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Funny story: Weather Forecaster Breaks Endurance Record on Television in Norway

Weather Forecaster Breaks Endurance Record on Television in Norway

Weather forecaster Eli Kari Gjengedali broke a world record for the longest forecast by riding atop a tornado which swirled from Atla, through Harstad where the tornado built up strength. It then carried her through Bodø, down through Saltfjellet-Sv...
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Funny story: Middle East conflict is put on hold after mix up with world record attempt

Middle East conflict is put on hold after mix up with world record attempt

Israel pleads with world to let it start Gaza invasion again, having failed to properly notify Guinness world of records, asking for forgiveness from the big global powers, whilst it irons out the mistakes. Palestinian hopes were dashed today whe...
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Funny story: Putin Sets World Record For Quickest Change Of Face In Political History

Putin Sets World Record For Quickest Change Of Face In Political History

Vladimir (the Vampire ) Putin, still glowing from the success of the Winter Olympic Games in Sochi, Russia, has suddenly had to show his darker side of the Force by invading and taking over the Crimea, a vital peninsula of his supposed ally Ukraine.
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Funny story: Pennsylvania Sheriff Finds The Biggest Snowball In The History of Snowballs

Pennsylvania Sheriff Finds The Biggest Snowball In The History of Snowballs

ALTOONA, Pennsylvania - Sheriff Drexel Carbonero, 59, has been in law enforcement for over 32 years. And in that time he says he has literally seen it all. But yesterday afternoon as he was out on patrol he came upon something that he could not be...
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Funny story: A 53-Year-Old Woman In West Virginia Bench Presses 800 Pounds!

A 53-Year-Old Woman In West Virginia Bench Presses 800 Pounds!

VIENNA, West Virginia - The Guinness Book of World Records is reporting that a woman in West Virginia named Polly Ester Calypso has just bench pressed an amazing 800 pounds setting the weight lifting record for women. Mrs. Calypso, who was divorce...
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Funny story: Youngest Human Ever Born Discovered

Youngest Human Ever Born Discovered

Philadelphia, PA-- The youngest person ever to live has been discovered in the City of Brotherly Love. Miss Jane Doe was officially documented to be only one-second old shortly after her birth this morning at the University of Pencilvainia Hospital.
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Funny story: Skydiver Sets Record for Deepest Human Impact Crater

Skydiver Sets Record for Deepest Human Impact Crater

Daredevil Felix Baumgartner envisioned breaking several world records with his sky dive from 90,000 feet, including the first person to break the sound barrier outside of an aircraft; however after hitting a flock of seagulls, Baumgartner instead cla...
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Funny story: Dorking cross dresser makes it into the Guinness Book of Records

Dorking cross dresser makes it into the Guinness Book of Records

Harvey Bristol, aka Cindy, has made it into the Guinness Book of Records by becoming the fastest cross dresser in the world, beating off stiff competition from regular winners of the Speed Cross Dressing contest from Thailand. This year's speed cr...
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Funny story: US Declares a World Record Victory in Iraq

US Declares a World Record Victory in Iraq

Baghdad -- The United States military today is celebrating a major win in Iraq. American troops are heading home after setting the world record for the longest and most expensive stop and frisk in the history of law enforcement. "It seems like onl...
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Funny story: Usain Bolt is beaten in the 100 metres by a woman

Usain Bolt is beaten in the 100 metres by a woman

The World's Fastest Man Usain Bolt still holds the title of the World's Fastest Man, but he can longer claim to be the world's fastest human. Naima Bilal from Nairobi has shaved three quarters of a second off his time. "We were amazed," said Afric...
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Funny story: Dachshund Runs Away With World Speed Record For Diarrhea

Dachshund Runs Away With World Speed Record For Diarrhea

You have probably heard the phrase, "faster than pizza going through a dog." Well, students from a high school in Denver, Colorado concocted a science project to find out how fast that was; an experiment where they tracked how long it took to induc...
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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Sets World Record For Getting Her Panties In The Biggest Wad

Nancy Pelosi Sets World Record For Getting Her Panties In The Biggest Wad

Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has now entered the Book of World Records for something other than being the first woman to hold an office. The California member of the House of Representatives has now achieved the milestone of getting her panties...
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Funny story: Cow Breaks World Record

Cow Breaks World Record

There was mayhem today at the Annual World Cow Jumping Games in Scotland. An amazing series of events was triggered when the entrance money was somehow stolen by two mysterious onlookers who looked exactly like a Cat and a Fiddle. 'They've vani...
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Funny story: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker's Ego Earns World Record

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker's Ego Earns World Record

Before Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker made a name for himself by leading the fight to strip public workers in his state of their collective bargaining rights, the record holder for having the biggest ego in the world was none other than Mel Gibson.
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Funny story: Grantham's World Record

Grantham's World Record

The Lincolnshire town of Grantham, famed for being the town that produced Margaret Thatcher, has produced something even more indigestible. Grantham has now brought forth the hottest chilli in the world, as judged by the Guinness Book of Records.
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Funny story: Taxi Driver Breaks World Land Speed Record

Taxi Driver Breaks World Land Speed Record

A taxi driver in the Argentine capital of Buenos Aires is celebrating today after breaking the World Land Speed record over a distance of 10 metres. The driver, named by police only as 'Miguel', broke the record when he took flight from his vehicl...
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Funny story: 75 Year Old Fridge Takes Place in Record Books

75 Year Old Fridge Takes Place in Record Books

Mrs Ethel Marshwarbler is 92 years old and lives in Cromer, Norfolk. She is the proud owner of a fridge, which has been certified as the UK's oldest, continuously working domestic appliance. The fridge, a Frigidaire D30 model, was made by General...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Going for a record

Isle of Wight News - Going for a record

The Wight Hotels and Tourism board (WHAT), are hoping that their latest initiative will help them get into the record books and prove a long standing urban myth. The urban myth in question is that the whole of the world's population could fit onto...
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Simpsons Show to Kill Off Bart Simpson

"You could say the whole Bart concept was getting old, but actually we just couldn't take Nancy Cartwright's Scamatology ravings any longer" spoke the show's producers.
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