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Al-Qaeda Apologizes for Deadly Attack on Hospital

Funny story: Al-Qaeda Apologizes for Deadly Attack on Hospital

SANAA, YEMEN--A spokesman for al-Qaeda today apologized for a deadly attack on a hospital in Yemen that left dozens of the patients dead or injured. Said the spokesman, who remained anonymous, "We are so sorry for killing those innocent patients,...

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Employees at Yemen Government Tourism Agency Nervous About Sudden Layoff Rumors

Funny story: Employees at Yemen Government Tourism Agency Nervous About Sudden Layoff Rumors

Workers at the Sana'a office of the Yemen Government Tourism Agency were surprised today by rampant rumors of layoffs. "Nothing has prepared us for this sudden change of plans," explained Hasna from behind the reception desk. "We had just start...

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Yemen takes the lead in dealing with Occupy Wall Street protesters: shoot them dead

Funny story: Yemen takes the lead in dealing with Occupy Wall Street protesters: shoot them dead

SANAA, Yemen--President Saleh, who's been dealing with Occupy Wall Street protesters since before they were called that, decided two days ago to have his troops open fire on protesters in hopes of putting an end to the silliness. Calling for the p...

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Suicide bomber fears as Yemeni photocopier found up Queen's arse

Funny story: Suicide bomber fears as Yemeni photocopier found up Queen's arse

London - (Gunpowder Plot): Friday's annual Palace Bonfire Night bash has been cancelled amid fears the Queen may auto-immolate this weekend. A routine medical scan found one of the missing Yemeni photocopiers buried up Her Majesty's arse, its inkj...

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Berlusconi Furious: Yemen freight ban halts his Viagra-Plus deliveries

Funny story: Berlusconi Furious: Yemen freight ban halts his Viagra-Plus deliveries

Italian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi, is furious at the Yemen. Being a customer of the Yemen's special brand of Viagra, named Viagra-Plus, he now finds that because of the international ban on freight from the Yemen, he can no longer receive...

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Saudi King Abdullah Saves US Synagogues from Yemen Halloween Attack

Funny story: Saudi King Abdullah Saves US Synagogues from Yemen Halloween Attack

Oh the times they are a changin'. 65 years ago Germany committed the Holocaust. Today Germany and Israel are best friends. Two boxers slug it out for 15 rounds, beating each other's heads and eyes into a bloody pulp. After the fight the boys hug in t...

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New Yemenese Printer Catridges Run Out of Explosives Too Quickly, Say Customers

Funny story: New Yemenese Printer Catridges Run Out of Explosives Too Quickly, Say Customers

Angry picketers demonstrating outside of a Holmdel, NJ Best Buy echoed the sentiment of most users of the new Yemenese printer cartridges: The explosives run out too quickly. "This is bullsh-t," said white-supremacist Ivan Tadooya, who purchased a...

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How to Fail At Package Bombing: Send It From Yemen

Funny story: How to Fail At Package Bombing: Send It From Yemen

Law enforcement officers across the planet are laughing their asses off at the terrorists ridiculously ineffective plot to bomb a Midwest synagogue that was thwarted this day. Terrorists, who obviously received a public school education, weaponize...

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Twin Attack on Yemen

Funny story: Twin Attack on Yemen

Mary Kate and Ashley Olson. John and Edward. Romulus and Remus. And Patty and Selma from the Simpsons. Yemen was today in shock following Twin Attacks on the capital of Yemen, Sanaa. Tourists were shocked as 100,000 twins; spearheaded by the above...

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Yemen suicide bombing - Envoy okay

Funny story: Yemen suicide bombing - Envoy okay

Government officials have confirmed that Ambassador Tim Torlot is safe and was not injured in the blast which today rocked the Yemen capital Sanaa. The only reported casualty was the suicide bomber himself who was reported to have been wearing a scho...

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David Milliband breaks record

Funny story: David Milliband breaks record

David Milliband has broken the record for repeating the same word or sentence over and over again. It happened during the course of a short television broadcast, and the word he chose to repeat was "Yemen". He did this on the television during a liv...

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London-bound Yemenis to be given parachute & GPS bracelet

Funny story: London-bound Yemenis to be given parachute & GPS bracelet

London - (Drowning Street): A new security crackdown will see all Yemeni visitors flying to the United Kingdom airdropped over the Channel on the last leg of their plane journeys. Special parachute suits will be issued including GPS-tracked ankle...

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U.S. to Further Curb Individual Rights to Raise Airline Security after "No Credible Threat " from Yeman Not Revealed

Funny story: U.S. to Further Curb Individual Rights to Raise Airline Security after "No Credible Threat " from Yeman Not Revealed

The Department of Homeland Security is further reducing individual rights of the U.S. citizenry in response to "non-intelligence" indicating Islamic terrorists might have been planning something at one time or another, somewhere. The unnamed official...

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