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The Lord will smite the filthy Finkelsteins for pulling off yet another Yom Kippur stunt

Funny story: The Lord will smite the filthy Finkelsteins for pulling off yet another Yom Kippur stunt

New York - Meatpacking District residents Joyce and Herb Finklestein will be atoning and repenting on completely empty stomachs at their local synagogue all day Saturday because it's Yom Kippur 5775. A well rehearsed display of heartfelt piety - j...

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Kabbalists predict tough Friday the 13th followed by seismic Yom Kippur

Funny story: Kabbalists predict tough Friday the 13th followed by seismic Yom Kippur

New York - Rabbis at New York's Kabbalah Institute for Diaspora Stuff are wrestling with the thorny issue of karma ahead of Yom Kippur, the year's most sombre feast day. Day of Atonement rituals set to begin around sunset tomorrow are causing ang...

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UFO contrails trace Yom Kippur eruv

Funny story: UFO contrails trace Yom Kippur eruv

Jerusalem - A new directive from the Supreme Alien Council has seen the demarcation of large parts of Planet Earth with an Atonement Day eruv. The quasi-religious mechanism traditionally transforms an enclosed shared living area into a communal on...

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Draconian karma alert as Comet Giacobini-Zimmer-Frame meteor shower set for Yom Kippur

Funny story: Draconian karma alert as Comet Giacobini-Zimmer-Frame meteor shower set for Yom Kippur

Tel Aviv - Will Jerusalem really be destroyed by a massive comet-induced earthquake on the Jewish Day of Atonement next week? A 108 year-old scare story from The Protocol of the Elders of Zion is causing widespread paranoia ahead of Yom Kippur nex...

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Yom Kippur omen as giant Turin Shroud-shaped cloud hovers over Hyde Park

Funny story: Yom Kippur omen as giant Turin Shroud-shaped cloud hovers over Hyde Park

London - (Benny & The Jets News): An Eve Of Atonement Cumulo-Nimby formation has been spotted sizing up the Pope's rostrum in Hyde Park. Located close to Tyburn the vigil arena is slap bang in the middle of London's famous gallows site where c...

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Mossad seals Buckingham Palace for Yom Kippur

Funny story: Mossad seals Buckingham Palace for Yom Kippur

London - (Pillars of Salt): Israeli security service Mossad is closing down Buckingham Palace from Saturday on the eve of Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement. The countdown to the holiest day of the Jewish year starts at sunset on Sunday and lasts un...

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