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Funny story: Merkel not apologetic for photobombing German players' selfies

Merkel not apologetic for photobombing German players' selfies

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - German chancellor Angela Merkel made no apologies Monday for putting herself into the middle of the World Cup fray by jumping into any and all selfies snapped by Germany's newly-crowned champions. Within an hour after the...
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Funny story: Pope Blessing of Eternal Life for Soccer Players

Pope Blessing of Eternal Life for Soccer Players

Pope Francis has announced that the Vatican will become a major sponsor of sporting events such as the FIFA World Cup and the Olympics, and called on churches around the world to get more involved in sporting events in their communities. In conti...
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Funny story: Iranian World Cup Squad given their country's highest honor

Iranian World Cup Squad given their country's highest honor

With the Football world cup winding down, there has been a number of different reactions to teams as they head back to their respective countries. One team that was especially nervous before the world cup was Iran. They failed to win a single...
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Funny story: A game of two Popes as Frankie the Argie and Benedict the Kraut post hexes for Sunday's World Cup final

A game of two Popes as Frankie the Argie and Benedict the Kraut post hexes for Sunday's World Cup final

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - The new Vatican hex-messaging service has kicked into action with Pope Francis and Pope Benedict both tweeting like crazy about their influence with 'Him Upstairs'. Online oddsmakers Aintgottaprayer.con has responded acco...
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Funny story: World Cup souvenir lets fans control time

World Cup souvenir lets fans control time

Zürich, Switzerland - Busy soccer fans can now extend their hectic days with a new World Cup innovation from FIFA. Called My Time™, the futbol souvenir puts the power of soccer scheduling into the hands of ordinary spectators. Delivered wit...
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Funny story: German Coach sacked for below-average 7-1 victory over Brazil

German Coach sacked for below-average 7-1 victory over Brazil

German football coach Joachim Low was fired from his position as manager of the German national side at the World Cup today. The German papers had already been clamouring for his head after making the nation of Germany suffer the humiliation of...
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Funny story: The bollock kicking machine

The bollock kicking machine

James Worldcup had been such a devout England supporter that the latest performance caused his devotion to turn to a form of controlled rage when he said "What is needed is a good kick in the bollocks". In discussion with his mates down the pub, t...
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Funny story: Jürgen Klinsmann Refused Re-entry Into United States

Jürgen Klinsmann Refused Re-entry Into United States

US Soccer coach, German born Jürgen Klinsmann has been denied entry back into the United States after immigration officers held him for 8 hours for questioning before deporting him back to Germany. Klinsmann, 49, who was born in Göppingen, West Ge...
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Funny story: Thousands gather in Chicago to watch live twitter news feed of USA vs Belgium World Cup game

Thousands gather in Chicago to watch live twitter news feed of USA vs Belgium World Cup game

They travelled from all over the state to gather in Chicago town square. Draped in red, white and blue flags, these US team football fans stared up to watch the big screen in the centre of the square. On the giant TV was a live twitter news feed pa...
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Funny story: Queen throws lavish homecoming bash for England football team

Queen throws lavish homecoming bash for England football team

London - Football's coming home alright with the announcement that newly knighted Sir Roy Hodgson of Pratts Bottom and his victory team are to be treated to a fab Palace garden party to mark their historic World Cup win (WTF? 'Ed'). Sunday's no ex...
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Funny story: England's Great Sacrifice

England's Great Sacrifice

Speaking exclusively to Spoof's Joe West, England captain Steven Gerrard gave the astonishing news about England's 2-1 defeat by Uruguay. 'We knew if we won the World Cup' he said 'the Government would take all the credit. Their popularity would h...
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Funny story: Spain's World Cup Annihilation Due To Players Fear Of Creepy Crawlies In The Grass

Spain's World Cup Annihilation Due To Players Fear Of Creepy Crawlies In The Grass

Spanish footballers are reportedly terrified of the nasty looking Creepy Crawlies that live in Brazil's World Cup grass. From an early age Spanish footballers have seen Daddy Long Legs in Spanish grass, which is similar to Rain Forest grass. Supe...
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Funny story: Gibraltar's football successes an inspiration to struggling Spain

Gibraltar's football successes an inspiration to struggling Spain

T.V. coverage of British football, increasingly popular in the U.S has had a surprise boost with a request from the Spanish National Football Manager to hire Gordon Strachan in the capacity of damage limitation consultant after the Spanish team were...
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Funny story: World Cup Coverage "Shit On Purpose"

World Cup Coverage "Shit On Purpose"

Commentators and panel experts covering the World Cup on both the BBC and ITV have been accused of making as many errors and poor comments as possible to boost ratings, as well as increase newspaper and social media coverage. According to insiders...
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Funny story: Footballers 'Outed' In Controversial Online Game

Footballers 'Outed' In Controversial Online Game

The latest online gaming sensation, Private Ball Skills, is causing controversy worldwide as the game features current footballers under obvious pseudonyms carrying out homosexual acts without being noticed. The game is a mix between the 1990s pla...
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Funny story: Miliband Apologises For 'Page 3' Girl Affair

Miliband Apologises For 'Page 3' Girl Affair

An apology was issued today by Labour Party leader Ed Miliband. It comes after he was subjected to a slew of criticism following the release of pictures of him posing with a topless 'page 3' model. The picture, which features the model holding a s...
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Funny story: No Wonderland in Brazil for England

No Wonderland in Brazil for England

England lost 2-1 to Italy in our first World Cup game in Brazil because we had no one to match the Italian centre forward Bartendi. England Manager, Roy Stodgeson, complained that England had no one with Bartendi's height to score a vital equalisi...
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Funny story: England win World cup!

England win World cup!

After 48 years of misery, upsets, lousy performances and overpaid Rooney, England have just finished first in the World Cup! The news has just seeped through after a donkey ridden by a Himalayan Sherpa, his five children and wife rode into Kathman...
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News Media Will Only Report on Women Not Raped by Cosby

There are now so many Bill Cosby rape accusers that a new one is no longer news; what is news is a woman he hasn't drugged or raped.
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