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Matthew's Suicide Note

Funny story: Matthew's Suicide Note

Scotland Yard Police are trying to trace the origins of a suicide note. Police were summoned to Blackfriars Bridge last night when a man out walking his dog spotted a pair of boots mid-way across the bridge on the pavement beside a briefcase full of...

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Paul McCartney Admits John Wrote Most of Their Songs

Funny story: Paul McCartney Admits John Wrote Most of Their Songs

Famous Beatle Paul McCartney says it's a relief to get it off his shoulders but that he has admitted that Lennon-McCartney on the records were mostly Lennon and a lot less McCartney. Paul spoke with just a few writers, one from the Rolling Stone w...

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Gifted Student Can't Enter Gymnastics Because of Big Bulge in Front

Funny story: Gifted Student Can't Enter Gymnastics Because of Big Bulge in Front

Stuart Hawkins of Boonesborrough, Kentucky is a very talented 14-year old that is one of the country's greatest gymnast as a high school student but refuses to compete. Whenever anyone asks why, he just says that it's personal. However, our rep...

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Life Without Youth

When health or wealth is threatened, we get fearful just like a fish in a tank after hearing a sudden knock on the container. This reaction is called fear. Fear, in most living things, is said to be basic or innate. A sudden change of environment such as light, sound etc causes fear in us. Additionally, we have a tendency to be afraid of the unknown. Naturally, the econ-political changes of the pr...

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Crackdown on Laser Pointers in Ocean City

Ocean City - Green-colored laser pointers have become recently popular, especially among youth. Reports state that vendor's on Ocean City's boardwalk have sold over 30,000 of the items over the summer. They have increasingly become a public nuisanc...

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Botox Causes Premature Death of Poker-Faced Women

Funny story: Botox Causes Premature Death of Poker-Faced Women

Botox has been used for decades to reduce the signs of aging but only recently have neurophysiologists discovered that the health risks include a 100% chance of dying prematurely with a "poker face." The botulinum toxin A is the most powerful neurot...

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Botox Causes Premature Death of Poker-Faced Women

Botox has been used for decades to reduce the signs of aging but only recently have neurophysiologists discovered that the health risks include a 100% chance of dying prematurely with a "poker face." The botulinum toxin A is the most powerful neurot...

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Australian City Leads The Way In Fighting Antisocial Behaviour

Funny story: Australian City Leads The Way In Fighting Antisocial Behaviour

Brisbane City Council has made a groundbreaking move in the battle to dispel antisocial behaviour from the city centre's major precincts. The city has, for years, watched as groups of poorly educated and unemployed youths have gathered in the city...

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24 Year Old Excited to Age Gracefully

Funny story: 24 Year Old Excited to Age Gracefully

Scranton, PA resident Kimberly Ellison plans to age gracefully. "I've decided I'm not going to wear makeup or anything when I get older," said Ellison, who turned 24 last month and who once had to google the unfamiliar term, 'crows-feet'. "I ju...

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Young People Lead Fight against the Drought

Funny story: Young People Lead Fight against the Drought

As the parched land threatens to engulf Britain into a drought to beat all drought, the Government has received help from the Young People of Britain. Their leader Joe Smelly (16) has pledged not to wash until the crisis is over. Young people in d...

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More young people aspiring to be idiots

Teens nowadays are looking more and more toward idiocy as a viable career choice. "It's like those reality shows" stated one teen who only referred to himself as "The Retention." "You can't be smart and be on those, yet look at the money those pe...

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Concerns Over Cameron's Riots Master Plan Remedy!

Funny story: Concerns Over Cameron's Riots Master Plan Remedy!

Relative calm was restored to the streets and dark alleys of London last night following the Reichstag-like fires across the Nation's capital just twenty-four hours earlier. Prime Minister David Cameron's made a cunning ploy to forewarn Monday ni...

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Hoodies to be made compulsory for teenagers

In a bold move, the Conservative Liberal alliance has moved to make the wearing of so-called Hoodies compulsory for anybody under the age of seventeen. The fashion accessory has become de rigueur among boys, and, increasingly, girls. It is often a...

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Egypt Style Rally Grows In Spain

Funny story: Egypt Style Rally Grows In Spain

Over 2,000 Spanish youths staged an overnight protest in Madrid against high unemployment. A number of political commentators have compared the nature of the protest to that of the pro-democracy rallies that galvanised Egypt. Certainly, many o...

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Nation in Shock as Teenager Helps

BIRMINGHAM - A teenager - those evil youths - was found to be helping within his community today. Rob Smith, 15, who is a teenager, and therefore a baby-eating monster - was helping an old lady across the road. "He came up to me," recalled Dais...

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Joanna Lumley Calls In Ghurkas To Improve Youth

Funny story: Joanna Lumley Calls In Ghurkas To Improve Youth

TV star and Ghurka champion, Joanna Lumley, is to call in her mates in the Nepalese brigade to improve the nation's youth. Having battled for the rights of former Ghurkas to settle in the UK, the actress has turned her guns on the current youth ge...

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Isle of Wight News - Spoof Writers invited to talk to teens about future employment opportunities

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Spoof Writers invited to talk to teens about future employment opportunities

Newby mayor, Arthur Askme (yes he is STILL in office - he's barricaded himself into his office after hearing news that the villagers want to replace him), Isle of Wight, has invited three of the most devoted Spoof writers to speak to the youth of the...

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Old Boomer Hit Parade: Bye Bye Youth

Funny story: Old Boomer Hit Parade: Bye Bye Youth

Bye Bye Youth (Sung to Bye Bye Love) Yet another oldie to tap your toes to, whether you're rockin' to the oldies in your favorite rockin' chair or buzzin' past the nurses in your brand spankin' new mobility scooter. Who better to parody than the Everly Brothers, who are still alive to sing along to this one. Bye bye youth, Bye bye agility, Hello senility, I think I'm a gonna cry-y. By...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

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