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Funny story: A-Rod to Market New Penis Pill

A-Rod to Market New Penis Pill

Forget Levitra, Cialis and Viagra. Try one small $1.00 a pill, "A-Rod for A-Big-Rod!' The suspended Yankee slugger has joined up with a new laboratory in New York City to be their man up front. "If you always wanted to be the big slugger in bed...
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Funny story: Derek Jeter To Coach Yankees in 2015?

Derek Jeter To Coach Yankees in 2015?

Tampa, Florida - Florida being the only state without snow for a couple of times now has allowed the New York Yankees to begin working out. Of course the big story here is that Derek Jeter is retiring at the end of this season. After announcing hi...
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Funny story: Reggie Jackson Tells David Ortiz "There's Only One Mr. October - And That's Me Fella"

Reggie Jackson Tells David Ortiz "There's Only One Mr. October - And That's Me Fella"

PHILADELPHIA - The Boston Red Sox defeated the St. Louis Cardinals 4 games to 2, to capture the World Series title. David Ortiz walked off with the MVP honors. As any baseball fan and enthusiast knows former New York Yankees great Reggie Jackso...
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Funny story: Babe Ruth's Other Legend! Janitor Finds Film!

Babe Ruth's Other Legend! Janitor Finds Film!

Although it has been shown many times over the years, it is still a big argument over whether Babe Ruth actually pointed to the outfield and then hit a home run in exactly the spot he had pointed to. Or was it all just a freak action that became a le...
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Funny story: Mariano Rivera of The New York Yankees Heading For Dancing With The Stars Next Season

Mariano Rivera of The New York Yankees Heading For Dancing With The Stars Next Season

NEW YORK - One of the greatest Major League Baseball closers of all time Mariano Rivera was recently asked what he has in mind after he retires from his beloved baseball. The Yankees star smiled and said that he has agreed to be a contestant on ne...
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Funny story: The New York Yankees Plan To Replace Their Pinstriped Uniforms With Pictures of Bats, Balls, and Gloves

The New York Yankees Plan To Replace Their Pinstriped Uniforms With Pictures of Bats, Balls, and Gloves

NEW YORK CITY - Word coming out of YankeeLand is that the 2014 version of the New York Yankees are going to be changing their pinstriped uniforms. Lansing R. Carterfelt a spokesperson for the Yankees organization stated that the Steinbrenner famil...
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Funny story: The New York Yankees Offer A 16-Year-Old Flame Throwing Pitcher A Contract

The New York Yankees Offer A 16-Year-Old Flame Throwing Pitcher A Contract

NEW YORK CITY - Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the New York Yankees organization has just offered 16-year-old Shreveport, Louisiana pitching sensation Corey Buttonbox a 2-year, $3 million contract. Buttonbox who is a freshman at Shreve...
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Funny story: Red Sox Fete Mario Rivera with Gifts of the Magi

Red Sox Fete Mario Rivera with Gifts of the Magi

Mario Rivera found himself honored by the Red Sox before they swept the Yankees in an embarrassing September song. For beating the Sox for twenty years with aplomb and style, the grateful Red Sox sent their Yankee-loving Big Papi to bestow a few c...
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Funny story: Derek Jeter of The New York Yankees Is Hurt, But Too Proud To Take Himself Out of The Game

Derek Jeter of The New York Yankees Is Hurt, But Too Proud To Take Himself Out of The Game

NEW YORK CITY - Like with most athletes Father Time has now caught up with New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter. Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review wrote that Jeter spends most of the game hobbling around on one leg. He is just about at th...
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Funny story: The New York Yankees Are Told To Trade A-Rod

The New York Yankees Are Told To Trade A-Rod

NEW YORK CITY - Now that it appears that Alex Rodriguez has hired an attorney and plans on suing Major League Baseball, the New York Yankees have been advised that they may want to trade the third baseman and do it pretty soon. An unnamed source w...
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Funny story: A-Rod Is Invited To Join José Canseco, Sammy Sosa, and Barry Bonds For Friday Night Cards

A-Rod Is Invited To Join José Canseco, Sammy Sosa, and Barry Bonds For Friday Night Cards

MIAMI - Former Major League Baseball player José Canseco has reportedly called up suspended New York Yankees player Alex Rodriguez. Canseco who was found to have used steroids during his playing days decided to call up A-Rod and invite him to join...
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Funny story: Tiger Skipper Protests: A-Rod's Surgically Repaired Hip "Corked"

Tiger Skipper Protests: A-Rod's Surgically Repaired Hip "Corked"

Following Friday's 9-4 loss to the New York Yankees, Detroit Manager Jim Leyland filed an official protest with Major League Baseball. The charge: Yank's 3rd baseman Alex Rodriguez is playing with a corked femur. "He hit a standup triple off of Sc...
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Funny story: A-Rod Remarks That His 221 Game Suspension Is Overkill

A-Rod Remarks That His 221 Game Suspension Is Overkill

NEW YORK CITY - The decision has finally come down and a total of 13 Major League Baseball players have been suspended for using PED's (Performance Enhancing Drugs). New York Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez, 38, received the stiffest penalty.
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Funny story: The New York Yankees Tell Their Fans That Anyone With An A-Rod #13 Shirt Can Return It For A Full Refund

The New York Yankees Tell Their Fans That Anyone With An A-Rod #13 Shirt Can Return It For A Full Refund

NEW YORK CITY - The New York Yankees taking a page from the New England Patriots who told their fans that they could return Aaron Hernandez' #81 football jersey for a full refund are now doing the same with Alex Rodriguez's #13 baseball shirt. Har...
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Funny story: Yankees' Alex Rodriguez Facing A Lifetime Baseball Ban May Go Into Politics

Yankees' Alex Rodriguez Facing A Lifetime Baseball Ban May Go Into Politics

NEW YORK CITY - New York Yankees' Alex Rodriguez has been informed by his lawyer Dardanelle Cyrus Blewpillski that it looks like his professional baseball playing days could be over or gone with the wind as they say south of the Mason-Dixon line.
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Funny story: A Lot of Major League Baseball Players May Find Themselves Playing Down in Guatemala

A Lot of Major League Baseball Players May Find Themselves Playing Down in Guatemala

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Strike two! And a lot of players in the Major Leagues could find themselves being suspended for 100 games. A spokesperson for MLB, Hoyt Huckaback told the sports media that this is a very serious situation and a lot of teams are...
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Funny story: First Pitch Down the Pike Over the Dish

First Pitch Down the Pike Over the Dish

If it's April Fool's Day, then it must be the start of another Red Sox season. Better for them, they are playing the hapless pinstripe Bronx team. They are no longer Bombers, but more like peashooters. When you want to feel better, Red So fans, yo...
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Funny story: "I've Always Liked Kevin Youkilis", says Insufferable, Blood-Sucking Yankee Fan.

"I've Always Liked Kevin Youkilis", says Insufferable, Blood-Sucking Yankee Fan.

Long Island, NY - " I have to admit it, I've always been a fan of Kevin Youkilis", remarked a disgusting, blood-sucking fan of the New York Yankees. Steve Wilmer, a 34-year-old tax attorney and blood sucking leech of a person, divulged the inform...
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