call themselves democracies it is not.
KAMATIVI, Zimbabwe - It is now official The Swine Flu, aka The N1H1 Flu, alias The Fufu Flu, also referred to as The Cuckoo's Nest Flu One has now been found in the south African country of Zimbabwe.
Dr. Foombuffa Gamashonra director of The Zimbab...
World Press - Zimbabwe officially has more millionaires than any other country in the world. In fact, over 90% of the population is a millionaire. And 35 people out of the Forbes Top 100 Billionaires List are Zimbabweans.
Zowie Zulu, a residen...
The former bread basket of Africa turned basket case rejoiced at the news that the anus belonging to Zanu PF's spectacularly corrupt and inept leader, Robert Mugabe fled the across the border to South Africa seeking political anusylum.
"The guy...
A leading car insurance company today appointed Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe as its chief executive.
'Oh yes', the African said, 'I will make them into the best car insurance company in history with my new policies, so out goes 3rd-party and...
Mrs Tsvangirai, the wife of the Zimbabwean Prime Minister, has died in an "accidental" car crash between her vehicle and ten tractors.
The tractors were all driving at an "aggressive pace", according to witnesses. All ten of them struck the vehicl...
Ponzi scheme master Bernard Madoff and his attorney have reached an agreement with the Federal District Court in Detroit today that deports the financial genius to Zimbabwe, Africa. Prosecutors and Madoff's attorney negotiated the plea agreement at a...
Zimbabwe, the funny little African country where inflation triples every five minutes, has abandoned its currency, and will, from tomorrow - or maybe even tonight - trade in buttons.
President of Zimbabwe, the Dr Robert Mugabe, announced the chang...
Government officials in Zimbabwe declared victory today over runaway inflation, stating it was finally defeated. To bolster the public's confidence in the nation's currency, Zimbabwe Mint officials issued a 100 trillion dollar coin as evidence demons...
Trials have been speeded up in Zimbabwe. Grace Mugabe, the wife of dictator Robert Mugabe, has been appointed the new top expert in "evidence" collection by her husband.
This follows the delayed appearance in court of over 40 opposition MDC suppo...
NEW YORK CITY, New York - President Barack Obama met with television talk show host Barbara Walters and he offered her the position of United States ambassador to the African country of Zimbabwe.
Ms. Walters who is 79, graciously accepted Presiden...