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Funny story: Senator Yoda Skinny Dips and Pees in the Sea of Galilee

Senator Yoda Skinny Dips and Pees in the Sea of Galilee

Senator Yoda from the planet of Dog Bath has admitted to being drunk while skinny dipping in the Sea of Galilee a year ago while on a fact finding mission to find out if Israel has any other naked Yodas outside of himself. For the uniformed, the Sea...
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Funny story: Yodaphone to take on the big four

Yodaphone to take on the big four

It was never the intention, but so successful was a recent advert campaign staring Yoda, the diminutive Star Wars character has decided to go into business selling mobile phones with his own operating system that takes on Apple, Google, Microsoft and...
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Funny story: Spielberg & Lucas Team Up for Star Wars VII

Spielberg & Lucas Team Up for Star Wars VII

Putting more than five years of rumors and speculation to rest, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg announced yesterday that production of the seventh part of the Star Wars series had already begun filming at a secret location in the Swiss Alps. Tenta...
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Funny story: Yoda to Release New Rap Album

Yoda to Release New Rap Album

Long thought to be the product of a science fiction writer's imagination, the real life Yoda, a scant man from Leeds, U.K. with pointy ears, bad teeth and a permanent case of yellowish-green Jaundice, will be releasing a new hard core Rap album this...
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Funny story: Church of Jediism Falls on Hard Times

Church of Jediism Falls on Hard Times

Following a rash of insults, negative encounters with governmental agencies and physical attacks in public, the Church founded on the fictional Jedi faith of Star Wars fame is considering disbanding. Jedi Cleric, Banal Fiber claims that the genera...
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Funny story: Yoda, celebrities list joined he has, those who dyslexia have.

Yoda, celebrities list joined he has, those who dyslexia have.

Some of the most famous celebrities of today are dyslexic personalities. The owner of Virgin airlines Richard Branson, John Lennon, actors like Tom Cruise, Robin Williams and Whoopi Goldberg, Photographer David Bailey. Even people from past times...
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Funny story: Over 5 Million Toy Yodas Recalled Over Safety Fears

Over 5 Million Toy Yodas Recalled Over Safety Fears

Over 5 million toy Yodas have been recalled world wide amid safety fears. The effect is likely to be disastrous on the replica Star Wars market, which has only just recovered from the exploding Han Solo fiasco. The Yoda dolls were supposed to make...
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Funny story: Man Aressted for Impersonating Jedi Master Yoda

Man Aressted for Impersonating Jedi Master Yoda

(Coruscant)- Jedi Council meetings were disrupted today when a human disguised as Master Yoda entered the room and took the Jedi's place. The other Jedi knew something was amiss when the imposter began to speak in normal English sentence patterns (s...
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Democrats spit dummy and demand to be heard over gun control. The mouse roared. First time for everything. Not a squeak from any over Obama's tyrannical 'executive orders'. Paving the way for Hillary.
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