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Funny story: Yoko Ono sues Islamic State for 'John the Beatle' slur

Yoko Ono sues Islamic State for 'John the Beatle' slur

New York - John Lennon's widow has launched a lawsuit at the International Court of Human Frights for $50bn defamation damages for her late husband's good name. Ono's lawyers say a cruel and unusual slander has been perpetrated by an unnamed Brit...
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Funny story: Yoko: Glad Sir Paul Admitted John Wrote Lyrics

Yoko: Glad Sir Paul Admitted John Wrote Lyrics

Yoko Ono's reaction to Paul McCartney's admission that John wrote most of the lyrics to the Lennon-McCartney will be good for Paul. She reportedly stated that John had asked her not to say a word about it but she feels free to talk now. She sai...
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Funny story: John Lennon To Be Cloned?

John Lennon To Be Cloned?

A Canadian dentist has plans to clone the late Beatle, John Lennon after purchasing his tooth a couple of years ago for over $30,000. This was revealed recently during an episode of Dead Famous DNA on Channel 4 in England. Canadian dentist Dr.
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Funny story: Paul McCartney, Full of Christmas Cheer, Talks to John Lennon

Paul McCartney, Full of Christmas Cheer, Talks to John Lennon

Former Beatle and present rock god Sir Paul McCartney, who confessed that he often talked to the late John Lennon to get song ideas, gave half of the royalties on those songs that John helped with to John's widow Yoko Ono. "It's just a gesture...
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Funny story: Paul McCartney, Full of Christmas Cheer, Talks to John Lennon

Paul McCartney, Full of Christmas Cheer, Talks to John Lennon

Former Beatle and present rock god Sir Paul McCartney, who confessed that he often talked to the late John Lennon to get song ideas, gave half of the royalties on those songs that John helped with to John's widow Yoko Ono. "It's just a gesture...
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Funny story: George Harrison Pissed Because Paul McCartney Doesn't Ask Him For Song Ideas

George Harrison Pissed Because Paul McCartney Doesn't Ask Him For Song Ideas

London, England George Harrison, who died in 2001, appeared in a seance last week to announce that he was pissed and had his feelings hurt when Paul McCartney mentioned that he sometimes talks to John Lennon and asks him for song advice. George,...
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Funny story: Yoko Ono's designer adult diaper line bombs

Yoko Ono's designer adult diaper line bombs

New York - The octogenarian artist is being sued over intellectual property rights to her latest line of geriatric sanitary wear by rival designers who allege plagiarism and, er, 'taking the piss'. Ono's super-absorbent incontinence pads were laun...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift: I Am No Yoko Ono!

Taylor Swift: I Am No Yoko Ono!

NEW ORLEANS - Taylor Swift took a quick trip down to the city known as The Big Easy to pick up some of her favorite food, Chicken Gumbo A La Creole. Taylor has said that she has eaten Chicken Gumbo A La Creole in Milwaukee, Montpelier, and Minneap...
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Funny story: Ten More Little Known Facts About John Lennon of The Beatles

Ten More Little Known Facts About John Lennon of The Beatles

December 8, 2011, marks the 31st anniversary of the passing of John Lennon who was part of the Beatles considered by many to be the greatest rock and roll band of all time. Hundreds of articles have been written about John over the past years including some which talked about the performers who influenced him, his early childhood growing up in Liverpool, and his uncanny ability to write a compl...
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Funny story: John Lennon Reincarnated As Parrot

John Lennon Reincarnated As Parrot

Liverpool, England-- A 29-year old talking parrot could be the reincarnation of John Lennon. The green and yellow Amazon parrot was hatched from an egg just a few days after Lennon was slain in 1980. The talkative bird was raised listening to music...
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Funny story: John Lennon's 70th Birthday By Yokel OhNo!

John Lennon's 70th Birthday By Yokel OhNo!

If John Lennon had lived to be 70, Yoko Ono thinks he would have been more relaxed about the milestone than he was about his 40th birthday, according to a report carried by the 'Daily Blabbermouth'. OhNo recalls the ex-Beatle fretting about reachi...
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Funny story: Yoko Ono returns to Liverpool and promises not to sing!

Yoko Ono returns to Liverpool and promises not to sing!

Yoko Ono returned to Liverpool, John's birthplace, to celebrate what would have been his 70th bithday, but was begged by the Mayor not to give a rendition of any classic Beatles songs in public, she promised not to! Yoko did actually attempt on s...
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Funny story: John Lennon's shopping list sold at auction

John Lennon's shopping list sold at auction

A shopping list written by John Lennon has been sold at auction for £1.6m. The A5 piece of paper was discovered in Lennon's pocket after he was gunned down in 1980. It has been reported that the list is still blood stained to this day, after Lenn...
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Funny story: Yoko Ono And Susan Boyle Sing 'Who Let The Dogs Out'

Yoko Ono And Susan Boyle Sing 'Who Let The Dogs Out'

New York, NY - The entertainment world is in shock tonight, after the release of a new duet earlier today. Entertainment insiders are calling it 'the worst song ever recorded in human history.' The song is called 'Who Let The Dogs Out??' and it is...
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Funny story: Yoko Ono Finally Admits She Broke Up the Beatles

Yoko Ono Finally Admits She Broke Up the Beatles

Rumor has it that Yoko Ono has finally admitted that yes, she may have helped break up the Fab Four. "I was young, jealous, and Asian-you do the math," she supposedly has told a confidential source. The source went on to say Ono admitted she...
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Funny story: Yoko Ono The Cause Of Paul McCartney/Heather Mills Split!

Yoko Ono The Cause Of Paul McCartney/Heather Mills Split!

Today, in two separate accounts, both Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills blamed Yoko Ono for the split up of their marriage. "Yoko was always calling and telling Paul that I was out with Brad Pitt or some hunk we both knew from my past working w...
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Funny story: Yoko Ono Performs in Brooklyn, Screeching Cats Join Finale

Yoko Ono Performs in Brooklyn, Screeching Cats Join Finale

Helping to launch a charity concert event at the Brooklyn Academy of Music, the Plastic Ono Band performed a single set of their not-so-greatest hits to open the show, while an open stage door apparently allowed every alley cat in a 3 block radius to...
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Funny story: No No Ono Picks Nose for Collabo

No No Ono Picks Nose for Collabo

LOS ANGELES, CA, USA Michael Jackson's prosthetic nose, missing since the autopsy following his death on June 25, has finally been located. Yoko Ono revealed that she had been in negotiations with Jackson prior to his death regarding a collaborati...
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