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Paul McCartney to Re-do Entire Beatles Catalog

Funny story: Paul McCartney to Re-do Entire Beatles Catalog

London, England Living Beatle legend Sir Paul McCartney announced today that he would start re-doing the Beatles catalog the way he thinks they should have been done and will start releasing them at Christmas each year until "Linda and Rita the Meter...

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Yoko Ono sues Islamic State for 'John the Beatle' slur

Funny story: Yoko Ono sues Islamic State for 'John the Beatle' slur

New York - John Lennon's widow has launched a lawsuit at the International Court of Human Frights for $50bn defamation damages for her late husband's good name. Ono's lawyers say a cruel and unusual slander has been perpetrated by an unnamed Brit...

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Yoko: Glad Sir Paul Admitted John Wrote Lyrics

Funny story: Yoko: Glad Sir Paul Admitted John Wrote Lyrics

Yoko Ono's reaction to Paul McCartney's admission that John wrote most of the lyrics to the Lennon-McCartney will be good for Paul. She reportedly stated that John had asked her not to say a word about it but she feels free to talk now. She sai...

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John Lennon To Be Cloned?

Funny story: John Lennon To Be Cloned?

A Canadian dentist has plans to clone the late Beatle, John Lennon after purchasing his tooth a couple of years ago for over $30,000. This was revealed recently during an episode of Dead Famous DNA on Channel 4 in England. Canadian dentist Dr.

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Paul McCartney, Full of Christmas Cheer, Talks to John Lennon

Funny story: Paul McCartney, Full of Christmas Cheer, Talks to John Lennon

Former Beatle and present rock god Sir Paul McCartney, who confessed that he often talked to the late John Lennon to get song ideas, gave half of the royalties on those songs that John helped with to John's widow Yoko Ono. "It's just a gesture...

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Paul McCartney, Full of Christmas Cheer, Talks to John Lennon

Funny story: Paul McCartney, Full of Christmas Cheer, Talks to John Lennon

Former Beatle and present rock god Sir Paul McCartney, who confessed that he often talked to the late John Lennon to get song ideas, gave half of the royalties on those songs that John helped with to John's widow Yoko Ono. "It's just a gesture...

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George Harrison Pissed Because Paul McCartney Doesn't Ask Him For Song Ideas

Funny story: George Harrison Pissed Because Paul McCartney Doesn't Ask Him For Song Ideas

London, England George Harrison, who died in 2001, appeared in a seance last week to announce that he was pissed and had his feelings hurt when Paul McCartney mentioned that he sometimes talks to John Lennon and asks him for song advice. George,...

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Yoko Ono's designer adult diaper line bombs

Funny story: Yoko Ono's designer adult diaper line bombs

New York - The octogenarian artist is being sued over intellectual property rights to her latest line of geriatric sanitary wear by rival designers who allege plagiarism and, er, 'taking the piss'. Ono's super-absorbent incontinence pads were laun...

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Taylor Swift: I Am No Yoko Ono!

Funny story: Taylor Swift: I Am No Yoko Ono!

NEW ORLEANS - Taylor Swift took a quick trip down to the city known as The Big Easy to pick up some of her favorite food, Chicken Gumbo A La Creole. Taylor has said that she has eaten Chicken Gumbo A La Creole in Milwaukee, Montpelier, and Minneap...

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Ten More Little Known Facts About John Lennon of The Beatles

December 8, 2011, marks the 31st anniversary of the passing of John Lennon who was part of the Beatles considered by many to be the greatest rock and roll band of all time. Hundreds of articles have been written about John over the past years including some which talked about the performers who influenced him, his early childhood growing up in Liverpool, and his uncanny ability to write a compl...

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John Lennon's 70th Birthday By Yokel OhNo!

Funny story: John Lennon's 70th Birthday By Yokel OhNo!

If John Lennon had lived to be 70, Yoko Ono thinks he would have been more relaxed about the milestone than he was about his 40th birthday, according to a report carried by the 'Daily Blabbermouth'. OhNo recalls the ex-Beatle fretting about reachi...

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Yoko Ono returns to Liverpool and promises not to sing!

Funny story: Yoko Ono returns to Liverpool and promises not to sing!

Yoko Ono returned to Liverpool, John's birthplace, to celebrate what would have been his 70th bithday, but was begged by the Mayor not to give a rendition of any classic Beatles songs in public, she promised not to! Yoko did actually attempt on s...

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John Lennon's shopping list sold at auction

Funny story: John Lennon's shopping list sold at auction

A shopping list written by John Lennon has been sold at auction for £1.6m. The A5 piece of paper was discovered in Lennon's pocket after he was gunned down in 1980. It has been reported that the list is still blood stained to this day, after Lenn...

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Yoko Ono The Cause Of Paul McCartney/Heather Mills Split!

Funny story: Yoko Ono The Cause Of Paul McCartney/Heather Mills Split!

Today, in two separate accounts, both Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills blamed Yoko Ono for the split up of their marriage. "Yoko was always calling and telling Paul that I was out with Brad Pitt or some hunk we both knew from my past working w...

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Yoko Ono Performs in Brooklyn, Screeching Cats Join Finale

Funny story: Yoko Ono Performs in Brooklyn, Screeching Cats Join Finale

Helping to launch a charity concert event at the Brooklyn Academy of Music, the Plastic Ono Band performed a single set of their not-so-greatest hits to open the show, while an open stage door apparently allowed every alley cat in a 3 block radius to...

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No No Ono Picks Nose for Collabo

Funny story: No No Ono Picks Nose for Collabo

LOS ANGELES, CA, USA Michael Jackson's prosthetic nose, missing since the autopsy following his death on June 25, has finally been located. Yoko Ono revealed that she had been in negotiations with Jackson prior to his death regarding a collaborati...

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Paul McCartney to marry Yoko Ono

Funny story: Paul McCartney to marry Yoko Ono

Sir Paul McCartney announced today that he is to marry childhood sweetheart Yoko Ono, widow of his former songwriting and sparring partner John Lennon. "Few people know this but Yoko's Japanese family used to run our local Chinese takeaway when I...

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Ono and McCartney kiss and make out?!

Funny story: Ono and McCartney kiss and make out?!

Ageing ex Beatle Paul McCartney is reportedly dating his old rival Yoko Ono.

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