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Funny story: Airport Administrators That Implemented Nude X-Ray Machine Actually Porn Addicts

Airport Administrators That Implemented Nude X-Ray Machine Actually Porn Addicts

In the wake of the news that airports across the country will now be using machines that take nude photographs of passengers, x rays of a person's insides, and body cavity searches that are video taped, it has now been discovered that the administrat...
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Funny story: New Cell Phone App Turns Camera Into X-ray that Sees Through Clothing

New Cell Phone App Turns Camera Into X-ray that Sees Through Clothing

Sebring, Fla. - A new app available for downloading promises to turn an ordinary cell phone camera into an X-Ray machine that can see through clothing. Invented by thirteen year old Randy Cummings from nearby Titusville, the middle school student sai...
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Funny story: Astronomer catches S.E.X. on tape!

Astronomer catches S.E.X. on tape!

In what may be called an 'arousing' revelation of a dark secret of the deep space, an astronomer has caught S.E.X. on tape. S.E.X., which stands for Sudden Emission of X-rays had been an hot issue for a very long time. The existence of cosmic SEX...
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Funny story: TSA Pervs Post Scans of Man with World's Smallest Penis on Line! Victim Claims He was Deformed and Sues!

TSA Pervs Post Scans of Man with World's Smallest Penis on Line! Victim Claims He was Deformed and Sues!

Amid the continuing uproar over unvetted perverts and pedophiles being authorized to run their hands under the shorts of innocent citizens in the US, another outrageous violation was reported when a rogue agent posted pictures on line of the Man with...
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Funny story: Vatican Orders Several Hundred Full-Body Scanners for Use in Worldwide Rectories

Vatican Orders Several Hundred Full-Body Scanners for Use in Worldwide Rectories

With the advent (no pun intended) of the new full-body scanning technology being used by worldwide airports, the Pope has asked makers of the devices to set aside several hundred for purchase by the Vatican. Using the excuse that one can never be...
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Funny story: TSA Ends Travelers Airport Scanner Concerns: Air Travelers with Petite Breast or Penis Can Now Strap On Fake Body Parts

TSA Ends Travelers Airport Scanner Concerns: Air Travelers with Petite Breast or Penis Can Now Strap On Fake Body Parts

Washington DC - At a Washington press conference today Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano announced a alteration in TSA policies calculated to alleviate air travelers airport screening concerns. "We here at the Department of Homela...
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Funny story: Former Heathrow Airport Security Worker to Release 2011 Full-Body Scan Calendar

Former Heathrow Airport Security Worker to Release 2011 Full-Body Scan Calendar

LONDON, England - An enterprising former airport security worker has hatched a plan to take some of the very best photos he captured of various co-workers and travelers coming through the newly installed full-body scanners at Heathrow Airport and off...
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Funny story: Full Body Scanners at GOP 2012 Convention!

Full Body Scanners at GOP 2012 Convention!

Full body scanners at the Republican National Convention in 2012? "Yes," says Sarah Palin in a new Twitter post. "It is time to find out just who has them and who doesn't have them. Cojones will be a vital part of our 2012 platform and it is about t...
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Funny story: Frequent Business Traveler Claims Fully Body Scanners Made Him Glow

Frequent Business Traveler Claims Fully Body Scanners Made Him Glow

Atlanta, GA - Howard Shemple, a traveling salesman for a large biomedical supply firm, has logged roughly 200,000 miles already this year on his frequent flyer card. This means he can fly anywhere in the world he wants for free at least a couple time...
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Funny story: Female TSA Agent Body Scans Employees

Female TSA Agent Body Scans Employees

MIAMI, FL. -- A female TSA supervisor has been suspended without pay for misusing the recently installed airport body scanner. Sources say the as yet unnamed supervisor digitally photographed most of her male employees with its new high-tech security...
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Funny story: Full Body X-Ray Leads To Big 'Titters'

Full Body X-Ray Leads To Big 'Titters'

London - Police are investigating complaints by a number of female workers at a local airport. Male customs officers asked a number of females to 'try out' the machine simply by standing in it and allowing them to take an X-ray photo. "Cor blimey,...
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Funny story: Airport scanner reveals man's third butt cheek

Airport scanner reveals man's third butt cheek

TSA suspend two airport screeners after they were caught making posters of a man that appeared through the scanner to have three butt cheeks. The cellulite challenged man who boarded a flight to Boise Idaho and was never informed that he was a c...
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Funny story: The Latest and Newest Airport Scanner Is So Advanced It Can Tell If A Female Is A Virgin

The Latest and Newest Airport Scanner Is So Advanced It Can Tell If A Female Is A Virgin

LOS ANGELES - LAX is the first airport in the United States to install the new Micro-X77 Body Scanner. The Double 7 as it is called was developed by a biologist from Kingston-Upon-Hull, England. Dr. David Faddlefish invented the Double 7 two y...
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Funny story: Women Upset At Men Administering New TSA Security Screening

Women Upset At Men Administering New TSA Security Screening

The new security screening device being tested by the T.S.A. has come under fire for the lack of privacy and for the intensity of the scan. The machine sees through clothing and can reveal intimate parts of a person's anatomy or undergarments. Wo...
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Funny story: Medical Breakthrough! Airport Full Body Scans Have Effect "Similar to Viagra."

Medical Breakthrough! Airport Full Body Scans Have Effect "Similar to Viagra."

Washington, DC (BNSE): Officials gathered today to announce what they call, "A stunning medical breakthrough." Agencies, tasked with the safety of the United States mainland and passenger air travel, claimed that despite having little or no budget...
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Funny story: Local Boy's Anger Over X-Ray Specs

Local Boy's Anger Over X-Ray Specs

Local teenager Danny Dickweed Jnr has demanded a refund after purchasing a faulty pair of X-Ray spectacles. Danny ordered a pair of the glasses from an advertisement he saw on the back pages of his 'Amazing Danger Dudes Weekly' comic book for 75p.
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Funny story: Airport X-Ray 'Strip' Scanners May be Purchased by Larry Flynt

Airport X-Ray 'Strip' Scanners May be Purchased by Larry Flynt

When Michelle Obama refused to walk through the new X-ray scanner at the Heathrow Airport, on a trip to visit her cousin, the plan to install these new imaging systems in every airport in the country, ran into an unexpected hurdle. The X-ray scann...
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Funny story: Scotch Tape Emits X-Rays and Saves Pennies; McCain Adds it to His Healthcareless Plan!

Scotch Tape Emits X-Rays and Saves Pennies; McCain Adds it to His Healthcareless Plan!

Scotch tape has been discovered to emit X-rays in zero-gravity. The reasonably priced made-in-Scotland product has been an essential part of the life of all the peoples of the planet. Due to a patent on the magically invisible sticky stuff, it ca...
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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