For 99% of RPG players, the story is the same: obtaining quests, journeying into the unknown, completing extraordinarily mundane tasks, slaying any jerks along the way, gaining experience points to level up and having nerd conversations with the onl...
HOLLYWOOD, Calif.--A day after his ouster from "Dancing with the Stars," Metta World Peace, the NBA star formally known as Ron Artest, was, well, at peace with himself. After all, the world's throwing him a global party.
World leaders decided to d...
A unique heart-to-heart has taken place between the two Big Players in world affairs - God and Allah. It is hotly rumoured to have occurred somewhere in Bradford where the two Supreme Beings have been lving in secret for some time in two adjacent terraced houses. (They discovered early on in their new-found relationship that however much they liked one another there was always going to be a proble...
KABUL & BAGDAD - Al-Qaeda, the terrorist people, have announced that they will not attack the US, UK or Europe at any time in the future.
"We now realise that there is more to life," said Bin-Laden, "We say we fighting for our Afghan brothers...
NEW YORK CITY - At the Headquarters of the United Nations (UN), all the delegates agreed on a new binding doctrine for everybody on World Peace. Hold your leader to hostage.
World peace, an idea thought of during the period between the world wars...
In a shocking development, the President of the United States threw away his prepared 'State Of The Union' speech and gave the following off-the-cuff address to the nation:
"My fellow Americans. I have decided to declare peace with the entire Musl...
In an annual holiday speech, His Holiness the Dalai Lama, planned to speak on many topics affecting countries and people all over the world. Prepared for him by a collaborative team of political speech writers and theologians, the 20 minute emotiona...
The opportunity to create a lasting world peace, last night slipped through the grasp of society, because it failed to get a front page mention on Digg.
Nobel Peace prize winner and orchestrator of the failed plan Dr Christopher Poole said of the...
Sky News has reported that apparently Osama Bin Laden has been trying to arrange a Tete-a-Tete with Dubya in Geneva next month as the Al Qaeda Leader is in Switzerland having a meeting with his Bank Manager.
Washington D.C. (Washington Post) - President Bush's meeting with Palestinian leaders and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas got off to a great start yesterday. On an impromptu conference call with Israeli and Iranian leaders the group came to a...
Embarking on his first ever visit to the Middle East, George Bush has admitted that he is the biggest threat to world peace.
The World Council announced today, that the earth can no longer sustain its 6.6 billion population and so in order to 'slim' it down somewhat, has decided to 'evacuate' an entire country to the moon before 2040.