Sebring, Fla. - A new app available for downloading promises to turn an ordinary cell phone camera into an X-Ray machine that can see through clothing. Invented by thirteen year old Randy Cummings from nearby Titusville, the middle school student sai...
In what may be called an 'arousing' revelation of a dark secret of the deep space, an astronomer has caught S.E.X. on tape.
S.E.X., which stands for Sudden Emission of X-rays had been an hot issue for a very long time. The existence of cosmic SEX...
Amid the continuing uproar over unvetted perverts and pedophiles being authorized to run their hands under the shorts of innocent citizens in the US, another outrageous violation was reported when a rogue agent posted pictures on line of the Man with...
With the advent (no pun intended) of the new full-body scanning technology being used by worldwide airports, the Pope has asked makers of the devices to set aside several hundred for purchase by the Vatican.
Using the excuse that one can never be...
Washington DC - At a Washington press conference today Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano announced a alteration in TSA policies calculated to alleviate air travelers airport screening concerns.
"We here at the Department of Homela...
LONDON, England - An enterprising former airport security worker has hatched a plan to take some of the very best photos he captured of various co-workers and travelers coming through the newly installed full-body scanners at Heathrow Airport and off...
Full body scanners at the Republican National Convention in 2012? "Yes," says Sarah Palin in a new Twitter post. "It is time to find out just who has them and who doesn't have them. Cojones will be a vital part of our 2012 platform and it is about t...
Atlanta, GA - Howard Shemple, a traveling salesman for a large biomedical supply firm, has logged roughly 200,000 miles already this year on his frequent flyer card. This means he can fly anywhere in the world he wants for free at least a couple time...
MIAMI, FL. -- A female TSA supervisor has been suspended without pay for misusing the recently installed airport body scanner. Sources say the as yet unnamed supervisor digitally photographed most of her male employees with its new high-tech security...
London - Police are investigating complaints by a number of female workers at a local airport. Male customs officers asked a number of females to 'try out' the machine simply by standing in it and allowing them to take an X-ray photo.
"Cor blimey,...
TSA suspend two airport screeners after they were caught making posters of a man that appeared through the scanner to have three butt cheeks.
The cellulite challenged man who boarded a flight to Boise Idaho and was never informed that he was a c...
LOS ANGELES - LAX is the first airport in the United States to install the new Micro-X77 Body Scanner.
The Double 7 as it is called was developed by a biologist from Kingston-Upon-Hull, England.
Dr. David Faddlefish invented the Double 7 two y...
The new security screening device being tested by the T.S.A. has come under fire for the lack of privacy and for the intensity of the scan. The machine sees through clothing and can reveal intimate parts of a person's anatomy or undergarments.
Wo...
Washington, DC (BNSE): Officials gathered today to announce what they call, "A stunning medical breakthrough." Agencies, tasked with the safety of the United States mainland and passenger air travel, claimed that despite having little or no budget...
Local teenager Danny Dickweed Jnr has demanded a refund after purchasing a faulty pair of X-Ray spectacles.
Danny ordered a pair of the glasses from an advertisement he saw on the back pages of his 'Amazing Danger Dudes Weekly' comic book for 75p.
When Michelle Obama refused to walk through the new X-ray scanner at the Heathrow Airport, on a trip to visit her cousin, the plan to install these new imaging systems in every airport in the country, ran into an unexpected hurdle.
The X-ray scann...
Scotch tape has been discovered to emit X-rays in zero-gravity. The reasonably priced made-in-Scotland product has been an essential part of the life of all the peoples of the planet.
Due to a patent on the magically invisible sticky stuff, it ca...
Langley VA, July 2008: Edmund Krunt, president and CEO of Smedley Engineering Inc, a small Midwestern engineering company was in town to brief a US government agency on a classified product his company plans to manufacture. The unit allows stealthy t...