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Funny story:  Taylor Swift: I Am No Yoko Ono!

Taylor Swift: I Am No Yoko Ono!

NEW ORLEANS - Taylor Swift took a quick trip down to the city known as The Big Easy to pick up some of her favorite food, Chicken Gumbo A La Creole. Taylor has said that she has eaten Chicken Gumbo A La Creole in Milwaukee, Montpelier, and Minneap...
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Funny story:  Ten More Little Known Facts About John Lennon of The Beatles

Ten More Little Known Facts About John Lennon of The Beatles

December 8, 2011, marks the 31st anniversary of the passing of John Lennon who was part of the Beatles considered by many to be the greatest rock and roll band of all time. Hundreds of articles have been written about John over the past years including some which talked about the performers who influenced him, his early childhood growing up in Liverpool, and his uncanny ability to write a compl...
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Funny story:  John Lennon Reincarnated As Parrot

John Lennon Reincarnated As Parrot

Liverpool, England-- A 29-year old talking parrot could be the reincarnation of John Lennon. The green and yellow Amazon parrot was hatched from an egg just a few days after Lennon was slain in 1980. The talkative bird was raised listening to music...
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Funny story:  John Lennon's 70th Birthday By Yokel OhNo!

John Lennon's 70th Birthday By Yokel OhNo!

If John Lennon had lived to be 70, Yoko Ono thinks he would have been more relaxed about the milestone than he was about his 40th birthday, according to a report carried by the 'Daily Blabbermouth'. OhNo recalls the ex-Beatle fretting about reachi...
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Funny story:  Yoko Ono returns to Liverpool and promises not to sing!

Yoko Ono returns to Liverpool and promises not to sing!

Yoko Ono returned to Liverpool, John's birthplace, to celebrate what would have been his 70th bithday, but was begged by the Mayor not to give a rendition of any classic Beatles songs in public, she promised not to! Yoko did actually attempt on s...
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Funny story:  John Lennon's shopping list sold at auction

John Lennon's shopping list sold at auction

A shopping list written by John Lennon has been sold at auction for £1.6m. The A5 piece of paper was discovered in Lennon's pocket after he was gunned down in 1980. It has been reported that the list is still blood stained to this day, after Lenn...
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Funny story:  Yoko Ono And Susan Boyle Sing  'Who Let The Dogs Out'

Yoko Ono And Susan Boyle Sing 'Who Let The Dogs Out'

New York, NY - The entertainment world is in shock tonight, after the release of a new duet earlier today. Entertainment insiders are calling it 'the worst song ever recorded in human history.' The song is called 'Who Let The Dogs Out??' and it is...
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Funny story:  Yoko Ono Finally Admits She Broke Up the Beatles

Yoko Ono Finally Admits She Broke Up the Beatles

Rumor has it that Yoko Ono has finally admitted that yes, she may have helped break up the Fab Four. "I was young, jealous, and Asian-you do the math," she supposedly has told a confidential source. The source went on to say Ono admitted she...
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Funny story:  Yoko Ono The Cause Of Paul McCartney/Heather Mills Split!

Yoko Ono The Cause Of Paul McCartney/Heather Mills Split!

Today, in two separate accounts, both Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills blamed Yoko Ono for the split up of their marriage. "Yoko was always calling and telling Paul that I was out with Brad Pitt or some hunk we both knew from my past working w...
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Funny story:  Yoko Ono Performs in Brooklyn, Screeching Cats Join Finale

Yoko Ono Performs in Brooklyn, Screeching Cats Join Finale

Helping to launch a charity concert event at the Brooklyn Academy of Music, the Plastic Ono Band performed a single set of their not-so-greatest hits to open the show, while an open stage door apparently allowed every alley cat in a 3 block radius to...
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Funny story:  No No Ono Picks Nose for Collabo

No No Ono Picks Nose for Collabo

LOS ANGELES, CA, USA Michael Jackson's prosthetic nose, missing since the autopsy following his death on June 25, has finally been located. Yoko Ono revealed that she had been in negotiations with Jackson prior to his death regarding a collaborati...
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Funny story:  Paul McCartney to marry Yoko Ono

Paul McCartney to marry Yoko Ono

Sir Paul McCartney announced today that he is to marry childhood sweetheart Yoko Ono, widow of his former songwriting and sparring partner John Lennon. "Few people know this but Yoko's Japanese family used to run our local Chinese takeaway when I...
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Funny story:  Ono and McCartney kiss and make out?!

Ono and McCartney kiss and make out?!

Ageing ex Beatle Paul McCartney is reportedly dating his old rival Yoko Ono.
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Funny story:  Yoko Ono Declares: Ain't Easy Being Beatle

Yoko Ono Declares: Ain't Easy Being Beatle

Pretend Lady and imaginary Beatle, Yoko Ono has recently given interviews in which she discusses the travails of inheriting billions after destroying the money machine called the Beatles. She and her talent less children are also involved in a fight...
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Funny story:  Heather Mills McCartney sells domain name for £24.3 million

Heather Mills McCartney sells domain name for £24.3 million

Soon-to-be-divorced from a Beatle Heather Mills McCartney, aka Mucca, has become one of the richest women in the world after masterminding the sale of her domain name for a reported £24.3 million.
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson London lawsuit: CIA testifies Yoko Ono is Japanese  Emperor Aki-Shit-Ho's sister

Michael Jackson London lawsuit: CIA testifies Yoko Ono is Japanese Emperor Aki-Shit-Ho's sister

London - (Chrysanthemum Puppet Throne Mess): In a surprise legal move the CIA was finally successfully subpoenaed in the Bahraini Royal Princeling v Michael Jackson lawsuit in London today.
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Funny story:  Heather Mills:  knives out as Yoko Ono blocks iTunes deal

Heather Mills: knives out as Yoko Ono blocks iTunes deal

London - (Rotters): 'Expect an imminent celeb drive-by shooting' is this week's lead news-story in LA FagHagSlagMag as vexatious divorce litigant Heather Mills vies to erase Yoko Ono after yet another a bid to publish Be...
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Funny story:  Yoko Ono outed as mother of tribute con artist known as Michael Jackson

Yoko Ono outed as mother of tribute con artist known as Michael Jackson

California - (Preposterous Mess): Jumped up nonentity Yoko Ono Lennon has been outed by CIA archives as the mother of the tribute con artist masquerading as Michael Jackson.
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