The untimely murder of the Elf King has the Hobbit nation in an uproar and they have vowed to avenge the murder.
"Three teenaged boys carried out the murder," said a spokesman for the Hobbit Nation. "They kill him out of sport which make no sen...
The life-size cutouts of a uniformed officer, which cost £25 each, will be deployed across Yorkshire Police's patch to make up for the staff currently working on the Jimmy Savile investigation.
"So far," Det. Chief Superintendent Bill 'Skid' Marks...
With decentralization many people from London are finding themselves in strange primitive parts. One of the most frightening is Yorkshire.
Yorkshire folk are very tribal and don't take to strangers. They especially dislike people from Lancashire and Wales. Although they can tolerate people from London they are not always friendly.
Yorkshire folk speak in the Genitive tense all of the time.
George Entwhistle the newly appointed Director General of the BBC has released plans today to reboot classic sit-com 'Last of the Summer Wine.' He said at a press conference today: "The public love the new 'Dr Who' well old Who fans don't but who giv...
England and Manchester City midfielder James Milner, 26, says his Yorkshire grit fuels his determination to succeed.
(Daily Mail)
Yorkshire grit, tea-bags and yorkshire puddings.
Ukraine coach Oleg Blokhin has banned his players from watching videos of World Cup qualifier opponents England's 5-0 win over Moldova - in case they are intimidated.
(Daily Mirror)
If they go on the pitch thinking...
While the bars stayed open late in Jamaica, after the 200m success of Usian Bolt and his team-mates last night, the fish and chip shops of Manningham was where the greatest celebration took place.
It has been revealed that Bolt is yet another succ...
It's just been announced that Harry Styles out of One Direction (Or 1D as they're known to their fans) is to work on Ken Mither's van, serving pies, chips, mushy peas and real gravy to the general public at the London Olympics.
Styles, who was onc...
West Yorkshire real gravy campaigner, and pie and pastie VAT rebel, Ken Mither, today renounced Prime Sinister David Cameron, claiming that the PM's claims of eating a Cornish pastie at Leeds railway station was "a load of utter bollocks."
Mr Mith...
Well known chips and gravy campaigner, Ken Mither, of Cleckhuddersfax, West Yorkshire today announced that he would be backing legal moves by bakery giant, Greggs to oppose the imposition of VAT on pies, pasties, and sausage rolls.
Further, Mr Mit...
Grumpy Yorkshire 'Chips N Gravy' campaigner, Ken Mither, 69, of Cleckhuddersfax has announced plans to airdrop emergency supplies of chips and 'proper' gravy to beseiged Syrian rebel fighters in the city of Homs.
Announcing his plan in a press con...
A nun was sectioned today by the Cleckhuddersfax area mental health team, following a complaint from prominent Chips n Gravy champion, Ken Mither.
Mither, 26 (Or so he claims) complained to Cleckhuddersfax Borough Council that he was being stalked...
Taciturn Yorkshireman, Ken Mither, of Cleckhuddersfax was recovering quietly at home today after being menaced by a rampaging flock of psychopathic sheep at the Scrag End bus stop in the West End of the town.
The incident happened shortly before l...
Yorkshireman, Ken Mither, of Cleckhuddersfax was left livid Sunday afternoon, following an unfortunate oversight on the part of bolshy wife, Jessie, which resulted in his Sunday roast duck gravy being cremated beyond all recognition, as a result of a...
Yorkshireman, Ken Mither, of Cleckhuddersfax today made a public apology for intimating that fast food chain, KFC, failed in its duty of customer service by neglecting to provide gravy with their chips.
Mither, 64, had previously stated that he ha...
Yorkshireman, Ken Mither, 64, of Cleckhuddersfax, today stunned work colleagues by flatly refusing to join them in a lunchbreak KFC takeaway. It seems it's traditional for the team, that when they're working the late shift (2-10pm) of a Friday, one o...
A student's night in Sheffield has got itself into hot water by having a poster advertising a student night being "too sexual".
The poster (which was unavailable for comment at the time) had a girl in hot pants and a speech bubble adorning it. Th...
Barnsley: Internationally renowned philosopher Archibald Cudworth is to publish his latest work Treatise On Yorkshire Self-Centrism As Lately Witnessed In God's Own County. "Aye, it's a reet long read," said the great thinker. "But in t'nutshell it boils dahn to 'see all, 'ear all, say nowt; eat all, sup all, pay nowt; an' if tha can get owt fer nowt, get it for thisen."
Bradford: Local boffin...
One Day, the new film set in England starring actress Anne Hathaway has led to open criticism from British actresses sidelined for the role, angry over her Rastafarian accent, when her character is supposed to be from the Yorkshire region of Northern...