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Tiny Yorkshire Terrier arrested in Kingston, UK, after attacking fully grown delivery man!

Funny story: Tiny Yorkshire Terrier arrested in Kingston, UK, after attacking fully grown delivery man!

A tiny Yorkshire Terrier proved to the world that his "bark was genuinely as big as his bite!" A full grown, adult delivery man, not the postman, they belong to a different generation, attempted to enter the tiny terriers territory in downtown Kin...

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William Tell shoots duck in the head in Barnsley, Yorkshire!

Funny story: William Tell shoots duck in the head in Barnsley, Yorkshire!

Not only is Robin Hood still alive in the Sherwood Forest, Nottingham, thanks to many Hollywood actors prancing around in skinny green tights and showing their love and affection for Maid Marian including Russel "Stone the Crowe not Ducks" and James...

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Yorkshire Ripper Museum Opens

Funny story: Yorkshire Ripper Museum Opens

Despite the fact that he is not yet dead, and many families are still left dealing with his dreadful legacy of terror, a museum of artifacts belonging to the notorious Yorkshire Ripper, Peter Sutcliffe, has been opened. Sutcliffe, who was driving...

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Yorkshire Ripper's compensation could run to millions

Funny story: Yorkshire Ripper's compensation could run to millions

HMP Broadmoor - (Human Frights): Twenty years of voting deprivation could see Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe walk away with a multi-million pound compensation handout. A cruel breach of the mass murderer's human frights has seen him - and thous...

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Ripper To Spend Rest Of His Life Behind Bars

Yorkshire Ripper, Peter Suffercliff, has been delivered the devastating news that he will spend the rest of his life behind bars.   The victim's families were gathered at the Old Bailey to hear the verdict, many punching the air in celebration, aft...

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Yorkshire Ripper is not allowed out because he's not yet dead!

Funny story: Yorkshire Ripper is not allowed out because he's not yet dead!

The Yorkshire Ripper who topped 13 young females many years ago has had his plea for early release rejected, PHEW! Yorkshire can sleep in peace and as for the Ripper his plea was nonsense anyway. He was sentenced to 13 x life which equals rough...

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The Crossbow Cannibal Finds a Cross-Eyed Friend

Funny story: The Crossbow Cannibal Finds a Cross-Eyed Friend

Once a failure, always a failure. Such is life, it seems, for perennial loser The Crossbow Cannibal. He seems to be a bit shit at killing himself, despite proving to be adept at it when it comes to ordinary people - especially prostitutes. Afte...

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Bradford mineral water company 'faces ruin' amid Stephen Griffiths furor

Funny story: Bradford mineral water company 'faces ruin' amid Stephen Griffiths furor

Bradford, Yorks - (Slashers): A bottled water business faces liquidation amid reports extraction from local springs is tainted. Seepage from the now notorious River Aire has resulted in unexpected 'organic ingredients' surfacing at the company's p...

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Stephen Griffiths arrest: Yorkshire Ripper slams 'amateurish' Bradford murder suspect

Funny story: Stephen Griffiths arrest: Yorkshire Ripper slams 'amateurish' Bradford murder suspect

HMP Broadmoor - (Slashers): The Yorkshire Ripper today poured scorn on the 'Bradford Ripper' moniker following the arrest of suspected serial killer Stephen Griffiths. Peter Sutcliffe is said to be livid at the dilution of the 'Ripper' brand which...

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Chuy Adds Weight To Ripper Freedom Campaign

Funny story: Chuy Adds Weight To Ripper Freedom Campaign

Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe was reportedly 'delighted' to hear that the elusive 'Chuy' and his 'Bobby Dazzlers' fan club were wholly supportive of the serial killer's latest bid for freedom. Sutcliffe, who murdered at least 13 women in the No...

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Tony the Westminster Ripper Begins Bid for Parole

Funny story: Tony the Westminster Ripper Begins Bid for Parole

Tony Blair, the infamous Westminster Ripper, is to begin his bid for parole. Blair was sentenced to life in prison for his murderous attacks on the truth and he has already served one term in the political wilderness (the after dinner circuit). Campa...

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First Ronnie Biggs, then the Lockerbie bomber; will the Yorkshire Ripper be next?

Funny story: First Ronnie Biggs, then the Lockerbie bomber; will the Yorkshire Ripper be next?

HMP Belmarsh - (Jim'll Fix It Mess): A hale and chipper Ronnie Biggs was still partially comatose today after knocking back yet more gallons of prescription Stolly-Bollies*. A five day bender celebrating of his 80th birthday get-out-of-jail card/t...

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Cliff Maxford To Represent Yorkshire Ripper?

Funny story: Cliff Maxford To Represent Yorkshire Ripper?

Central London, an office overlooking a Starbuck's. Probably - This spoof reporter today met up with an insider from Cliff Maxford's PR empire who informed us that, Yorkshire Ripper Peter Scroteliffe had made 'certain undisclosed propositions' to the...

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Yorkshire Ripper livid at son's royal wedding snub

Funny story: Yorkshire Ripper livid at son's royal wedding snub

HMP Broadmoor - (Psychotic Mess): The Yorkshire Ripper wants an immediate judicial review of a cynical breach of his human rights that prevent him seeing his son by Camilla wed this weekend at Windsor Castle.

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Camilla, Madonna and Yorkshire Ripper have common ancestor

Funny story: Camilla, Madonna and Yorkshire Ripper have common ancestor

London - (Wrinkly Ass Mess): Official: absolutely no blue blood here. That is the conclusion of an ancestry tracing company that has found Camilla, Madonna-Kebab, the Yorkshire Ripper, Celine Dion, Posh Spice and JK Rowling are all related to a comm...

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Yorkshire Ripper slams 'amateurish' serial killers jailed this week

Funny story: Yorkshire Ripper slams 'amateurish' serial killers jailed this week

HMP Broadmoor - (Psychotic Mess): The Yorkshire Ripper has told jail mates that this week's convicted UK serial killers are amateurish novices by comparison to the benchmark standards he laid down as the country's most evil slayer.

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Kate Middleton's royal DNA link to the Yorkshire Ripper

Funny story: Kate Middleton's royal DNA link to the Yorkshire Ripper

Clarence House - (Fetid Mess): Desperate HRH wannabe Kate Middleton has forked out a fortune to prove she's got blue blood somewhere along the line.

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