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Funny story: England Retract 2018 World Cup Bid

England Retract 2018 World Cup Bid

In a move which some in the footballing world have called "petty", the English Football Association has decided to retract its earlier bid to stage the 2018 World Cup finals on the grounds that the decision has been fixed in favour of 'any other coun...
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Funny story: Russia Wins the World Cup in 2018

Russia Wins the World Cup in 2018

In an amazing turn of events, Russia, who will be the hosts of the World Cup in 2018, will be the overall winners. It has yet to be decided who the losing finalists will be. FIFA have announced that the competition is not a fix, and that Russia wi...
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Funny story: Fury after revealed that FA exhibited "Green Street" to FIFA in World Cup bidding process

Fury after revealed that FA exhibited "Green Street" to FIFA in World Cup bidding process

MURDEROUS, semi-literate rage was building amongst English football fans last night as it emerged that the Football Association had played the film "Green Street" as part of their unsuccessful pitch to win the right to host the 2018 World Cup. De...
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Funny story: Prince William's FIFA carpet burns pics posted online

Prince William's FIFA carpet burns pics posted online

Cyberspace - (Sore Ass Mess): Knees, elbows and other joints feature prominently in the soft-focus, hard core shots. Today's online publication saw the Palace mount a furious rearguard action defending William's bigamous offer. The princelet re...
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Funny story: 'FIFA inserted 45-minute claim into dodgy dossier' - Campbell

'FIFA inserted 45-minute claim into dodgy dossier' - Campbell

Alastair Campbell has sensationally accused FIFA of inserting the 45-minute claim into what later became known as the 'dodgy dossier' that went on to form the British governments case for war with Iraq in 2003. The document, 'Iraq: Its Infrastruct...
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Funny story: Accused Russian spy Katia Zatuliveter 'a scapegoat for England world cup flop'

Accused Russian spy Katia Zatuliveter 'a scapegoat for England world cup flop'

London - (Spy-Who-Gagged-Me Mess): Pals of blonde, blue-eyed Katia Zatuliveter reckon she's a sacrificial lamb for England's World Cup 2018 slaughter. The 35CC-23-34 beauty faces extradition to Bloodyvostock in a tit (sic) for tat spat with Russia...
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Funny story: Russian planes not the best. . .choose your airline with care

Russian planes not the best. . .choose your airline with care

For those football fans planning ahead to 2018 - which we ALL know by now is to be staged in Russia, choose your airlines wisely. This just in: The Dagestan Airlines Tupolev airliner carrying more than 160 people overshot the runway after landing at Domodedovo airport outside Moscow, with all three engines dead. More than 50 people were injured in the accident as the plane fell apart.
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Funny story: FIFA To Judge Eurovision Song Contest

FIFA To Judge Eurovision Song Contest

In a sensational move, which is sure to have seismic and seminal repercussions throughout the worlds of soccer and popular song, it has been announced from Bungenspiel Castle, the Bavarian Headquarters of the Eurovision Reichskommissariat, that the c...
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Funny story: Fury after revealed that FA exhibited "Green Street" to FIFA in World cup bidding process

Fury after revealed that FA exhibited "Green Street" to FIFA in World cup bidding process

MURDEROUS, semi-literate rage was building amongst English football fans last night as it emerged that the Football Association had played the film "Green Street" as part of their unsuccessful pitch to win the right to host the 2018 World Cup. Det...
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Funny story: Sepp Blatter Revealed To Be High Class Hooker

Sepp Blatter Revealed To Be High Class Hooker

FIFA has been sent into meltdown tonight as it has been revealed that their president, Sepp Blatter, is in fact a high class female prostitute. The shock revelation was discovered in the fall out of the 2018 and 2022 World Cup bidding announcement i...
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Funny story: Russians air video of drunken, hallucinating squirrel, celebrating Russia's winning bid to host 2018 World Cup

Russians air video of drunken, hallucinating squirrel, celebrating Russia's winning bid to host 2018 World Cup

The Russians are airing a recent video of a drunken, hallucinating squirrel, apparently celebrating Russia's bid to host the 2018 World Cup. The squirrel has bulging eyes and is staggering about mumbling incoherently in Russian. It cannot be conf...
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Funny story: Don't blame Putin corruption for England 2018 crap bid

Don't blame Putin corruption for England 2018 crap bid

London - (Balls-up Mess): Bollox PR of three shameless self-publicists is what did it. A cyber postmortem says today the footie world just can't get it up for the Tosspot Trio. Wannabe legends Cameron, Beckham and Wee Willy Windsor barely rais...
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Funny story: Wikileaks reveals who voted for English World Cup bid

Wikileaks reveals who voted for English World Cup bid

According to Wikileaks, England could have had three votes in the World Cup selection, however, Wikileaks reveals that there was only two bids, with England's bid going to Spain and Portugal instead of England. "We're lucky we got one," said David...
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Funny story: Wikileaks Reveal That England World Cup Bid Failed Because Wayne Rooney Is A Bad Example To Young Players

Wikileaks Reveal That England World Cup Bid Failed Because Wayne Rooney Is A Bad Example To Young Players

As the terrible news that England's 2018 World Cup bid had failed started to sink in this morning, the Wikileaks website announced that the reason behind the snub was that FIFA officials believe that Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney...
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Funny story: Royal Wedding overkill blamed for England 2018 flop

Royal Wedding overkill blamed for England 2018 flop

London - (Nuptial Tosspots): You can blame Clarence House tosspots for this one - or whoever else picked the 65th anniversary of Hitler's Berlin bunker wedding to Eva Braun as next year's Wills and Kate nuptials. That's the message from Zurich ton...
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Funny story: Wikileaks: Wee Willy Windsor 'is dead meat' if England 2018 bid fails

Wikileaks: Wee Willy Windsor 'is dead meat' if England 2018 bid fails

Zurich - (Offside Mess): Kate Middleton strippergram videos were being touted all over Zurich today in a last-gasp bid to secure the tournament. But some ugly rumors claimed FIFA officials would have preferred Beckham/Cameron/Prince William three...
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Funny story: Was Paul the Pcychic Octopus RIP'd 'because he predicted Russia 2018 World Cup win?'

Was Paul the Pcychic Octopus RIP'd 'because he predicted Russia 2018 World Cup win?'

Germany - (Tentacles): An autopsy result on the prescient cephalopod says he may not have died from natural causes. Alien pathologist Ray Santili found evidence that Paul's last prediction 'saw him pick Russia' as the successful 2018 World Cup bid...
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Funny story: Cameron, Beckham and Wee Willy Windsor schmooze FIFA

Cameron, Beckham and Wee Willy Windsor schmooze FIFA

Switzerland - (Gnomes Of Zurich Mess): The tosspot trio landed in Cloud Cuckooclock Land today ahead of the 2018 World Cup announcement. Billed as 'England's Finest!' their schmooze of bribery-accused FIFA officials promises discreet - and Wiki...
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