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Funny story:  Ex-Newcastle United Footballer Paul Gascoigne Left Devastated by Fishing Rod Loss

Ex-Newcastle United Footballer Paul Gascoigne Left Devastated by Fishing Rod Loss

The ex-England footballer Paul Gascoigne has tonight revealed he has been left devastated by the loss of his favourite fishing Rod. The fishing rod is said to have been especially dear to the Italia '90 hero because it had been signed by every singl...
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Funny story:  The Secret England Footballer's Countdown to Brazil 2014: Part 4, Denmark "friendly"

The Secret England Footballer's Countdown to Brazil 2014: Part 4, Denmark "friendly"

Bloody Daniel Agger. I wanted to get on that pitch and kick him in the nuts after what he did to our little Jack. I was out of my seat seething and shouting at the bastard. Yes okay, so maybe I was on the bench, but we can't all be in the team and...
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Funny story:  10 Year Old boy releases his 23-man England squad for World Cup

10 Year Old boy releases his 23-man England squad for World Cup

Sammy Caruthers of Guildford announced yesterday his own provisional 23 man England football squad for the World Cup 2014 in Brazil this June. Sammy, who goes to school at St Margarets Church of England primary, said that changes could be made l...
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Funny story:  The Secret England Footballer's Countdown to Brazil 2014: Part 3 Roy's Scouting Trip

The Secret England Footballer's Countdown to Brazil 2014: Part 3 Roy's Scouting Trip

Did you see it? Did you bloody see it? He looked like he was on holiday in Southend not visiting a building site in Manaus. No style, stupid 99p Store shades, long sleeve shirt, all buttoned up and I bet he was wearing flannels and a vest. I suppo...
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Funny story:  Sir Alec Fergieson agrees to manage England for 2014 World Cup

Sir Alec Fergieson agrees to manage England for 2014 World Cup

Newly retired Sir Alec Fergieson has revealed in his new book he turned down the chance to manage England twice but, if asked for a third time, would definitely accept the job... with conditions. Fergie revealed he turned down the chance to replac...
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Funny story:  Rio Ferdinand and Roy Hodgson joins FA panel to improve football

Rio Ferdinand and Roy Hodgson joins FA panel to improve football

England manager Roy Hodgson and former captain Rio Ferdinand have been appointed to the Football Association's commission to improve the state of the national game. A spokesman for the commission said the two had been brought in for their humour a...
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Funny story:  Roy Hodgson to take stand-up comedy lessons before World Cup Finals

Roy Hodgson to take stand-up comedy lessons before World Cup Finals

Following the 'space monkey' gag that backfired at half-time in the vital England v Poland world cup qualifying gig, under pressure gaffer Woy, sorry Roy Hodgson is considering a comedy class to get him match fit for the World Cup in Brazil. The F...
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Funny story:  Current Bun want to kick out Woy

Current Bun want to kick out Woy

Frustrated by the fact that England qualified for the World Cup in Brazil next year at the first time of asking. The Sun newspaper have had to resort to dirty tricks in their attempt to get manager Roy Hodgeson replaced by their man Harry Redknapp be...
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Funny story:  Low expectations key to England's World Cup success

Low expectations key to England's World Cup success

English football coach Roy Hodgson, who is also the football coach of England, has said that England's chances of winning next year's football World Cup in Brazil are small. It is a clever ploy to deliberately lower expectations, and discourage t...
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Funny story:  England win over Scotland is 'actually a defeat' say critics

England win over Scotland is 'actually a defeat' say critics

The England football teams controversial 3-2 win over auld enemies Scotchland is to be investigated by the FA and FIFA, after various overpaid journalists, broadcasters and ex-players pointed out that the overpaid over-pampered players of the English...
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Funny story:  Levein Sacked From Scotland Job

Levein Sacked From Scotland Job

The SFA have finally made a decision on the international future of their head coach Craig Levein. He doesn't have one. They reached their swift conclusion following over two weeks of painstaking discussions after recent World Cup qualifying d...
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Funny story:  Euro 2012 Final: Spain 4 Italy 0 - UEFA look to introduce handicaps

Euro 2012 Final: Spain 4 Italy 0 - UEFA look to introduce handicaps

Spain created history by becoming the first team to win three successive global tournaments (Euro 2008, World Cup 2010 and Euro 2012). The triple champions won at a canter without getting out of second gear on sunday night v the unlucky Italians,...
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Funny story:  Northern Ireland FA to investigate appointment of 'wrong manager'

Northern Ireland FA to investigate appointment of 'wrong manager'

Northern Irish football was thrown into scandal last night after it turned out they might just possibly have accidentally appointed the wrong M.O'Neil as manager. Michael O'Neill was given the job on December 28th 2011, the week between Christmas...
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Funny story:  Beer and sex 'must be sold' at Brazil World Cup, says Fifa

Beer and sex 'must be sold' at Brazil World Cup, says Fifa

Beer and sex must be sold at all venues hosting matches in the 2014 World Cup in Brazil, football's world governing body, Fifa, has insisted. Fifa General Secretary Jerome Valcke said the right to sell beer and sex must be enshrined in a World Cup...
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Funny story:  FIFA - "We'll move the goalposts at Rio 2014"

FIFA - "We'll move the goalposts at Rio 2014"

FIFA have admitted they are looking at ways to make the next world cup more entertaining including widening the goal. A spokesman commented - "Whilst there was plenty of shooting going on outside the ground last night, there wasn't much going on i...
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