After making America great again by abandoning all pretense of world leadership the State Department and the Pentagon are preparing to pass the World Leaders Baton to Germany.
In a special ceremony to be held in a specially constructed wall somewh...
[Associated Press, Washington, D.C. The reclusive being popularly know as Satan, a/k/a Lucifer, Shaitan, etc., etc., gave a rare interview today in which he scored various of the world's leaders.]
AP: Mr. Satan, thank . . .
SAT: Just "Satan," will do.
AP: Well, thank you, Satan, for making time to speak with us. Tell us about your recent report in which you scored some of the world's lead...
Exhaustive spoof surveys show the mood of the public is basically at "fed up" with the current presidential candidates.
Which candidate is actually the WORST indicates a dead heat.
On "the lesser evil" question, Mr. Trump scored as many points...
Almost all conspiracy theories have turned out to be true, according to an investigation commissioned to find out the truth about what everyone is really pretending to do. The report, secretly published as an apparent maintenance tender form for the...
The public's suspicion that there must be secret little rooms off the Oval Office has followed Mr. Clinton into both the Bush and Obama presidencies.
Mr. Clinton had sweetened one of these alcoves himself, a bold episode in White House history.
Although most people believe that President Obama should have gone to the Nelson Mandela Memorial, they had no idea that every time he goes overseas, even for a vacation, it costs taxpayers millions of dollars.
Everyone is entitled to take vacatio...
Washington DC: US President Barack Obama met with UK Prime Minister (PM) David Cameron during an official visit to the US in March 2012. Agenda items included Iran's nuclear program, the bloodshed in Syria and after 30 years another potential UK Falk...
Ny Nyson, NY, NY: Yesterday evening I was very privaliged to be shown the transporter room deep in the undercofts of the United Nations Building complex. I can attest that it is no longer 'Star Treck' fiction, although for the forseeable future, it w...
New Delhi: In a startling development on Sunday night, close on the heels of this expose, it has now emerged that there has been a similar plot in India to inject testosterone into the politicians to make them more aggressive in tackling crucial issu...
Yuri Klyzuski's sudden death this morning has caused a shock wave to go all around the world as leader after leader paid tribute to a man who pulled his country from poverty to one of the nicest places to live and visit in eastern Europe.
World leader quiz
Answer these multiple-choice questions, and see if you could be a next world leader - the heads of state of America, Russia, France, Britain and Germany all refused to take the quiz, so here's your chance for glory:
1 - You're driving a golf caddie, and crash it into a tree. Do you:
(A) not even notice you've crashed the caddie, even after security men have lifted the mach...
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