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Cubs Forced Out of Wrigley Field Just After Opening Day

Funny story: Cubs Forced Out of Wrigley Field Just After Opening Day

In a stunning announcement it has been learned the Chicago Cubs will have to vacate Wrigley Field immediately and will not be able to return to the field for any future home games. Apparently the Cubs owner, Thomas S. Ricketts was not aware of a cla...

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Divorce Possible in Cubs and Wrigley Field Spat

CHICAGO-After nearly a century of blissful failure in their marriage, the city of Chicago and their beloved Cubbies may be coming apart at the baseball seams. Threats of divorce with no settlement are always a bad sign when the bickering couple ha...

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Bad Dreams: Heady Cubs' Fan Beheads a Goat

Chicago Cubs owner Tom Ricketts did not awake to find a goat's head in his bed. No, the poor animal's head was delivered in a box to the Wrigley Field offices. This makes Wrigley Field the "Field of Nightmares." As far as known, Don Vito Corleo...

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Bronko Nagurski's Family calls NCAA "a bunch of hypocrite Nancy-Boys" for playing away from Wrigley Field Brick Wall

Funny story: Bronko Nagurski's Family calls NCAA "a bunch of hypocrite Nancy-Boys" for playing away from Wrigley Field Brick Wall

(Chicago, Illinois) - On the eve of a Big Ten novelty game between Northwestern and Illinois, the family of Bronko Nagurski is criticizing the decision to point the playing field away from the right-field wall. "A bunch of hypocrite Nancy-Boys is...

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Oh, The Horror! Wrigley Mints Now Made In Canada, Not Chicago!

Funny story: Oh, The Horror! Wrigley Mints Now Made In Canada, Not Chicago!

"Oh, the horror, the horror!" This is a quote from Heart Of Darkness by Joseph Conrad, the short story that inspired the movie Apocalypse Now. It is also a quote on the tongues of many Chicagoans when they found that their Life Saver mints, a product...

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