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Stan Lee sets the record straight regarding The X-Men

SPARKS, NV -- In a recent exclusive interview with Transformation magazine, Stan Lee, the creator of most of the most successful comic books and superheroes of the period, set the record straight concerning The X-Men and their origins. "They're tr...

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Sir Patrick Stewart undergoes sex change

The X-Men's Professor X, Dame (formerly Sir) Patricia (formerly Patrick) Stewart, has undergone a sex change, following the (at-the-time) false report in the United Kingdom's premiere newspaper, The Guardian, that the former actor is "a post-operativ...

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The true story of Marvel Comics' Wolverine

Wolverine was born in Canada. He has no mother; his father, Marvel artist Len Wein, is thought to have created him through masturbation, much as the ancient Greeks created the gods who ruled them. In the comic books, however, Wolverine's origin is attributed to the Canadian government (as if the Canucks' scientists were capable of creating anything akin to sheer damn manliness). Soon after his...

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X-Men inspires United States Military

Funny story: X-Men inspires United States Military

Following the recent release of X-Men: First Class, it has been revealed that the U.S. military has actually started searching for any evidence of mutant existence. Top military officials are investigating whether mutants actually did play a part...

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"X-Men: First Class" Marvels Its Way Into The Movie Theaters

Funny story: "X-Men: First Class" Marvels Its Way Into The Movie Theaters

HOLLYWOOD - The motion picture based on the Marvel Comics X-Men did very well on opening day as was expected. The film stars James McAvoy as Professor Charles Xavier, aka Professor X, and Michael Fassbender as Erik Lensherr aka Magneto. The two...

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"Mutant Cure" Case To Go To Supreme Court.

Funny story: "Mutant Cure" Case To Go To Supreme Court.

Fourteen years after it first went before a jury, Summers vs. California --the first case when a Mutant-American was compelled by the Mandatory Mutant Gene Suppression Act of 2039 to accept the so-called "Mutant Cure"-- will heard before the US Supre...

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Wikisquirts Release: Source material for the next "Twilight" movie "Midnight at the Oasis"

Funny story: Wikisquirts Release: Source material for the next "Twilight" movie "Midnight at the Oasis"

Our WikiSquirts Los Angeles Bureau has been shut down indefinitely due to some "lease" conflict so our source has relocated to Crescent City. However, our source was able to gleen from a studio lot trashcan what appears to be the source material for...

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X-Man Rules

Hollywood star, Ocker hunk, X-Man and manicurists nightmare, Hugh Jackman has chanced upon a wicked ruse to stay forever toned and fit in the eyes of his adoring fans. Rather than sweat his pocket rocket off at some celebrity ridden gym he prefers...

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X-Men Star Calls for Death Penalty

X-Men: Origins star Hugh Jackman has added his voice to the growing calls for the return of capital punishment. The actor, who plays Wolverine in the upcoming movie, attacked 'the growing wave of serious crime' across the globe, and said that a re...

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Hugh Jackman Really Pissed Off After Leak

Funny story: Hugh Jackman Really Pissed Off After Leak

X-Men Origins star Hugh Jackman is said to be 'livid' after a stranger in a public toilet pissed down his leg and splashed his shoe in yet another leaking incident for the star of Wolverine - the tale of a Wolverhampton Wanders fan who grows a beard.

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Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters Vandalized

Funny story: Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters Vandalized

Westchester County, Salem - The ultra-secret hideout of the X-Men suffered some serious damage at the hands of some unscrupulous octogenarians. The incident occurred while the students were on a field trip to Disney.

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Comic Book Superhero Captain America Dies

Funny story: Comic Book Superhero Captain America Dies

Captain America was killed in his latest Marvel Comics issue. The superhero, who was first published in World War II to fight against Hitler, joins a long list of dead comic book heros (several of whom have been resurrected or reborn). The New York...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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