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Funny story:  Yodaphone to take on the big four

Yodaphone to take on the big four

It was never the intention, but so successful was a recent advert campaign staring Yoda, the diminutive Star Wars character has decided to go into business selling mobile phones with his own operating system that takes on Apple, Google, Microsoft and...
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Funny story:  Yoda Angry At Ugly Dog Comparison, Plots Revenge On Earth

Yoda Angry At Ugly Dog Comparison, Plots Revenge On Earth

New York, NY-- The little space alien from a long,long time ago in a galaxy far, far away was very angry. Yoda heard that the winner of the ugliest dog in the world was named after him. He was deeply insulted, and flew to Earth in his spaceship to...
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Funny story:  Spielberg & Lucas Team Up for Star Wars VII

Spielberg & Lucas Team Up for Star Wars VII

Putting more than five years of rumors and speculation to rest, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg announced yesterday that production of the seventh part of the Star Wars series had already begun filming at a secret location in the Swiss Alps. Tenta...
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Funny story:  Natalie Portman To Give Birth To Yoda

Natalie Portman To Give Birth To Yoda

Hollywood, CA - Actress Natalie Portman is glowing with excitement as she prepares to give birth to her first baby. Friends and relatives of the 'Star Wars' actress are a little concerned though. Natalie won't be giving birth to a human--she will g...
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Funny story:  Yoda Smokes Weed On New Years Day

Yoda Smokes Weed On New Years Day

Couruscant-- Jedi Master Yoda decided to smoke a little weed on the first day of the New Year. The little alien grabbed a miniature bong and stuffed it with some great weed from the planet Ganja, and gazed out over the skyscrapers of Couruscant in t...
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Funny story:  Yoda to Release New Rap Album

Yoda to Release New Rap Album

Long thought to be the product of a science fiction writer's imagination, the real life Yoda, a scant man from Leeds, U.K. with pointy ears, bad teeth and a permanent case of yellowish-green Jaundice, will be releasing a new hard core Rap album this...
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Funny story:  Church of Jediism Falls on Hard Times

Church of Jediism Falls on Hard Times

Following a rash of insults, negative encounters with governmental agencies and physical attacks in public, the Church founded on the fictional Jedi faith of Star Wars fame is considering disbanding. Jedi Cleric, Banal Fiber claims that the genera...
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Funny story:  Yoda, celebrities list joined he has, those who dyslexia have.

Yoda, celebrities list joined he has, those who dyslexia have.

Some of the most famous celebrities of today are dyslexic personalities. The owner of Virgin airlines Richard Branson, John Lennon, actors like Tom Cruise, Robin Williams and Whoopi Goldberg, Photographer David Bailey. Even people from past times...
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Funny story:  Over 5 Million Toy Yodas Recalled Over Safety Fears

Over 5 Million Toy Yodas Recalled Over Safety Fears

Over 5 million toy Yodas have been recalled world wide amid safety fears. The effect is likely to be disastrous on the replica Star Wars market, which has only just recovered from the exploding Han Solo fiasco. The Yoda dolls were supposed to make...
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Funny story:  Man Aressted for Impersonating Jedi Master Yoda

Man Aressted for Impersonating Jedi Master Yoda

(Coruscant)- Jedi Council meetings were disrupted today when a human disguised as Master Yoda entered the room and took the Jedi's place. The other Jedi knew something was amiss when the imposter began to speak in normal English sentence patterns (s...
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