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Funny story: The Worm Turns on Justin Bieber

The Worm Turns on Justin Bieber

Leslie Van Fleet, whom Justin Bieber likes to call the worm because he's always digging into stuff, has admitted that he and Bieber became chums when Bieber heard him snoring in a dumpster in Los Angeles. "Yes, I'm a genuine dumpster diver but the...
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Funny story: Early bird fails to catch the worm

Early bird fails to catch the worm

A wary worm deprived a bird of its breakfast early yesterday morning. One of the notorious 'early birds' was up very early on the look-out for a juicy worm to eat. As usual, its timing was OK, because an early worm was just waking up. "I was think...
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Funny story: Obama Continues to Lose Weight; Experts Say He Could be Being Consumed with Intestinal Parasites And Blame Spam Sandwiches!

Obama Continues to Lose Weight; Experts Say He Could be Being Consumed with Intestinal Parasites And Blame Spam Sandwiches!

Obama watchers have grown increasingly concerned as the 50 year old President appears to be wasting away before their eyes ever since his recent Hawaii get away and his binge eating away from the Secret Food Police hired by Moochelle to strictly enf...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Millions of dead worms found on top of lawns in Newby Village

Isle of Wight News - Millions of dead worms found on top of lawns in Newby Village

Villagers living in Newby, Isle of Wight, awoke to a disturbing sight this morning. Lawns throughout the village are covered with millions of dead garden worms. Not an inch of green grass can be seen. Even the 'early birds' were not coming down...
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Funny story: Worm affects Nuclear Plant in Iran

Worm affects Nuclear Plant in Iran

Another spy was detained this year in Iran following allegations that he was "spying" on the plant. Gary the earthworm was happily minding his own business when he accidentally found himself under the fence of the Iranian power plant. Having trigg...
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Funny story: The Story Behind The Legend of The Tequila Worm

The Story Behind The Legend of The Tequila Worm

OAXACA, Mexico - For 60 years hombre's (men) south of the border have been competing for the right to be the one to eat the Tequila gusano (worm) which is found at the bottom of a bottle of Mezcal Tequila. The worm comes from the larva found in th...
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Funny story: Lovesick teen inadvertently brings about world peace

Lovesick teen inadvertently brings about world peace

Darren Seal, a teenager from Bristol, has been attributed with ending all war and plunging planet Earth in to a time of unprecedented peace. On Wednesday, Darren and his then girlfriend Margo, were involved in a rather bitter argument over play-do...
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Funny story: Health claims dismissed - worms not good for you after all

Health claims dismissed - worms not good for you after all

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - General health claims for "earthworm" apples and meats have been dismissed by a team of experts from the European Union. Their 'opinions', based on corporate profit sheets, will now be voted on by an EU Committee which is dra...
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Funny story: Earthworms are good for you, scientists discover

Earthworms are good for you, scientists discover

LONG ISLAND, NY - Earthworms seldom infect humans, but may soon have the opportunity to do so, according to scientists here. When earthworms are made to enter into human intestines, they constitute a new treatment for constipation, a study in Long...
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Funny story: Newly Discovered Phallus Worm Is Named after Kanye West

Newly Discovered Phallus Worm Is Named after Kanye West

The National Worm Society has announced the discovery of a new species of worm, a member of phylum Priapulida, a phallus worm. The news was met with great joy among the biological community, and the National Worm Society was asked to give the species...
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Funny story: Fern Britton Cruelty Shock

Fern Britton Cruelty Shock

Amateur garden enthusiast and fat former TV hostess Fern Britton was questioned this week, after she faced charges of gross cruelty. It was reported that on 24th March 2009 the former model and superstar was snuffling and digging for truffles in...
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Funny story: Our Problems Can All Be Blamed On Phony Caterpillars

Our Problems Can All Be Blamed On Phony Caterpillars

As reported on NPR, Biologists have discovered a type of caterpillar that invades ants nests and by the use of sounds and chemicals are able to imitate a Queen ant. They take up residence in the nest living totally off the slavish servitude of th...
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Funny story: Microsoft Offer Bounty for Virus Writer

Microsoft Offer Bounty for Virus Writer

A reward of $250,000 has been offered by Microsoft to find out who was behind the Downadup/Cornficker virus. Since it started circulating in October 2008, the virus has infected millions of PCs worldwide, including, hospital computers and even Roy...
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Funny story: The Diet of Worms

The Diet of Worms

The American Council of Churches announced recently that it was sponsoring a project at UCLA to study the historical ramifications of the Diet of Worms, the famed sixteenth century religious conclave. The study will examine the Diet's action in conde...
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Funny story: Worst Ever Case Of Tapeworm Found In South London

Worst Ever Case Of Tapeworm Found In South London

CROYDON, Saaf London (Defecated News) - Things in South London are grim. Murders, drugs, gangs, guncrime and smelly people generally. But now, it would appear, things have gotten worse, much worse, oh yes, I ain't kidding, just w...
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