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Funny story: Yorkshire Ripper Museum Opens

Yorkshire Ripper Museum Opens

Despite the fact that he is not yet dead, and many families are still left dealing with his dreadful legacy of terror, a museum of artifacts belonging to the notorious Yorkshire Ripper, Peter Sutcliffe, has been opened. Sutcliffe, who was driving...
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Funny story: Yorkshire Ripper's compensation could run to millions

Yorkshire Ripper's compensation could run to millions

HMP Broadmoor - (Human Frights): Twenty years of voting deprivation could see Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe walk away with a multi-million pound compensation handout. A cruel breach of the mass murderer's human frights has seen him - and thous...
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Funny story: Ripper To Spend Rest Of His Life Behind Bars

Ripper To Spend Rest Of His Life Behind Bars

Yorkshire Ripper, Peter Suffercliff, has been delivered the devastating news that he will spend the rest of his life behind bars.   The victim's families were gathered at the Old Bailey to hear the verdict, many punching the air in celebration, aft...
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Funny story: Yorkshire Ripper is not allowed out because he's not yet dead!

Yorkshire Ripper is not allowed out because he's not yet dead!

The Yorkshire Ripper who topped 13 young females many years ago has had his plea for early release rejected, PHEW! Yorkshire can sleep in peace and as for the Ripper his plea was nonsense anyway. He was sentenced to 13 x life which equals rough...
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Funny story: The Crossbow Cannibal Finds a Cross-Eyed Friend

The Crossbow Cannibal Finds a Cross-Eyed Friend

Once a failure, always a failure. Such is life, it seems, for perennial loser The Crossbow Cannibal. He seems to be a bit shit at killing himself, despite proving to be adept at it when it comes to ordinary people - especially prostitutes. Afte...
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Funny story: Bradford mineral water company 'faces ruin' amid Stephen Griffiths furor

Bradford mineral water company 'faces ruin' amid Stephen Griffiths furor

Bradford, Yorks - (Slashers): A bottled water business faces liquidation amid reports extraction from local springs is tainted. Seepage from the now notorious River Aire has resulted in unexpected 'organic ingredients' surfacing at the company's p...
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Funny story: Stephen Griffiths arrest: Yorkshire Ripper slams 'amateurish' Bradford murder suspect

Stephen Griffiths arrest: Yorkshire Ripper slams 'amateurish' Bradford murder suspect

HMP Broadmoor - (Slashers): The Yorkshire Ripper today poured scorn on the 'Bradford Ripper' moniker following the arrest of suspected serial killer Stephen Griffiths. Peter Sutcliffe is said to be livid at the dilution of the 'Ripper' brand which...
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Funny story: Chuy Adds Weight To Ripper Freedom Campaign

Chuy Adds Weight To Ripper Freedom Campaign

Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe was reportedly 'delighted' to hear that the elusive 'Chuy' and his 'Bobby Dazzlers' fan club were wholly supportive of the serial killer's latest bid for freedom. Sutcliffe, who murdered at least 13 women in the No...
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Funny story: Tony the Westminster Ripper Begins Bid for Parole

Tony the Westminster Ripper Begins Bid for Parole

Tony Blair, the infamous Westminster Ripper, is to begin his bid for parole. Blair was sentenced to life in prison for his murderous attacks on the truth and he has already served one term in the political wilderness (the after dinner circuit). Campa...
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Funny story: First Ronnie Biggs, then the Lockerbie bomber; will the Yorkshire Ripper be next?

First Ronnie Biggs, then the Lockerbie bomber; will the Yorkshire Ripper be next?

HMP Belmarsh - (Jim'll Fix It Mess): A hale and chipper Ronnie Biggs was still partially comatose today after knocking back yet more gallons of prescription Stolly-Bollies*. A five day bender celebrating of his 80th birthday get-out-of-jail card/t...
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Funny story: Cliff Maxford To Represent Yorkshire Ripper?

Cliff Maxford To Represent Yorkshire Ripper?

Central London, an office overlooking a Starbuck's. Probably - This spoof reporter today met up with an insider from Cliff Maxford's PR empire who informed us that, Yorkshire Ripper Peter Scroteliffe had made 'certain undisclosed propositions' to the...
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Funny story: Yorkshire Ripper livid at son's royal wedding snub

Yorkshire Ripper livid at son's royal wedding snub

HMP Broadmoor - (Psychotic Mess): The Yorkshire Ripper wants an immediate judicial review of a cynical breach of his human rights that prevent him seeing his son by Camilla wed this weekend at Windsor Castle.
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Funny story: Camilla, Madonna and Yorkshire Ripper have common ancestor

Camilla, Madonna and Yorkshire Ripper have common ancestor

London - (Wrinkly Ass Mess): Official: absolutely no blue blood here. That is the conclusion of an ancestry tracing company that has found Camilla, Madonna-Kebab, the Yorkshire Ripper, Celine Dion, Posh Spice and JK Rowling are all related to a comm...
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Funny story: Yorkshire Ripper slams 'amateurish' serial killers jailed this week

Yorkshire Ripper slams 'amateurish' serial killers jailed this week

HMP Broadmoor - (Psychotic Mess): The Yorkshire Ripper has told jail mates that this week's convicted UK serial killers are amateurish novices by comparison to the benchmark standards he laid down as the country's most evil slayer.
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Funny story: Kate Middleton's royal DNA link to the Yorkshire Ripper

Kate Middleton's royal DNA link to the Yorkshire Ripper

Clarence House - (Fetid Mess): Desperate HRH wannabe Kate Middleton has forked out a fortune to prove she's got blue blood somewhere along the line.
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