It was never the intention, but so successful was a recent advert campaign staring Yoda, the diminutive Star Wars character has decided to go into business selling mobile phones with his own operating system that takes on Apple, Google, Microsoft and...
New York, NY-- The little space alien from a long,long time ago in a galaxy far, far away was very angry. Yoda heard that the winner of the ugliest dog in the world was named after him. He was deeply insulted, and flew to Earth in his spaceship to...
Putting more than five years of rumors and speculation to rest, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg announced yesterday that production of the seventh part of the Star Wars series had already begun filming at a secret location in the Swiss Alps. Tenta...
Hollywood, CA - Actress Natalie Portman is glowing with excitement as she prepares to give birth to her first baby. Friends and relatives of the 'Star Wars' actress are a little concerned though. Natalie won't be giving birth to a human--she will g...
Couruscant-- Jedi Master Yoda decided to smoke a little weed on the first day of the New Year. The little alien grabbed a miniature bong and stuffed it with some great weed from the planet Ganja, and gazed out over the skyscrapers of Couruscant in t...
Long thought to be the product of a science fiction writer's imagination, the real life Yoda, a scant man from Leeds, U.K. with pointy ears, bad teeth and a permanent case of yellowish-green Jaundice, will be releasing a new hard core Rap album this...
Following a rash of insults, negative encounters with governmental agencies and physical attacks in public, the Church founded on the fictional Jedi faith of Star Wars fame is considering disbanding.
Jedi Cleric, Banal Fiber claims that the genera...
Some of the most famous celebrities of today are dyslexic personalities. The owner of Virgin airlines Richard Branson, John Lennon, actors like Tom Cruise, Robin Williams and Whoopi Goldberg, Photographer David Bailey.
Even people from past times...
Over 5 million toy Yodas have been recalled world wide amid safety fears. The effect is likely to be disastrous on the replica Star Wars market, which has only just recovered from the exploding Han Solo fiasco.
The Yoda dolls were supposed to make...
(Coruscant)- Jedi Council meetings were disrupted today when a human disguised as Master Yoda entered the room and took the Jedi's place. The other Jedi knew something was amiss when the imposter began to speak in normal English sentence patterns (s...