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Yorkshire farmer decides to breed seals instead of sheep claiming he's not a 'sheepshagger!'

Funny story: Yorkshire farmer decides to breed seals instead of sheep claiming he's not a 'sheepshagger!'

Ramblers strolling the rolling hills of the Yorkshire Dales expecting to experience the legacies of the Bronte Sisters, Heathcliffe, James Herriot, and the Yorkshire Ripper,(Yes there are tourists who love a bit of bloody Yorkshire horror too with th...

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Yorkshire village declares independence

"What a terrific week", said Fred Clout, Mayor of the hamlet of Millington in the East Riding of Yorkshire, England. "We may be leaving the EU, but they're still a great source of inspiration over there." Following Catalonia's move to break awa...

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Yorkshire Psalms: Psalm 23

'Em Lord is us shepherd; us shall not lack. 'E shall make us to be lyin' down in all 'em pastures green, aye lad; 'e is leadin' at me beside all 'em still waters, oo eck! 'E has been revivin' at us Northern Souls; 'im guides me in all them paths of rahteousness for 'is name's sake 'n' that. Aye, though I shall be walkin' through 'em valley of that shadow of death, as it were; I shall not...

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Emmerdale Versus ISIS: Only One Singer can Save Syria

The last remnants of the allegedly "modern" and "progressive" faction of the Conspicuously Downtrodden Freedom Fighters in Syria™ have come up with a novel plan to prevent their allies in al-Qaeda and other far-left collectivist organisations f...

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Theres no business like dough business!

Funny story: Theres no business like dough business!

Hollywood is all agog today with the news that Sly Stallone is considering making Expendables 8 in little 'ole Eng-er-land, or to be more precise, West Yorkshireland. Ironically, the unusual location came about due to Sly being offered a heap of b...

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Famous Barnsley Ladies' Finishing School To Close

Funny story: Famous Barnsley Ladies' Finishing School To Close

Looking nothing like a finishing school, La Wombwella ladies' finishing institute was supposed to resemble the kind of back to back house common young ladies would one day inhabit, with stone steps, a microwave and a scruffy kitchen. But now due to...

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Nick Clegg mobbed by screaming girls at Liberal Democrats conference

Funny story: Nick Clegg mobbed by screaming girls at Liberal Democrats conference

Liberal democrat-fever has hit sky-high records in the town of York this past weekend where the spring Liberal Democrat conference is taking place. The party arrived by coach where screaming and adoring fans were waiting holding banners and begging f...

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Wales has no Welsh men left! Yorkshiremen trained to be Welsh to replace escapees

Funny story: Wales has no Welsh men left! Yorkshiremen trained to be Welsh to replace escapees

So many Welsh people have left Wales to escape the rain, long place names and speed cameras that the Welsh government is having to train conscripts from Yorkshire and China. Thousands of depressing green anoraks have been imported from India and mis...

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"What we did" guide to a week in Filey

Sunday: Arrived at "Force ten increasing force 11" hotel in time to start reading all the 100 "do not" notices everywhere we looked. No dinner because we had not filled in the dinner form, but "you needn't think you're getting away with not paying for it." Went hungry to bed. Monday: Breakfast of black pudding and runny egg with optional gristly sausage, Lidl chicory coffee and economy range...

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Scotland to be as crap at athletics as it is at football by 2016 Olympics, say Yes campaign

Funny story: Scotland to be as crap at athletics as it is at football by 2016 Olympics, say Yes campaign

An independent Scotland must be given the chance to fly away from Brazil in 2016 with their heads held high, which is easy to do if your head is not weighed down with a heavy gold medal round your neck, said a man on Twitter yesterday. "Scotland m...

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Hobbits Vow to Avenge the Murder of the Elf King

The untimely murder of the Elf King has the Hobbit nation in an uproar and they have vowed to avenge the murder. "Three teenaged boys carried out the murder," said a spokesman for the Hobbit Nation. "They kill him out of sport which make no sen...

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Cardboard cops replace Yorkshire's force

Funny story: Cardboard cops replace Yorkshire's force

The life-size cutouts of a uniformed officer, which cost £25 each, will be deployed across Yorkshire Police's patch to make up for the staff currently working on the Jimmy Savile investigation. "So far," Det. Chief Superintendent Bill 'Skid' Marks...

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A Londoner's guide to Yorkshire

Funny story: A Londoner's guide to Yorkshire

With decentralization many people from London are finding themselves in strange primitive parts. One of the most frightening is Yorkshire. Yorkshire folk are very tribal and don't take to strangers. They especially dislike people from Lancashire and Wales. Although they can tolerate people from London they are not always friendly. Yorkshire folk speak in the Genitive tense all of the time.

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New BBC Director General to reboot 'Last of the Summer Wine'

Funny story: New BBC Director General to reboot 'Last of the Summer Wine'

George Entwhistle the newly appointed Director General of the BBC has released plans today to reboot classic sit-com 'Last of the Summer Wine.' He said at a press conference today: "The public love the new 'Dr Who' well old Who fans don't but who giv...

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Football Gossip & comments 10th September 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 10th September 2012

England and Manchester City midfielder James Milner, 26, says his Yorkshire grit fuels his determination to succeed. (Daily Mail) Yorkshire grit, tea-bags and yorkshire puddings. Ukraine coach Oleg Blokhin has banned his players from watching videos of World Cup qualifier opponents England's 5-0 win over Moldova - in case they are intimidated. (Daily Mirror) If they go on the pitch thinking...

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Bolt puts success down to 'all those mushy peas' during Bradford childhood

Funny story: Bolt puts success down to 'all those mushy peas' during Bradford childhood

While the bars stayed open late in Jamaica, after the 200m success of Usian Bolt and his team-mates last night, the fish and chip shops of Manningham was where the greatest celebration took place. It has been revealed that Bolt is yet another succ...

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Harry Styles To Work On Ken Mither's Chips N Gravy Van At London Olympics

Funny story: Harry Styles To Work On Ken Mither's Chips N Gravy Van At London Olympics

It's just been announced that Harry Styles out of One Direction (Or 1D as they're known to their fans) is to work on Ken Mither's van, serving pies, chips, mushy peas and real gravy to the general public at the London Olympics. Styles, who was onc...

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"Cameron's A Lying Bastard" - Asserts Yorkshireman

Funny story: "Cameron's A Lying Bastard" - Asserts Yorkshireman

West Yorkshire real gravy campaigner, and pie and pastie VAT rebel, Ken Mither, today renounced Prime Sinister David Cameron, claiming that the PM's claims of eating a Cornish pastie at Leeds railway station was "a load of utter bollocks." Mr Mith...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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