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Funny story:  WWE owner Vince McMahon's proposals for Changes in Football

WWE owner Vince McMahon's proposals for Changes in Football

Rumours have circulated over the last week that Professional Wrestling company owner Vince McMahon has been enquiring about the possibility of buying English football team Newcastle United FC. However, the WWE Chairman has made a series of proposals about how to change the game to make it connect more with the professional wrestling audience. 1.) Newcastle United will rename themselves "The...
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Funny story:  Rosie O'Donnell Wants To Wrestle Megyn Kelly In A Pay-Per-View Match

Rosie O'Donnell Wants To Wrestle Megyn Kelly In A Pay-Per-View Match

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell said that the heartless comments made by Megyn Kelly have really upset her children. O'Donnell said that most of the neighborhood children have also been upset and even traumatized at the callously insensitive remar...
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Funny story:  Pro Wrestling Fan Stuck In Early 90's Disparages Recent News Headline

Pro Wrestling Fan Stuck In Early 90's Disparages Recent News Headline

"Why is the World Wrestling Federation getting involved in all this outside bull?" asks Derr Daherr, a devout Hulkamaniac, and long time pro wrestling fan. Mr. Daherr recently saw a headline, WWF seeks to stop Congo sanctuary exploration. In resp...
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Funny story:  The WWE's First Gay Wrestler Comes Out of The Closet

The WWE's First Gay Wrestler Comes Out of The Closet

NEW YORK CITY - Darren Young spoke with Ambrose Appomattox of The Turnstile Review and he informed him that he wanted to give him a scoop. He then confessed to him that he is gay and has been for as long as he can remember. Young, whose real n...
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Funny story:  Charles Barkley Says That Metta World Peace Needs To Leave Basketball and Go Into Wrestling

Charles Barkley Says That Metta World Peace Needs To Leave Basketball and Go Into Wrestling

CLEVELAND - Charles Barkley was in Cleveland doing a little fishing on Lake Michigan. He was asked by Sporting Chance Magazine reporter Hercules Confetti what he thought about Metta World Peace signing with the New York Knicks. "Hercules? Dude,...
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Funny story:  Stacy Keibler Announces She May Get Back Into Wrestling

Stacy Keibler Announces She May Get Back Into Wrestling

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Stacy Keibler was at the General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana Airport in Cabo San Lucas when she was approached by a reporter for The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News. Polo Del Matador asked Keibler, who recently ended her tw...
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Funny story:  Grizz "comes out"

Grizz "comes out"

"Madman" Grizzly Zagorski, World Wrestling Champion, who has twice been convicted of excessive violence by the World Wrestling Federation held a press conference at his training facility in the Catskills Tuesday morning, and announced that even thoug...
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Funny story:  Olympic decision on wrestling linked to Mel Brooks' film

Olympic decision on wrestling linked to Mel Brooks' film

The world of sports was shocked on Tuesday when it was announced that the 2020 games will be held without the sport of wrestling, removing it as one of the 26 "core sports", even though the sport is steeped in tradition going back to the ancient game...
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Funny story:  Wrestling News - Hulk Hogan To Wrestle Sarah Palin

Wrestling News - Hulk Hogan To Wrestle Sarah Palin

LAS VEGAS - Hulk Hogan, who is known as The Brett Favre of Wrestling, has just announced that he will be coming out of retirement again and returning to the wrestling ring. The Hulkster, whose real name is Terry Bollea, spoke to Hercules Confetti...
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Funny story:  Anti-biotics 'have little effect' on holds

Anti-biotics 'have little effect' on holds

The winter may be peak season for wrestling bouts, but there is no point in taking anti-biotics to strengthen the holds that wrestlers use on their opponents. Indeed, say experts, free from anti-biotics, wrestlers with a rasping cough and a belter...
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Funny story:  NASCAR To Merge With Professional Wrestling

NASCAR To Merge With Professional Wrestling

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - High ranking officials with NASCAR recently got together with some high ranking professional wrestling officials at a Captain Cluckity Cluck Clucks Chicken Shack in Charlotte. They discussed the possibility of the two f...
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Funny story:  Hulk Hogan's Young Wife Very Upset About The Sex Tape

Hulk Hogan's Young Wife Very Upset About The Sex Tape

CHICAGO - One of the world's most famous wrestlers Hulk Hogan was in the Windy City on a book signing tour. The man whose real name is Terry Bollea was signing his brand new book at The Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover Book Store. Hogan's latest...
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Funny story:  Spice Girls vs. Celtic Woman for World Jello Wrestling Championship

Spice Girls vs. Celtic Woman for World Jello Wrestling Championship

LONDON (ABSNN) - Fresh from their triumph at the London Olympic Games finale, the Spice Girls have decided to stay together long enough to challenge the Celtic Woman singing group for the Jello Wrestling Championship of the Western World. Fans of bo...
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Funny story:  Michelle "The First Mama" Obama Picked Up By Olympic Lady Wrestler

Michelle "The First Mama" Obama Picked Up By Olympic Lady Wrestler

LONDON - America's First Lady, Michelle Obama could very well be the most popular American in London, no matter what Bob Costas or Matt Lauer may think. On Sunday merry Michelle hugged every single member of the United States men's basketball team...
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Funny story:  WWE Comes To Buckingham Palace

WWE Comes To Buckingham Palace

The Queen was said to be 'most excited' today as she welcomed some guests to her Buckingham Palace home. But these guests were not dukes and earls - they were the wrestling stars of WWE. In an attempt to boost the royal coffers to finance her Diam...
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Funny story:  GOP primary debates now to be televised by WWF

GOP primary debates now to be televised by WWF

CNN are seething that they have lost the franchise to rights to air this popular entertainment on Prime Time TV and must now be content to show only playbacks over and over again. "We will have to release many of our commentators from their contr...
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Funny story:  Hulk Hogan Is Returning To The World of 1, 2, 3

Hulk Hogan Is Returning To The World of 1, 2, 3

PLACENTIA, California - Former wrestling champion Hulk Hogan recently took a tour of the world's largest pickle factory The I Got Your Pickle Factory which is located in Placentia. (Terry) Bollea, Hulk Hogan's real name was really enjoying all of...
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Funny story:  Steven Tyler Admits He Recently Dated The Sultry-Bodied Kate Gosselin

Steven Tyler Admits He Recently Dated The Sultry-Bodied Kate Gosselin

READING, Pennsylvania - Steven Tyler, lead singer for Aerosmith and American Idol judge, has said that he has agreed to return to the top rated reality show for another season. "Lips" Tyler as he is known confided to Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita Sa...
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