Millions of 3' long monster worms are threatening the complete destruction of Cornwall.
Biologists predict the 'honeycomb' effect of Portuguese worms will see most of the county eroded below sea level by 2020.
"Within a decade, other than a f...
Obama watchers have grown increasingly concerned as the 50 year old President appears to be wasting away before their eyes ever since his recent Hawaii get away and his binge eating away from the Secret Food Police hired by Moochelle to strictly enf...
Villagers living in Newby, Isle of Wight, awoke to a disturbing sight this morning. Lawns throughout the village are covered with millions of dead garden worms. Not an inch of green grass can be seen.
Even the 'early birds' were not coming down...
Another spy was detained this year in Iran following allegations that he was "spying" on the plant.
Gary the earthworm was happily minding his own business when he accidentally found himself under the fence of the Iranian power plant. Having trigg...
OAXACA, Mexico - For 60 years hombre's (men) south of the border have been competing for the right to be the one to eat the Tequila gusano (worm) which is found at the bottom of a bottle of Mezcal Tequila.
The worm comes from the larva found in th...
Darren Seal, a teenager from Bristol, has been attributed with ending all war and plunging planet Earth in to a time of unprecedented peace.
On Wednesday, Darren and his then girlfriend Margo, were involved in a rather bitter argument over play-do...
COPENHAGEN, Denmark - General health claims for "earthworm" apples and meats have been dismissed by a team of experts from the European Union.
Their 'opinions', based on corporate profit sheets, will now be voted on by an EU Committee which is dra...
LONG ISLAND, NY - Earthworms seldom infect humans, but may soon have the opportunity to do so, according to scientists here.
When earthworms are made to enter into human intestines, they constitute a new treatment for constipation, a study in Long...
The National Worm Society has announced the discovery of a new species of worm, a member of phylum Priapulida, a phallus worm. The news was met with great joy among the biological community, and the National Worm Society was asked to give the species...
Amateur garden enthusiast and fat former TV hostess Fern Britton was questioned this week, after she faced charges of gross cruelty.
It was reported that on 24th March 2009 the former model and superstar was snuffling and digging for truffles in...
As reported on NPR, Biologists have discovered a type of caterpillar that invades ants nests and by the use of sounds and chemicals are able to imitate a Queen ant.
They take up residence in the nest living totally off the slavish servitude of th...
A reward of $250,000 has been offered by Microsoft to find out who was behind the Downadup/Cornficker virus.
Since it started circulating in October 2008, the virus has infected millions of PCs worldwide, including, hospital computers and even Roy...
The American Council of Churches announced recently that it was sponsoring a project at UCLA to study the historical ramifications of the Diet of Worms, the famed sixteenth century religious conclave. The study will examine the Diet's action in conde...
CROYDON, Saaf London (Defecated News) - Things in South London are grim. Murders, drugs, gangs, guncrime and smelly people generally. But now, it would appear, things have gotten worse, much worse, oh yes, I ain't kidding, just w...