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Funny story:  Grizz "comes out"

Grizz "comes out"

"Madman" Grizzly Zagorski, World Wrestling Champion, who has twice been convicted of excessive violence by the World Wrestling Federation held a press conference at his training facility in the Catskills Tuesday morning, and announced that even thoug...
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Funny story:  Olympic decision on wrestling linked to Mel Brooks' film

Olympic decision on wrestling linked to Mel Brooks' film

The world of sports was shocked on Tuesday when it was announced that the 2020 games will be held without the sport of wrestling, removing it as one of the 26 "core sports", even though the sport is steeped in tradition going back to the ancient game...
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Funny story:  Wrestling News - Hulk Hogan To Wrestle Sarah Palin

Wrestling News - Hulk Hogan To Wrestle Sarah Palin

LAS VEGAS - Hulk Hogan, who is known as The Brett Favre of Wrestling, has just announced that he will be coming out of retirement again and returning to the wrestling ring. The Hulkster, whose real name is Terry Bollea, spoke to Hercules Confetti...
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Funny story:  Anti-biotics 'have little effect' on holds

Anti-biotics 'have little effect' on holds

The winter may be peak season for wrestling bouts, but there is no point in taking anti-biotics to strengthen the holds that wrestlers use on their opponents. Indeed, say experts, free from anti-biotics, wrestlers with a rasping cough and a belter...
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Funny story:  NASCAR To Merge With Professional Wrestling

NASCAR To Merge With Professional Wrestling

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - High ranking officials with NASCAR recently got together with some high ranking professional wrestling officials at a Captain Cluckity Cluck Clucks Chicken Shack in Charlotte. They discussed the possibility of the two f...
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Funny story:  Hulk Hogan's Young Wife Very Upset About The Sex Tape

Hulk Hogan's Young Wife Very Upset About The Sex Tape

CHICAGO - One of the world's most famous wrestlers Hulk Hogan was in the Windy City on a book signing tour. The man whose real name is Terry Bollea was signing his brand new book at The Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover Book Store. Hogan's latest...
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Funny story:  Spice Girls vs. Celtic Woman for World Jello Wrestling Championship

Spice Girls vs. Celtic Woman for World Jello Wrestling Championship

LONDON (ABSNN) - Fresh from their triumph at the London Olympic Games finale, the Spice Girls have decided to stay together long enough to challenge the Celtic Woman singing group for the Jello Wrestling Championship of the Western World. Fans of bo...
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Funny story:  Michelle "The First Mama" Obama Picked Up By Olympic Lady Wrestler

Michelle "The First Mama" Obama Picked Up By Olympic Lady Wrestler

LONDON - America's First Lady, Michelle Obama could very well be the most popular American in London, no matter what Bob Costas or Matt Lauer may think. On Sunday merry Michelle hugged every single member of the United States men's basketball team...
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Funny story:  WWE Comes To Buckingham Palace

WWE Comes To Buckingham Palace

The Queen was said to be 'most excited' today as she welcomed some guests to her Buckingham Palace home. But these guests were not dukes and earls - they were the wrestling stars of WWE. In an attempt to boost the royal coffers to finance her Diam...
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Funny story:  GOP primary debates now to be televised by WWF

GOP primary debates now to be televised by WWF

CNN are seething that they have lost the franchise to rights to air this popular entertainment on Prime Time TV and must now be content to show only playbacks over and over again. "We will have to release many of our commentators from their contr...
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Funny story:  Hulk Hogan Is Returning To The World of 1, 2, 3

Hulk Hogan Is Returning To The World of 1, 2, 3

PLACENTIA, California - Former wrestling champion Hulk Hogan recently took a tour of the world's largest pickle factory The I Got Your Pickle Factory which is located in Placentia. (Terry) Bollea, Hulk Hogan's real name was really enjoying all of...
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Funny story:  Steven Tyler Admits He Recently Dated The Sultry-Bodied Kate Gosselin

Steven Tyler Admits He Recently Dated The Sultry-Bodied Kate Gosselin

READING, Pennsylvania - Steven Tyler, lead singer for Aerosmith and American Idol judge, has said that he has agreed to return to the top rated reality show for another season. "Lips" Tyler as he is known confided to Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita Sa...
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Funny story:  Rob Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In "And Then I'm Gonna... - Professional Wrestling's Art of Trash Talking"

Rob Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In "And Then I'm Gonna... - Professional Wrestling's Art of Trash Talking"

LOS ANGELES - The star of the Twilight series is finally realizing his all-time desire and that is to star in a wrestling movie. Rob Pattinson said that as a kid he grew up watching old television wrestling videos and cheering on such childhood st...
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Funny story:  Pamela Anderson Offers to Train High School Wrestler Who Won't Fight Girls

Pamela Anderson Offers to Train High School Wrestler Who Won't Fight Girls

After Pamela Anderson heard the story about a high school male wrestler in Iowa who backed out of a wrestling championship in which he was favored to win instead of wresting a female opponent, she hopped the next plane to Des Moines, and offered to t...
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Funny story:  Hulk Hogan Never Participated In A Menage-A-Trois With Heidi Montag and Oksana Grigorieva

Hulk Hogan Never Participated In A Menage-A-Trois With Heidi Montag and Oksana Grigorieva

MISSOULA, Montana - Hulk Hogan was in Missoula where he had been named the Grand Marshal of The 97th Annual Missoula Buffalo Branding and Denutting Festival and Parade. Hogan, AKA Terry Bollea, who was dressed in a yellow and red tuxedo, stood out...
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Funny story:  Sign of the Apocolypse: Pee Wee Herman To Host WWE Raw November 1st.

Sign of the Apocolypse: Pee Wee Herman To Host WWE Raw November 1st.

In an inconceivable merger of the two things in the universe that are as diametrically opposed to one another as matter and anti-matter, children's entertainer Pee-wee Herman has been announced as the special guest star for the November 1 edition of...
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Funny story:  Linda McMahon Uses Dead Wrestlers' Royalty Fees To Finance Campaign

Linda McMahon Uses Dead Wrestlers' Royalty Fees To Finance Campaign

Super-Patriot Linda McMahon, then-CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, announced that she would run for the U.S. Senator from Connecticut's seat in September, 2009. And, as a show of good-faith to her constituents, she announced that she would n...
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Funny story:  WWE to punish illegal moves retrospectively with video technology

WWE to punish illegal moves retrospectively with video technology

The WWE have finally given in to calls to introduce video technology to punish those seen breaking rules with illegal moves or weapons. For years fans and sports analysts had campaigned for the measures after it was revealed a shocking 98% of all...
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